Ivory Cricket

It has been absolutely hilarious to read this thread in the past 2 days. These people triggered over poetic word usage is the best.

This tea is scalding. and yet I will still give sis all of my money just to see her live 

I still dont know what the fuck I just watched. I'm considering pouring myself a cold beer and going to bed.

omg if she held me like that           

Has she finally stopped wearing those shoes omg a christmas miracle unless the thief stole them

all that money and wears the same jacket everywhere

she a cop she a cop she a cop

This is actually super sweet tho

On Saturday, Lana Del Rey and her boyfriend Sean "Sticks" Larkin received a ride-along from the LAPD Air Support Division in Los Angeles, California.
From the poster (second to the right): "Life’s funny. I think most cops would agree that being the police in today’s times isn’t the easiest thing. But, every once in awhile, there’s a perk. By being the police I’ve developed a great friendship with Sean Larkin, aka “Sticks” on A&E’s smash hit TV show, Live PD. Sean is dating the popular singer, Lana Del Rey. Lana is my daughter McKenna’s favorite entertainer. By calling some kind ppl I know up at LAPD’s Air Support Division I was able to coordinate a Ridealong for Sean and Lana, before which I was able to bring McKenna and introduce her to Lana (who was GREAT). McKenna’s birthday is January 2 and this was probably the coolest gift I could’ve given her. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her smile like that.
I wanted to say a big thank you to my friends and peers up at LAPD Air Support (esp Rob and Victor P.), to my buddy Sean Larkin and to my new friend Lana Del Rey for their kindness. Also, I wanted to wish my daughter McKenna a very Happy Birthday, your pops loves you"

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet

What is she supposed to be? 

This made me really happy for some reason lol

New video on her gram from Hermosa Beach - she was here yesterday with Sean, as he has a similar video up on his story x

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet

Lana give us Yosemite as a christmas present pretty please

Lol, but the point is that people keep beating the same dead negative horse. Lol. Like many other people have said, state your negative opinion it’s fine, but to keep doing it over and over to the point where it’s the same negative opinion on every page, it gets annoying to see. When many people just want to come here and have a good conversation about the album/era and everything that’s going on and etc. 
Wait, didn’t you hear? “Jackoff” is no longer producing any future LDR albums, Lana came on here and read all the negative posts about NFR and Jack therefore canceling jack and any future collaborations. The ONFRH rejoice!

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet

God the Bartender video is just so... bad. I don't know what else to say. It's lazy, it's uninspired, it's irrelevant to the song; tragic onistaly.
HIAB was a chore to sit through as well
 
 
 

This please. The more that I look at him the more I feel like he probably smells like canned ravioli and feet