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omg but the chaotic energy of the hair dude making the announcements for her - i have to laugh 

CHEMTRAILS OVER THE COUNTRY CLUB REALLY IS COMING!!!!! WE WON!!!!
 

 
 

He knows something...

random thoughts
 
Lyrically, NFR almost took on a more masculine persona. She refers to herself as "the man," sings a song from the perspective of a man, and even has a whole song about the way men specifically cope with their trauma. Where her previous work generally painted her as a damsel, now she was the strong one wearing the pants in a sense. Whether intentional or not, she also did a noticeable makeunder and turned away from the glamour that was previously associated with her. She was driving around in a big ass pickup truck lmao. So the whole era was a more stripped back, casual, tomboy vibe.
 
But now, she's just exuding such a feminine energy again. Physically, she seems to be kind of feeling herself again and is looking girly as hell. She hangs out with a whole squad of other women who all look like vegan instagram bloggers. She even teased a song called "let me love you like a woman." 
 
Now, i don't really know where I'm going with this but it def feels like Lana is in a new phase, and I know NFR was a divisive album, so hopefully she'll switch up the direction of this album. If she is feeling very girl power this time around, I can only imagine what Chemtrails will look/sound like. 

We could cruuuuise to the COCC 
On September 5th if she chooooose 

she’s really trying to keep it a surprise but she’s so bad it..sis wants to tell us

This place simultaneously drives me insane and somehow keeps me sane at the same time. I both hate it and love it here. The power of Lanaboards transcends. 
 
anyways somethings coming soon  

i'm ahead of my time

COCC is cumming in 12 days, how are we feeling ladies and gentle mints?
 

COCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

in 11 days

I choose to believe we're getting the album Sept 5 like she said.

Can I also just add that the demo versions lyrics are indisputably superior and express a complete detailed lyrical idea. Where as the final versions seem incomplete and surface level.

If you think the soulless final version is better you’re on crack

i lOve yooouuuu 
butchew don't understand meeee
my LIFE is my poetreeeee
my lOOve making is my legaacyyyyyyy
my thoughts are about nOTHing 
 
AND BEAUTIFUL! 
 
AND FOR FREE! 

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

i dont feel anything coming soon.
 
but when i do feel something, nothing happens.
 
omg somethings coming. 
 

Yo the reveal chile lemme get my scalp I wasn’t expecting that 

I have nothing else to do, so I'm just gonna go ahead and believe that Chemtrails is coming on September 4th. Lana's version of a surprise release means no promotion / pre-order. The album will drop digitally at midnight on the 4th and a pre-order for physical copies will be made available the following week. Tulsa Jesus Freak will premiere alongside the album drop with sorm form of visual (directed by Charlie) and will be considered a single but not sent to radio or pushed by the label.
The album cover and tracklist won't be revealed until the album release, Lana will acknowledge the project on socials on release day and then forget the album exists and focus on her next poetry project.
As for Ed, he misworded what we said in that message to a fan. Claiming the album was not finished, he meant that the album had not been mastered or sent out to critics and therefore of course the review was fake. However, Lana has in fact finished recording and has finalised the artwork and tracklisting.
Anybody else wanna join me in my delusion?

I am at work and haven't been able to keep up with everything. That post from last night was interesting and a deja vu. I remember I posted first time we heard that she says "separate the wheat from the shaft". The common expression is "separate the wheat from the chaff". I couldn't care less what she writes but when this comes out a poetry critic will point it out right away. We know how sensitive she is to critics. I know Lana reads all my posts so she'll probably change it before it goes to print. 

Imagine Lana posted a video of her reading "Past the Bushes Cyprus Thriving" and at first we're all like Ugh not another poem, but then when she says "like a chemtrail" she stops and stares at the camera intensely and then the music starts to get super wild and it merges into the Chemtrails album trailer and blows all our minds. 

Lucky you, she has reworked Fine China. Here are the lyrics!
 
Fine china, fresh linen,
I just wanna party with you.
Fine china, dull silver,
I'm taking off my bathing suit.
 
I guess they really got the best of us, didn't they? 
There's something that I never knew.
The earth shattered, the sky opened,
we play Eagles down in Malibu.
 
I think they're much better and make the song nice and breezy instead of that stuffy number it was before. 

I just hope that the album cover has an even number of pixels or @5adboy's brother will deem it to be fake. 
 

So, back to manifesting... COCC lead single in two days yup yup we WON!
 

lol there's no way she wrote september 5th by mistake.