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I can’t wait for the day we get insider knowledge that the preorder is dropping the next day 

Looking statistically at Lana’s past albums for my predictions (and assuming Lasso will be around 12 tracks, that number just feels right to me) - 2 & 4 will be the average fan favourite (often single material) and 6 & 11 will be the true stan favourite (deep cuts made popular by fan listening) 1, 3, 7, & 12 will either be major hits or major misses. 9 & 10 will be growers/underrated. Fans will either absolutely love or absolutely hate 5. 8 will likely be a skip for most.
Going off of absolutely nothing but average track rankings for her albums…
My personal early ranking prediction is: 6, 3, 11, 10, 7, 9, 5, 1, 8, 12, 4, 2
Average fan/LB member ranking will be: 3, 4, 2, 6, 10, 11, 5, 1, 9, 8, 12, 7
 
See u all on release day to compare these to the actual results xx

She better start rehearsing all Lasso songs so she can headline Stagecoach next year. 

those sad lana video edits that are about her weight are corny as fuck and weird.

Candy necklace the best song on OB

I got my merch today! I ordered the bow and the UV style tank top.
first of all OMG NO CUSTOMS?? My order was sent from Germany and I had to pay nothing extra Im so happyyyyy!! 

the bow: as everyone else already said it’s really overpriced and the LDR sticker it’s ugly but I still think it’s a cute accessory and it looks beautiful on my hair. Now the tank top…… WHY TF IS IT SO TINY???? The print is really small and it’s basically a crop top, if you have big boobs it’s better to skip this…the print stretches completely and it almost looks like a bra on me 😭😭 if I had knew before I wouldn’t have bought it 

I wonder what she is going to do with the footage, she stopped to record me and my group screaming Ride for like a minute straight. Hopefully it is for a documentary or something.

OCEAN EYES X VIDEO GAMES FT BILLIE EILISH OUT NOW
 
 

I still can't believe how beautiful Lana is. Like that's the most stellar I've seen my darling in ages. 

I received my candy necklace from a warehouse in germany even though I ordered it in the uk shop so I guess they sorted out the customs issues. 

Did you order from the UK shop? As I live in Germany I just wanna check the shipping cost now, wondering if they are that overpriced, too 🙈

Oh my god.. I was already cringing at the cigarette jokes back in 2015. The other day I saw someone still posting that Cola+cigs package with the caption “Coachella merch just dropped XD” …….. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

I hope this will be 11 tracks only, no interludes, no hate preachers, no Nikki, no Weeknd. 

All of Lana's best work has either 11 or 15 tracks  this is the sweet spot

idk i struggled with beyonce's album because of the number of tracks i would rather 13-16 SOLID quality tracks than 19+ songs with some skips. obviously lana rarely makes duds on an album, but i just love having a solid cover to cover masterpiece

I get that but me personally I love interludes they just add more personality to the album!! (At least sometimes)

I got my merch today! I ordered the bow and the UV style tank top.
first of all OMG NO CUSTOMS?? My order was sent from Germany and I had to pay nothing extra Im so happyyyyy!! 

the bow: as everyone else already said it’s really overpriced and the LDR sticker it’s ugly but I still think it’s a cute accessory and it looks beautiful on my hair. Now the tank top…… WHY TF IS IT SO TINY???? The print is really small and it’s basically a crop top, if you have big boobs it’s better to skip this…the print stretches completely and it almost looks like a bra on me 😭😭 if I had knew before I wouldn’t have bought it 

agreed!!
 
also guns and roses, what a damn song!

Def Bartender. It only gets shit on due to being played at every show. It’s still a beautiful song on NFR

Why do people hate For Free so much? it's such a calm and soothing song.. My go-to song whenever I feel uneasy

Coachella Woodstock In My Mind i mean just stop 

Bartender
 
i love it so fckin much

stoppp I love seeing her love for her pets, this pic is precious <3 yall are so right though, that's literally lana as a cat 

It was a million dollar performance, so she (and we) still came out ahead.