Lilacnicole

She's mentioning everyone but her own mother, what a clown

" .... a lonely deformed potato that never made it into a beautiful salad ....  " 
 
AAHAHA     Now THAT would be something to hear about !
Yes, you are correct.   This could be her Literary prize winner, afterall, cool old BOB DYLAN got a Nobel Prize too ! 
 
Thank you Elle.
This is really great !  

*Marina enters the chat*

now she can write about doing drugs and not get arrested

Hope she changes her race back to Latina again.

I thought her keys were a cigarette for a good few seconds

I was so excited when I booked my tickets to see finally see Lana. But I had this funny feeling that I wouldn’t see her. I don’t know if that feeling was just me or if it was from Lana’s vibe recently.

I’m so upset I’ve been waiting years to see Lana and I was meant to see her in Birmingham in just over a week. I hope she is ok and gets better soon

Sketchy ... but k, Lanz.
 
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I'm glad she said something, but I feel like this just raises more questions.
 
Why would anyone would cancel an entire tour leg over a "lost voice" and then post a video - of themselves speaking very normally - four days later to explain to us why they did? 
 
Bizarre, as usual.

Something feels weird.. I can't explain it.

My total respect, even though she may have lied about "getting sick and losing voice".
Being emotionally ill is as disabling as a physical problem. And if that's the real reason, I'll never judge her.
 
I'm glad she is "apparently" fine.

I couldn’t help but stare at her cheeks omg the filler...

At least she's among the living. We'll probably never know what happened. She looks so odd in this video. Sick or shots at the doctors office. I'm not trying to be an ass just very strange that's all.

ok first of all did she get her lips refilled
 
and secondly wdym make it up just reschedule queen
 
also "as always" plssss 

im so for her i adore her but i dont believe a word that comes out of her mouth anymore lmao. i doubt you can make up for the flights and the time off work and the hotel stays ?? not entirely her fault but i DOUBT she only knew she wouldnt be able to perform when it was announced im sorry but nope

same... we obviously don't know what was the real reason for cancelling the shows, so i don't want judge her too much but that video made me so angry, at least she could have pretended she was sorry for cancelling last minute, she had to know how much of a let down it was gonna be for her fans (based on the capacity of the venues, we're talking about hundreds of thousands of people), not to mention losing their hard-earned money on non-refundable accomodations and plane tickets.
 
and that bit about making it up for us... that felt like being stabbed.

ok.... i feel bad and i think i'm gonna get torn to shreds for saying this and i'm trying my best to word it as kindly and reasonably as possible (especially bc mercury is in retrograde rn) but...
 
that video actually made me feel worse about the whole situation    i was anticipating her saying something because it took her long enough so in some ways i'm glad she finally did, but coming onto instagram looking fine, sounding fine, with obviously freshly done lip and cheek fillers (surely if you're super ill the last thing you'd want is needles in your face? and if you have no voice you could possibly also have a cough, so needles around your mouth area might be something of a risk, no? of course i'm not a doctor so i don't actually know, but regardless wouldn't you just wanna focus on resting up anyway?) and giving a nonchalant "i'm sorry" only to then go on and essentially say "but hey look at all these other cool shows i've got coming up that you won't be able to go to because they're on the other side of the world!!  " then making the utterly laughable statement "of course i'll make it up to you like i always do", particularly when the official statement given by the venue already confirmed there would be no rescheduling....... girl.
 
 
i'm sorry, i hope i'm not being too hard on her and i guess i should be relieved she at least acknowledged the situation, but tbh... today was supposed to be my show so i'm def feeling extra sensitive today    like i woke up in such a sad mood because of it hahah.
 
idk, i'm not sure what i really expected her to say. maybe just something a little more personal and heartfelt. she honestly sounds fine to me and the fact that, as Rorman mentioned earlier, she was likely out hiking with alex and val (as well as being spotted out and about seeming fine prior to the cancellation of the shows) just makes me struggle to put two and two together. that's not to even mention the fact we pretty much know that the venue and crew hotels etc knew about these cancellations a while before we did. the whole situation is naturally bound to be upsetting, but i feel this video did very little to make it any better and, in some people's cases (mine  ), actually made it kinda worse.
 
that being said, these things do happen. the neighbourhood, for example, recently postponed their entire march uk tour all the way to november. could be a mental health situation, an illness other than what she told us or maybe she really has lost her singing voice! whatever the situation, i do genuinely hope she's okay. i don't begrudge her cancelling shows for the good of her health (presuming that is the case) and i'm wishing her all the best and a super speedy recovery. i just wish this video had made me feel better rather rather than worse on what would have been the day of my show.

Exactly and I need to find a way to accept this because I am still so damn disappointed. It’s the worst thing ever when a person you love so much and are so excited to see doesn’t seem to reciprocate the feelings. Honestly I almost wish she didn’t put that apology video up because it only confirmed to me that she really doesn’t realize or grasp just how big of a deal this cancellation was for us non US citizens

Further confirmed that she views tours and shows etc as just an amorphous obligation (unless it's in CA, then she'll do like 10 shows in one state)

As if her playing on the other side of the world in 5 months is supposed to make me excited lol
Yeah good apology Lana and nice for the people who are going to Lolla etc but that has nothing to do with my canceled show

So because you think her eyes say she's struggling we're not allowed to complain that our shows got cancelled. Okay.

The sad thing is that we know she won’t make it up unless she reschedules the shows, which is something she’s never bothered to do before so I doubt she’ll consider doing it this time too.

This is what I think. She just didn't feel like doing any shows and it's obvious her team reads here and told her to say something. It's all very PR. 

No, I think .... she probably is/was sick, but I don't know if "loss of voice" is the only reason, or even, the primary reason. It's not even that I expect her to tell us what is/was wrong at all, but if it were me, I'd release a written statement, and then lie low for those four weeks. Obviously, she can do as she pleases, but it's kinda strange to cite a loss of voice as the reason for taking four weeks off, and then show up four days later speaking in a video ...
 
(Yes, talking and singing are two different things ... but four days to recover your speaking voice but four weeks to recover your singing voice? Mmmmm ...)