Rorman Nockwell

finished I tried to share it around so there are too many people to list but I'm hoping at least some of them get to the voting stage

I’m doin it in an hour or so dw @Elle I have had family here inc kids so it’s been hard But ty for reminding

Thank you @Waimea Bay (and anyone else who has nominated Shrimpy or me)

One of the songs is called Cajun Two Step or contains the lyric "Cajun Two Step" confirmed

Don't forget to nominate SHRIMPY for best profile picture Don't forget them ...

One year I got nommed for best and worst username

I nominate @bunoner for Worstest of the Worser than Worse He told me the other day that he hit this person’s car and yelled at them and said it was their fault even though it was his fault and then he gave them fake details for insurance purposes and drove through a puddle when leaving so that they would get typhus He does stuff like this all the time

I will honestly be shocked if they’re still together a year from now As I’ve said, I’m not wishing anything bad for them but I just think that at some point reality will bite She seems to jump from partner to partner at the smallest thing I don’t mean that as an insult but I guess when you’re rich and famous af you can do whatever you want At some point I think she’s gonna wake up in her swamp house and think that the algae is greener on the other side

Nominate and Vote 1 Rorman Nockwell for BEST PROFILE PICTURE: Shrimpy Shrimpy has endured the highs, the lows, and the in betweens. People regularly quote Shrimpy in their replies. Shrimpy is not the Question for the Culture, but the ANSWER for the Culture. Shrimpy was here BEFORE you, and will be here AFTER you. If you don't vote for Shrimpy, then you probably hate nice things like bunnies, hot chocolate and boxes of crayons. He is a cultural asset right down to the terrible crop which I have never bothered fixing. It's not Banksy, it's SHRIMPY. Not voting for Shrimpy is cruelty against animals. Shrimps are friends, NOT food. Show your support for the welfare and education of shrimp worldwide by voting. As an Australian, I will NOT throw another shrimp on the BBQ. But I might throw you on the BBQ if you don't vote for Shrimpy, so be careful. Or maybe I'll just mail you a giant spider or smthn Yours hopefully, Rorman Nockwell and Shrimpy

Thank you @shadesofblue I agree that everyone should vote for the rats The rats provided joy, social stability and economic certainty in what was a very tumultuous year

same wtf

she’s eating my cousins

There isn't a single person in Hollywood who is 100% sweet and innocent This is very difficult for the populace to accept because they don't like to think that their fave would ever do anything unscrupulous As a general rule of thumb, the more money you have, the more people you have stepped over Billionaires are especially unscrupulous; the very notion of being a billionaire when other people don't have enough to eat is fucked up

I’m no lawyer but I’m pretty sure calling someone a failure does not constitute slander or libel Slander/libel needs to be something that’s not just an opinion You can call someone an idiot or a failure and no one can prove that they are or aren’t, cos it’s an opinion only Are we sure the letter is from an actual lawyer and she didn’t just get her cat to write it

This book is funny af; highly recommended Apparently they are making a movie If you have ever worked in retail, you'll relate Would also make a good Christmas present for an Ikea fan cos it's based on an Ikea knock-off