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The tea is HOT tonight ladies

the twink who wrote these fake ass lyrics is probably sitting here now and enjoying reading this thread

Somebody came into work today while Salvatore was playing and was all like "who is this? she has an amazing voice and style" and I said it was Lana, of course, and she was like "oh, wow she's not very good I've heard" to which she then showed no interest. 
 
So then I screamed NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL in her face because gurl needs to learn how to live her own life, jesus. 

I don’t think this is relevant but intescope updated the doin time promo page for radios yesterday and aded this: ALBUM OUT LATER THIS YEAR!
And also Doin Time has now sold 33500 pure copies in the US (around 150k units if we add streams), it’s expected to peak in the top 10 of alternative radios and top 3 in tiple A radios.

Ha, I find it so interesting now that people think Ultraviolence is the greatest thing, because when it first came out there was a significant amount of people that were underwhelmed. Coming off of the BTD/P era, UV was much more low-key and the production wasn't this big grand polished work of art the way BTD/P was, and we certainly did not get the same level of videos and promo. Compared to the eras since, UV seems like a dream now. 

i mean the lyrics that they are claiming are just so out-of-ass tbh. and i think the lyrics from what we have actually heard have been pretty strong. i mean you can tell. all the songs we have heard each lyric line is long and in depth while the ones they made up tend to be like 3 words LOL. they didnt even try writing longer lines. so obviously fake
 
anyways i wouldnt be surprised the troll running the acc aint some user on here. the line in the title track "you think youre norman fucking rockwell" was a lyric someone on here (forgot who) had predicted it to be. its just someone trying to troll us or someone who watches the thread quietly feeding our desperation 

the resurrection of Lanaboards has got me like 
once NFR comes out, we'll all be laughing telling our grandchildren about remember that one time when Lana hacked Lanaboards , pretended to be a cancer, was "begging" to play Priscilla , personally stoned gays on her vacations to foreign countries, was a zionist, went to Hillsong , got addicted to matcha, and then years later Peppa Pig's debut album finally outpaces Born To Die as longest charting album by a female artist. i stan a Bhad Bhacon Bhitxh with a Bing Bong Zoo

It seems like almost every time some kind of detestable information has leaked it has turned out to be true, so I am nervous about these lyrics. They stylistically do fit in with what we've heard, and I feel like there are risky choices that were made if someone was trying to be deceptive. No one thought the tracklists for UV or LFL were real until she announced them because of titles like "Sad Girl" and "Heroin", no one believed the HM cover at first, no one believed Coachella would be on the album, etc. Who knows what is real at this point for NFR, but I won't discount the possibility until I officially see otherwise.
 
I really hope these lyrics aren't real because the potential racial implications would probably be enough for me to abandon her on the spot, and that's after 7+ years of being a huge fan. If I had only seen the HIADT lyrics beforehand and read the "black narcissist" line, I may not have believed that either but here we are. While that was questionable word choice and just vague enough to give her the benefit of the doubt, these new lyrics are not. They would be at best willful ignorance and at worst outright racism and I can't support either explanation for something so important.

u know, songs like that they are STORIES that people can IDENTIFY with. Children were singing this song at weddings, at graduations, at funerals

Expert DADDY PiG...coming for Lana's former brand, damn Peppa we see you

Ok sorry. But this has just come to my attention.
 
http://instagram.com/p/B0BdJcjBEOE/
 
LEEGIT an animated character releasing a record before sis does

The movie thing is 1000% fake in my opinion.
 
But imagine Lana putting in the work to be in a feature length film. She can’t even do proper music videos anymore let alone show up to a movie set every day for months. Too much work
 
And those lyrics are clearly fake, not even worth entertaining lol
 
This era has us crazier than ever

Noah fence cause I’m the biggest skeptic but as try hard as those lyrics sound, it matches her behavior lately. I don’t believe it but I also wouldn’t be surprised. Also as racist as black magic sounds, she did do the whole black narcissist thing which I know deep down she knew was going to stir talk.

This Priscilla thing is fake bs imo but yeah I have my clown suit cause you never know with Lanita

I mean it's probably bullshit but frankly, I will be shocked if Baz casts her as Priscilla. No shade to sis but she's not an actress, the role does not involve singing and I daresay they need someone younger because Priscilla was 14 when she met Elvis. Sis doesn't look old but it's much easier to make an actress look 20 years older than 20 years younger. 
 
Plus, she doesn't look a lot like Priscilla; she just styled herself to look like her and you could style just about any young actress the same way. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE
 
Stream the original HIAB

It's weird to think that in June, we thought we were two months away from the album, but it's only now that we're two months away from the album

What makes me think those lyrics are all fake is that all the parts that weren't in snippets sound like "Ok what else would Lana say?"

omfg those bartender lyrics   if this is real...yikes

Lana queen of dyslexics

I vote for 'Cha Cha Fucking Matcha'

I think we're ALL done

Halsey being a RAT even in some fag's dreams... Imagine how tired we are

Halsey being a RAT even in some fag's dreams... Imagine how tired we are

Halsey being a RAT even in some fag's dreams... Imagine how tired we are