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Hopefully the Norman Rockwell estate has already seen it so if they want her to change it they'll make her do it before she releases the album rather than suing her afterwards. If her managers weren't idiots they would have asked permission already but they are so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm not sure if she could actually be sued for it though.

It’s indecent that she hasn’t given ANY information about the record in a whole month when two songs from it have been out for 2 months and a half. And that nothing tends to show that she’s going to anytime soon.

Lana been depriving us so much that her stans are making fake album titles on Spotify :toofunny:

Mariners Apartment Complex
Venice Bitch
How To Disappear
Sylvia Plath
Happiness Is A Butterfly
Norman Fucking Rockwell
Cinnamon
Yosemite
MGK collab
 
Maybe: Bartender
 
Wow we have most of the tracklist already 
 
All of us still pretending to be surprised when Lana officialy announces it:

Yours is better imo. Making an unflattering photo look so good in a drawing...the talent!

I've been away from this thread for a few days and suddenly everyone have joined salvatore's cult church of Yosemite. Finally we're getting some more members.  

This was the real fucking crime

roses bloom for you > yosemite

I still need RBFY

Would be nice to have Yosemite right now. It would be the perfect gift for Christmas and it would be symbolic: she seems really happy these days and she said the song is happy... we’ll see!

Yosemite's another reason to fall in love w Norman. 



Wth does she really read the comments here? Hi Lana    Happiness is an @ mention Also. Where is LiB? So many questions !! !    

I have a feeling her next best record is upon us. Norman Fucking Rockwell will sit on the throne with Honeymoon 
 
Mariners Apartment Complex has some of her best lyrics in a long while.

Watch them actually lip sync Yosemite and it's choppily edited for Cinnamon.

so this is how you kill me

I'm listing some members so that I don't forget these names on the nomination day.
 
@@baddisease for Multifandom Award cause they keep updating the lil peep & martinez thread (it's a shame they stan XXXTENTACION). Also, @@HunterSThompson for updating the Florence & the Machine thread during the album cycle (I rarely see them now lol)
 
@@annedauphine for most active (make her a mod already)
 
@@Nobody & @@bored @@hornymoon for best username
 
@@SlowGinFizzzz & @@Terrence Loves Me @@white gold for the worst taste award. 
 
@@fl0ridakil0s @@delreyfreak @@kitschesque @@I Come In Peace @@californianfreak for the nicest members.
 
@@Electric Body & @@salvatore for iconic members, maybe @@expandableclitoris too.
 
@@HydroponicWeeds @@Barry @@GeminiLanaFan @Cacciatore @CrystalMethod @cognaclilac for best new member award cause I notice they are so very active.
 
@Clampigirl for the blogger award cause the conversation thread is her home. Also, @Cult Leader
 
I'm nominating @Amadeus @Valerie @wynwood in one of the category for all the catfights.
 
@trayertrash for veteran award cause she has seen all the bollywood horror films
 
Azealia Banks vs. Lana for the drama of the year award.
 
Unfortunately there has not been many good tracks for 'the leak of the year' award so maybe 'Hey You'.
 
 
There are many more members that I notice everyday but I don't remember the other categories so that's it for now.

Don’t jinx it

I’d kill to see what the first few tracklists looked like before all the rearranging

and scrapped forever. They probably are great precisely because they were more committed than the trashy ones we got on the record. And that’s a shame we never got to hear any song in which she was taking a stand. There are high chances that at least some of them were part of the 18 tracks Lana has said to be on the record for sure around May 2018

Ugh I can just imagine the acclaim and reviews - the BAR EP following Honeymoon would've been perfect. 
 
Then Lana being woke and more positive on LFL with features like the iconic Stevie Nicks and fan favourite A$AP.
 
To then have the split with G Eazy and then drop the double single - that would've got people talking "Lana calls out G Eazy, calling him a bummer", "Lana's fiery new single", "Lana Del Rey and G Eazy split - singer claims she "fell for another loser"" etc.

I still stand by my LFL tracklist and I can't listen to the album in the usual order anymore... It's so incohesive.
 
Lust For Life
 
01. Love
02. Lust For Life (ft. The Weeknd)
03. Groupie Love (ft. A$AP Rocky)
04. Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind
05. When The World Was At War We Kept Dancing
06. Heroin
07. God Bless America
08. Tomorrow Never Came (ft. Sean Ono Lennon)
09. Change
10. Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems (ft. Stevie Nicks)
11. Get Free
 
Best American Record EP
 
01. 13 Beaches
02. Cherry
03. White Mustang
04. Best American Record
 
Summer Bummer / In My Feelings (double A-side)
 
01. Summer Bummer (ft. A$AP Rocky and Playboi Carti)
02. In My Feelings
 
I think she should've released the Best American Record EP in mid 2016 as a bridge between Honeymoon and Lust For Life. Cherry being the single (obviously).
 
Launch Love as the lead in February 2017. Lust For Life as the second single in March, Coachella and Groupie Love as buzz singles with pre-order in May. Album dropped on May 26th and Groupie Love pushed as 3rd single. Get Free the final single in July before the tour.
 
Whilst on tour she could've dropped Summer Bummer and In My Feelings as a double A-side - then it would have been the diss track to G Eazy.

why does chuck look like she's pumped up with more fillers than filler queen lana herself, lil sis coming for her gig!

have y'all noticed how her insta photos aren't doing as well as before....
 
and as for yosemite, like if this really doesn't mean anything then im legit gonna have an aneurism, she knows how us gays and stans read into EVERYTHING she does...

Did Lana get her tooth fixed? The chip seems to have gone...
 
This is the only one Chuck is tagged - so ready for this to be the single cover! 

@@salvatore IT'S CUMMING