Liz Taylor Blues

...that review was actually going pretty great...until they decided to majorly slander her in 2 lines...

If the reviews are bad enough then it'll make Lana angry and then she'll make UV 2.0 WE WON!!!!! 

i enjoyed reading the review and really liked this line:
 
In some ways Banisters feels like the purest distillation of the Lana Del Rey project, the grandeur and grasping of her earlier albums fused with her more recent music’s romance and scope. The twinkling closing track “Sweet Carolina” reads like a parody of Lana lyrics, a blast of found poetry for a broken era: “You name your babe Lilac Heaven/ After your iPhone 11/ ‘Crypto forever,’ screams your stupid boyfriend/ Fuck you, Kevin.” Only Lana could make this work.
 
only tea was spilled here

"She released Chemtrails Over the Country Club in May, a softer and smaller album that pressed on the themes of Norman Fucking Rockwell! with a gentler touch. She paid homage to a decaying country, with tremors of folksy freedom. Not six months later, she’s back with another record, one that arrived to many listeners ahead of even Lana’s breakneck schedule via a sometimes grainy leak. Blue Banisters is Lana’s pandemic record, a sisterly companion to Chemtrails."
 
Er... we're off to a great start! Chemtrails was released in March, and Blue Banisters comes SEVEN months later  
Lemme keep reading.

They also called Clay her fiancé in the review lol  Like, do your research first, it's not that hard.
 
Overall they did say a lot of really positive things about her and the album though 

Not a bad review, but that person clearly should have spent more time absorbing the album because some of those criticisms are just not it...
 

 

Well, NME will come through with their 100/100, as per usual, so... 

Mess
 
They always do 2 reviews, the premature evaluation and the official review but this is fairly mixed and will probably mean they will give the album a 5 or 6  

first review! https://www.stereogum.com/2164650/lana-del-rey-blue-banisters-album-review/reviews/premature-evaluation/

Her actual magnus opus

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

How did you get a picture of my house? Doxxingbis NOT COOl /s

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

F U Kung Yes
01: Dim Dark ( Final Version)
02: Sober Stay
03: Gecko Timmy
04: Fall
05:Take Me Outta The Television
06: Oh Yay
 
 

Her actual magnus opus

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Too busy working on Ldr 9 ( shes producing and  singing on every track)

Turn that video game OFF