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We're gonna unlock it and see the same LFL merch, bookmark me

omg the major meltdowns when the site gets fixed in a day or two 
 
 
 
@@Elle get ready to lock this thread the second Lana tweets "oops the shop is back and running! just a lil fluke! album coming in a little x"

me while doing a right-click on the black screen and clicking "page source" thinking im the next eclipse

the gays logging into shoplanadelrey.com this morning
 

 
 
 
 

actually i think the password might be lizzygrant-andherdaddy-queenofNYC-smokingcrack2000

the password is big-bad-elvis1949

The password is: LanaShipsEclipseAndWin69

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Eclipse kept balance between the LanaBoards members. But that all changed when NFR thread attacked. Only Eclipse had mastered all coding languages. Only he could stop the ruthless members. But when the gays needed him most, he vanished.

my clown ass actually tried it

Watch the password be “password123”

wouldn't surprise me if he said that to be the only one hacking the site and getting ExClooSive MATErial to tease on his little twitter account

My uncle who was a famous crackhead back in the day and now works at Urban Outfitters told me they just received the vinyls & it’s a beautiful shit stain brown color

maybe they are is just deleting the site cause no one uses it 

girls,, my delusional ass tried “violetbluegreenred” as the password and the site like lagged for a second as if something was going to happen and I almost had a stroke before it sent me back to the same page again: Violet blue green red to keep me out.. she wins

the amount of people on this thread right now... you woulda thought NFR leaked or some shit...

i knew i should’ve taken those ethical hacking courses

the password’s the color of the vinyl

Our fandom trying to guess right password

This forum is literally popping off harder than my p*ssy on the 4th of July rn

all this hacking shit confuses me... props to y’all who are smart and understand it.

my ass is doing the tingle thing 

It's two months from whenever anybody gets redirected to the thank you page.
var twoMonthsFromNow = new Date(Date.now()); This is the code that creates that variable. Note new Date(Date.now()); That means a date object is created from "now" date, aka the moment the code loads on the thank you page. And then a + 2 makes it so it's two months:
twoMonthsFromNow.setMonth(twoMonthsFromNow.getMonth() + 2);

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