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Can I also just add that the demo versions lyrics are indisputably superior and express a complete detailed lyrical idea. Where as the final versions seem incomplete and surface level.

If you think the soulless final version is better you’re on crack

i lOve yooouuuu 
butchew don't understand meeee
my LIFE is my poetreeeee
my lOOve making is my legaacyyyyyyy
my thoughts are about nOTHing 
 
AND BEAUTIFUL! 
 
AND FOR FREE! 

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

i dont feel anything coming soon.
 
but when i do feel something, nothing happens.
 
omg somethings coming. 
 

Yo the reveal chile lemme get my scalp I wasn’t expecting that 

I have nothing else to do, so I'm just gonna go ahead and believe that Chemtrails is coming on September 4th. Lana's version of a surprise release means no promotion / pre-order. The album will drop digitally at midnight on the 4th and a pre-order for physical copies will be made available the following week. Tulsa Jesus Freak will premiere alongside the album drop with sorm form of visual (directed by Charlie) and will be considered a single but not sent to radio or pushed by the label.
The album cover and tracklist won't be revealed until the album release, Lana will acknowledge the project on socials on release day and then forget the album exists and focus on her next poetry project.
As for Ed, he misworded what we said in that message to a fan. Claiming the album was not finished, he meant that the album had not been mastered or sent out to critics and therefore of course the review was fake. However, Lana has in fact finished recording and has finalised the artwork and tracklisting.
Anybody else wanna join me in my delusion?

I am at work and haven't been able to keep up with everything. That post from last night was interesting and a deja vu. I remember I posted first time we heard that she says "separate the wheat from the shaft". The common expression is "separate the wheat from the chaff". I couldn't care less what she writes but when this comes out a poetry critic will point it out right away. We know how sensitive she is to critics. I know Lana reads all my posts so she'll probably change it before it goes to print. 

Imagine Lana posted a video of her reading "Past the Bushes Cyprus Thriving" and at first we're all like Ugh not another poem, but then when she says "like a chemtrail" she stops and stares at the camera intensely and then the music starts to get super wild and it merges into the Chemtrails album trailer and blows all our minds. 

Lucky you, she has reworked Fine China. Here are the lyrics!
 
Fine china, fresh linen,
I just wanna party with you.
Fine china, dull silver,
I'm taking off my bathing suit.
 
I guess they really got the best of us, didn't they? 
There's something that I never knew.
The earth shattered, the sky opened,
we play Eagles down in Malibu.
 
I think they're much better and make the song nice and breezy instead of that stuffy number it was before. 

I just hope that the album cover has an even number of pixels or @5adboy's brother will deem it to be fake. 
 

So, back to manifesting... COCC lead single in two days yup yup we WON!
 

lol there's no way she wrote september 5th by mistake.

Lana saw the drama on here, and decided to tease you all with an insta post... 

@Mer Boy @cinammon girl @xxmissdaytonaxx
 
Thank u all..  this forum was a major lifesaver for me last year . I enjoyed contemplating about NFR tracklist and seeing all the meltdowns etc.
 
I happen to be a doctor and these covid times are so difficult for my profession. Many of my friends turned out positive and the workload is immense. Added to that, where I am from being LGBTQ+ Is not accepted...family blackmails that they'll suicide if I date a guy etc. So I guess everything is bleak.. idk what to do.  ! 
 
Anyway thx all for ur love !

I talk to Lana
 
I go back to Lanaboards,
take a look at all the posts,
wtf happened here...
I guess that’s what they meant to manifest....
nothing fucking happens here 

The album is coming on the 5th Sep
 
It's going to be a Paradise throwback
 
Lana will be praised by critics
 
And most importantly...
 

Lana if you're reading please save me by telling them lmao

The way Ed thinks we’re gullible enough to believe he’s saying the truth and isn’t trying to throw us off so the surprise drop will actually be a surprise lol nice try COCC coming September 4th and the preorder’s coming this week yupp

 

Ask for a refund. 

I present you these facts about What's On, the website that has posted that review. They will help you make your own mind up.
The website frequently posts reviews of legitimately released music, as seen here: https://whatson.guide/albums/ Their Summer 2020 magazine confirms that the guy who wrote the article, Gary Trueman, is the Music Editor, and has written many real reviews for real albums, and they are just as bad and vague - so it COULD be real. What's On have posted the review on their Facebook, Instagram and Twitter - people are asking them if it's real etc etc.  They have 60k followers on Facebook, only 4 on Linkedin, 3k on Instagram. ^To further, their engagement is terrible on Facebook (1 or 2 likes per post, which is bad but not totally unheard of). Potentially their followers are bought, but the figures on both platforms are pretty standard for streetpress publications. Their socials are a mess - the website seems to be Asia centric content (and their 'magazine' is advertising What's On Asia 2020, but their socials talk about What's On UK). The album artwork is tagged with incubus_art in the corner. That account has no trace of that artwork, but it is made from an interpolate picture of Lana from an old (Neil Krug?) shoot.
  I also present you these two possible scenarios:
It's not a real review - the figures show that the website is flagging in engagement, and they want to have a boost in traffic for their advertisers. It is a real review - they got a digital download in advance to review it, and they just googled anything for the placeholder for the artwork. They then fucked up the embargo and released a review early.   
One seems more likely than the other.
 
Signing off, bang bang, kiss kiss.  xo

Well, idk how reliable this is and I don't know if anyone talked about this, but I saw on a new NME article about Bruce Springsteen and Lana that COCC is due for release on September 4 
https://www.nme.com/news/music/bruce-springsteen-lana-del-rey-simply-best-songwriters-us-2728878 here's the link girlies 
can't believe that i'm setting my hopes high again 
 

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