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I'm still in disbelief we're getting a new album. I remember when The Greatest was released, everyone said it's a hint that Lana is gonna take a long hiatus from music (Miss doing nothing the most of all). And now we'll have a brand new album in under 2 months! 

I hope this album either has an interlude or one really long song (or both)

she wore flannels all the time pre ultraviolence you guys overthink everything  

Bitch don’t give us spoken interludes. We got a whole audio album with spoken poems

Yasss u sexyslut

I regret all of my slanderous comments against Honeymoon being boring. I've come to my senses and realized its her best album to date 

she should've done more rap features back in the day. she can sing a hook and devour a bridge like no other. 
 
i know she was getting offers too, she just said no to everybody    

Listening again, I think it sounds a lot like Teacher's Pet, which I like. 
Teachers Pet and Show & Tell seem to be the only ones that have a sound flowing straight out of Cry Baby, even if they are a slower pace.

it's ridiculous how few (real) demos of her songs we have...

Video Games
Yayo (Paradise Edition)
Fine China
Black Beauty
The Other Woman
Art Deco
Wild One
Cherry Blossom
Lust for Life (Demo version)
Beautiful People (Demo version)
Heroin
Change
Happiness is a Butterfly

She probably said nothing about Chemtrails for two reasons:
1- not to confuse fans with too many projects at once (even here, we were kinda confused about Violet, Chem and Behind the iron gates, what was what and what was released with what).
2- out of respect for Violet, which was a long time in the making, you don’t mention the next steps of the next project right away. Plus we would have harassed her about bundles with Chem in it, let’s face it.

Flashback to march 29th

Is this a first? Have we run out of arguments for the vinyl colour, the era’s sound, possible collabs and the era’s flower that we know wonder how she’ll make chemtrails rhyme with something?
She really needs to feed us soon.

yall concerned about what shes gonna rhyme "club" with when this woman has rhymed love with love and blue with blue and baby with baby

I think it's gonna be like how Norman Rockwell was mentioned in Venice Bitch and nowhere else. 
 
Nothing good rhymes with club except "pub", and that's too British for her. 

The leaked source code from her website said that her new album was coming in 2020

Today i had a dream that i got cocc vinyl. Lana wasnt on the cover and the back cover was completely psychedelic. Also i remembered very very well that inside there was an inscription that the title track is coming on august 23rd. So fingers crossed for my paranormal abilities

the "let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain" never got me the way it seems to get everyone else 

lowkey me rn

lanaboards on september 4th
 

We just want it to sound like one of the 8 good songs on LfL

found Lana’s burner account

7 weeks to go unless she's lying 

 

Are u okay

I like the two country songs Lana did but I don't think I could stand an whole album in that vein.