Ivory Cricket

I just found it super odd to think this is the same woman who delivered National Anthem\Ride\Tropico (hell, even Summertime Sadness and Born To Die) and then... well. iPhone Vintage App happened.
 
Things started to slow down by Ultraviolence (because West Coast is cute but there's nothing much going on and Shades Of Cool is ok. The title track... we just don't talk about that. Not after what she did with the original video which was probably going to be on her top3 with the ones mentioned above).
 
Is not that the videos are bad or anything but most of the time they're really boring now. I guess I kinda miss the storytelling instead of... just looking gorgeous. 

Lana must really love that backup singer as a friend to keep her in the video despite her ummmm... strong facial expressions and body language
 
lana and one dancer are there being cute and girly and cool 
 
and then the third girl is looking at everything like she's me aged 14 desperately trying to look aggressive and sexy for the first time but ummmm not being very subtle at all

She should've just sat there and ate her food, literally

Literally everything about this music video is pointless by now. NFR footage? Most of it teased ages ago and not much new to see here other than laying on a hammock awkwardly. Bartender footage? Entire thing was shown OVER A YEAR AGO disguised as MAC and VB, only difference was they added some audio and cops. Happiness is a butterfly footage? Again, we've seen the entire thing on her instagram before    Just because you add all of these things into a 14 minute video doesnt make anything different She should've just released this back during the album rollout because u are lying to yourself if you say that you genuinly enjoyed this, well its cute but are many people actually gonna watch this again even IF u enjoyed it?

Let's be honest. It's bad and that was to be expected. Lame concept, weak lypsyncing and no one wants to see her cringy background dancers. The "special effects" ... let's not talk about it.
 
It's just boring during NFR and HIAB, but Bartender DEFINITLY deserved better than this "we are the coolest gurls in middle school"-treatment. Like really ... this is as cringy as it gets.

If Lana edited the video does that mean she was the one who added the explosions, drones, aircrafts and all that stuff? Queen of editing!

"Edited by LDR"
 

is Chuck Grant having parkinson's disease? stop shaking that goddamn camera i'm getting a seizure just from how shaky the footages are

I would give up all the dark chocolate I have hoarded in my kitchen, my favorite, fluffiest slippers, my nutravapes, and all my bacardi for THIS

jfsdjfoisjfijofd     

i can't even tell if i'm excited for this or not 

Great! as chuck has learnt how to add these animations I bet the whole of LD7/white hot forever is going to look like some long lost Disney film. Snow White Forever.

You must be talking 'bout a different sis, 'cos ... 
 

Lets just all agree California is the true ho of this album sadcore whorrr w a tender core yes.

Bartender is gorgeous! 

I love him. Best boyfriend since Barry

Bartender aged like wine  

the chorus is EPIC
not even in my top 3 favourite in the album tho but I love it

soooo everyone endlessly repeating the same shite ab how NFR is Lana's "magnum opus" and swooning over mediocre Lana choons are coming for people sharing critical opinions of NFR based in actual music critique with valid reasoning?  the hypocrisy is more pronounced than Lizzy Grant's life.  seriously theres posts on every fucking page repeating the same thing trying to shut up anyone who doesnt see NFR in a purely positive sycophantic light.  that's more annoying than a differing opinion with interesting reasoning to back it up.
 
anyway, has the music video leaked yet?

ah yes, critics are always right and mass public opinion is always good.  that's why Donald Trump is president, Taylor Swift is a pop icon, Vincent Van Gogh never got recognized till he died, Jesus was murdered by a mob, the Tories are destroying the UK through public support, Nick Drake was never popular in his lifetime, etc etc etc, right??  Some people will never get it

That's so true. The songs on this album are very quiet ...Every time I play NFR! songs I'm not sure if I have full volume on or not. Or if I listen to songs on spotify, Lanas (NFR) songs seems more quiet produced then songs from other artists even if the other songs are slow and more sad.  And I wish on some of the songs would have a little bit more bass.....
 

OK Jared. We get it, Jack pays your rent. We know. It's that obvious. 
 
My DMs on here, comments' likes, Instagram mentions and Reddit posts I've read beg to differ though, but I guess you don't know what that's like to be in touch with other fans that think alike, so you like to imply that I have some sort of schizophrenia complexion, that's very, very funny Jared. 
 
But go off about how I'm mirroring my own thoughts unto other peeps. Aren't you that one Jack stan one here that has not the ability to express personal views and parrots critics 24/7? Hang me out to be the delusional one. 

i fucking love you

I wonder how many times the comment "Lana please work with Dan again :defeated:" has been made...
 
anyway Lana please work with Dan again :defeated: :defeated: :defeated:

exactly. and she has a little fat on her belly anyways (which is completely normal for women btw). the thought of her being pregnant haven't crossed my mind once after seeing that pic lol

She is a very beautiful woman, regardless of whether or not she has performed any kind of procedure. I have no problems with that...