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Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Lana Del Rey - Saturday Night ft May Jailer 

chemtrails over the country club NO LATER THAN SEPTEMBER 5TH! it's just the way that it is!
 

There's a lot of delulu bitches on here (myself included), so I've basically summarised everything regarding the album roll out so ya'll can decide if you think it's coming Sep 4/5th, or if it's coming October 2024. Let's begin! 
 
- Record stores have replied to myself (about a week ago now), and @spencertmartin saying that 1) There are no plans on stocking physical releases of COCC, and 2) Doesn't know when COCC will be released
 
- 'Insider' from ATRL says album is still being mastered (still likely could be released in Sep) - keep in mind this was about a week or two ago now, right?
 
- Ben said a few weeks ago on his Instagram that the album is coming 'soon' 
 
- Ed replied to @RormanNockwell a few days ago saying that the album isn't finished yet, or something along those lines (I can't remember, sorry lol)
 
- No new song titles are registered on ASCAP site
 
-  Lana's hair stylist Sheridan Ward made a post on his Instagram a few days ago saying "3 days and 4 midnights to go" with a top hat and rabbit emoji (eluding to a surprise of some kind?), and he also posted a story of Lana, and hashtagged #ChemtrailsOvertheCountryClub 
 
- Photographer Nicole Nodland did a shoot with Lana a few weeks ago. Whether this was for the album cover or just a magazine editorial, we don't know
 
- Lana so far has only released one snippet, Tulsa Jesus Freak
 
- Lana made an Instagram post reminiscing about her shoot she did with Complex during LFL. Could she be hinting at another shoot? Could Sheridan Ward have styled her hair for this shoot?
 
- No websites have listed any songs from COCC to be played over radio. Last year https://www.allaccess.com/triple-a/future-releases put up VB and MAC on their site about a week before they were played on the radio
 
- Whether Lana plans to release COCC digitally first, and hold off on the physical releases (hence why music stores don't have it in stock yet), could be a possibility 
 
Not sure if I've skimmed over some other things but this is what is fresh in my mind as of right now. 
 

Y'all are literal crackheads and I love this community so much, the way I cry-laughed for the last 10 pages 
I can't believe the album is really coming in 2 days holy shit.....
 

i've been a casual Lana fan for a few years and the last year i've been getting really hooked, but at the same time still very sort of taking my sweet time consuming her art, reading each wiki page for every song, album, etc...
 
 i've been saying since i started dipping my toes in further that she's a genius because she straight up made this incredible radio friendly album, Born To Die, that was almost like a mainstream movie trailer to introduce the world to her imagery and unique sound and then once we were hooked, after ONE album, she decided to do whatever the hell she wanted. 
 
this kind of big dick energy is only in the last year or so making it's way into the mainstream, and Lana is to thank for that. artists are making what they want to make now because Lana taught them it was okay once you're a star. 
 
she said 'oh you liked Blue Jeans? sick, here's a 9 minute soft rock jam that you're going to play on the actual radio bc I said so.' who the actual hell can top that? what an icon. 

MY THEORY ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS - 
 
Because albums are released at 9 pm Thursday PST / midnight Friday EST, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if tomorrow morning she posted to her social medias “surprise - my new record Chemtrails Over the Country Club is out at midnight” or something, and then the morning of Friday, August 28th, at maybe 5 AM PST / 1 PM BST, the physicals could be available for pre-order. And then on Saturday morning she drops a music video. 
 
That would make sense to me because Sheridan posted on August 25th “3 days” which would be August 28th for the album and then “4 midnights” which would be August 29th for the video or something else.The rabbit and hat emoji that implies surprise has to be purposefully included on his part to indicate a surprise. 

I also don’t know if her label would even let one of their artists release an album on a Saturday - every album comes out on Friday - and the September 5th date could’ve been a decoy and when she was adding 7 days to August 28th, she likely could’ve forgotten there were 31 days in August, not 30. 
 
Plus, that link on her website that redirected to 404 and now redirects to her homepage must mean something is coming soon. 
 
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up and let down, but if my hypothesis is correct, then we could be listening to the album in 28 hours and 17 minutes. I really don’t think it’s the case, but I also do lol. It would really make sense as a surprise. 

i did lanadelrey.com/vagina and it led back to the main site page

the vinyl will be the color of mariah's tan

Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future 
 

 

666 pages y'all!

we did it!

we finally did it!

single announcement + album release next!

I read something else. 

White hot forever drops this saturday, Chemtrails drops sept 5 wbk
 

We get down every Friday night
 

 
Waiting for that pre-order link in the pale moonlight
 

GLOW IN THE DARK 

You should stay close to Jesus
 

 
Keep that bottle at your hand, my man
 

This thread is gonna be used as a case study in a Ph. D. thesis in Psychiatry 
 
Anyways, I feel like something's coming later today, like a car selfie or a slightly music related instagram post... like a picture on a set or something 

We are having COCC this Saturday girlies  

you should stay that close to jesus 
keep your bottle at your hand, my man 

the fact that our delusions have led us to thinking the album is coming out an entire week before she said it is.. is the epitome of this fanbase 

Pls stop spamming the thread, don’t let that gif become this era’s version of #glittergate  

I'm like a wild caged animal, lying by the swimming pool losing all my power

COCC era gif progression: