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Lana likes to play the underdog/normal person role, but you're not supposed to take it seriously and think she actually cares that much about the sales lol.
 

Lana likes to play the underdog/normal person role, but you're not supposed to take it seriously and think she actually cares that much about the sales lol.
 

Lana likes to play the underdog/normal person role, but you're not supposed to take it seriously and think she actually cares that much about the sales lol.
 

Lana likes to play the underdog/normal person role, but you're not supposed to take it seriously and think she actually cares that much about the sales lol.
 

She just posted a story listening to Bo Burnham.

''Wanting Lana to be hyper feminine, sexed-up blow up doll for my aesthetic preference and palatable enough to give her music a listen is so not misogynistic, I promise!!!!!!!!!''
Subtle compared to those on twitter and Tiktok, maybe.


 

 

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She just posted a story listening to Bo Burnham.

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She just posted a story listening to Bo Burnham.

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She just posted a story listening to Bo Burnham.

Instead of manifesting Lana working with the most uncool and washed-up producers in the industry that only pop stars who are way behind on the trends work with (Aaron Dessner & Kevin Parker), we need to manifest the following:
 
1. An album that feels like a cohesive statement and not a random playlist
2. An album where she gets weird and experimental all the way trough and not just on two or three songs before she chickens out and starts playing it safe.
 

You having to resort to listing the biggest classics and viral hits to downplay Let The Light In and Margaret's success only proves my point. And she has more than enough money in her bank and her legacy is already cemented. She doesn't have to compromise at all. And her ''fans'' keep demonstrating why it's not worth it. Just last night, I saw a viral tweet of Lana fan telling her to get on Ozempic. She has one of the worst fan bases in the industry. 

Instead of manifesting Lana working with the most uncool and washed-up producers in the industry that only pop stars who are way behind on the trends work with (Aaron Dessner & Kevin Parker), we need to manifest the following:
 
1. An album that feels like a cohesive statement and not a random playlist
2. An album where she gets weird and experimental all the way trough and not just on two or three songs before she chickens out and starts playing it safe.