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i feel like the humor will be about the Joe cheating allegations. She doesn’t seem sad, she seems mad. Her Jagged Little Pill coming lololol 

the titles are funny 
this insider info makes sense because the song titles seem to be ironic/satirical, and as much as taylor can be unintentionally cringe i think she’s actually being very tongue-in-cheek with this album. even ‘the tortured poets department’ sounds ironic, especially if it’s meant to reference ‘the tortured man club’.

This is the funniest leak I’ve ever seen. “She’s putting alot of humour into the songs” PLEASE
there is NOTHING funny about this album

Maybe you're right but maybe we'll get a song where something references Matty, like she referenced Calvin in Gorgeous ("I got a boyfriend, he's older than us, he's in the club doing I don't knoe what" - Calvin is older than Taylor and he's DJing in clubs).
 
Funny thing is that there isn't a song which is 100% about Calvin even though their relationship was like 1.5 years long or something. I do remember her saying that when she was with Calvin, she had writer's block. Their relationship was pretty toxic as well, which was referenced in Getaway Car, where the "He" was Calvin and the "You" was Tom Hiddleston ("I wanted to leave him, I needed a reason" and "He poisoned the well, I was lying to myself"). To be honest, while writing this, I forgot how brilliant Getaway Car is. I love it kinds more than Cruel Summer (CS got overplayed fast imo). It's just brilliant in terms of everything, the 80s synth beat and the Bonnie & Clyde references in lyrics.

probably no songs about travis since she likely finished recording the album before she and travis met, and for sure before they started dating. ive been wondering about matty healy myself though, i was thinking when she first anounced the tracklist that i can fix him (no really i can) and maybe down bad were about him. now im not so sure, maybe i can fix him is. 
 
or maybe he’ll be like calvin harris and we’ll never get a song about him ☠️

It's like "it has music and words that have a meaning" lol

The fact her album cover pisses people off is exactly what she wants. The album is literally called brat, obviously she’s gonna act like a brat
 
also did no one listen to What You Think About Me???? Like she doesn’t care if you hate it or not

I just dislike arena shows cause there's nowhere to dance. How tf am I supposed to get down when I'm confined to an area the size of an economy-class Spirit Airlines seat?

rave album in an arena... 

brat cover is camp and fun. the girls that get it, get it!

The cold warehouse causing her to have laryngitis gives me the same vibe as “I fell out of a tree when I was a child and that’s why I whisper” 
 
also I think her hair the color of the desert is a call out of the location of Coachella (a literal desert) as opposed to a lasso tease 

I agree that she didn't need to call out an old member of the crew (by name???). She could have thanked the fans for listening for 12+ years hello but at the same time, her doing that makes me think this person has screwed her over many many times and this was the last straw

The casual mention of Tessa lifting her laryngitis remotely took me OUT, that was amazing. 
 
I kind of love when she gets real/messy like this and just gives it to us straight. I’m sure there’s a lot that went into his decision, but Pete departing just a month out is wild, and definitely explains some of the stuff we saw on Weekend 1. But damn, am I even more impressed with Lana, her dancers, the team as a whole, and with her ability to adapt. Big shout out to Emily, like I can’t even imagine the stress she was under the past 37+ days, and the final product was incredible. 
 
edit: Byron’s comment on that post is so sweet. I love their working relationship!

having a new female tour manager could change a lot, so let's see how this influences her upcoming shows (for the good )

Personally loved it

Damn ma how many times are you gonna edit this caption 
 
also
 
”and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager” is so nasty 

she really said fuck you pete and wanted us all to know

Remember when she threw plates at pete for locking her up 

oh pete, 15 years and quit 37 days before a headlining show at the biggest music festival in america…. wow whoever Emily is, a queen 

She looks straight out of 2011, I cannottt. Hoping she keeps this hair for a while,  if not permanently…🤞🧡. And the way she just dropped that bit about Pete ☠️ It reminds me of how she said she threw plates at her dressing room door in Dallas on the Endless Summer Tour when he blocked it and they didn’t speak for the rest of that tour so she tour managed herself lol. Such is life, Lana </3