Shanice Jones

Is it illegal if we pretend to be ben or ed and email the stores? or apple?

then he gets 50 different emails of stans pretending to be lana BAHSHJAJAJA 

maybe someone email Jack pretending to be Lana asking for the masters or sumn idk  we're getting the album one way or another

I just realized the hairdresser 3 days 4 nights thing was real i thought we were manifesting the whole time 

"hi where is cocc?"
 
kind regards,
violetbunny

Let's pull a Karen and demand to speak to the manager of Apple 
 

so now we spamming apple.com/feedback/apple-music.html  with "add cocc to the catalogue"

I still want to know if her label would even let her release an album on a Saturday.
 
She is an album artist primarily, hardly a singles artist, so I think that’s why she can afford to put out a single on any random day of the week, but her albums carry that weight for her and so that’s why they’ve always come out on the days that a tracking week starts. 
 
September 5th is obviously not a Friday, and I think if the album was supposed to be released on that date, then she would’ve looked at her calendar and seen September 4th as the Friday. However, I think that date was a decoy because of the last paragraph I wrote in this post ^
 
The album could be slated as a literal surprise release for Friday, August 28 - again, the September 5th date could’ve been an error when she was adding 7 days to the 28th but forgot the extra day for the 31 days in August. 
 
It’s probably very unlikely, but if the album comes out at midnight, she may post to her social media tomorrow after the album is already out (as we’ve seen her do this with singles before) and say that’s it’s already available and that we can pre-order the vinyls. Far-fetched, I know, but it makes too much sense. 

 
EDIT: also, Sheridan saying “3 days and 4 midnights to go...” - “to go...” is such an elusive thing to say, and other artists use that phrase when they’re counting down their album! 
 
I guess we’ll find out at midnight lol! 
 

It's coming girls be patient! When has lana ever lied to us? Name a scenario? I bet u can't 

According to her most recent Instagram post, her next album is almost finished!
 
 

TULSA JESUS FREAK AUGUST 29TH

COCC MUSIC ALBUM THIS FRIDAY
COCC VISUAL ALBUM ON SEPTEMBER 5
YAAAAS GET INTO IT QUEEN

for the album delay 

for the album delay 

for the album delay 

for the album delay 

for the album delay 

Chemtrails over the Country Club, the 7th studio album from the grammy nominated pop star LEANNA DEL REY
- It has a nice ring to it omg

Leanna The Witch, a influencer

Someone in the chat writing "all these "influencers" today" iodsjfiojsdf 

source: https://twitch.tv/videos/721241376
time: 6:09:05 

Album announcement today
Beats1 interview with Zane Lowe + Lead single premiere tomorrow
Lead single + Preorder Friday
Album Trailer Saturday
VMAs performance Sunday
Lead single music video Monday
Superbowl 2021 Halftime Show announcement Tuesday
September Vogue issue + Cover announcement Wednesday
Cryptic unrelated Instagram post Thursday
Album Friday
Next album snippet Saturday
 
 
 
 

Sheridan got the numbers wrong. Nothing is coming on Saturday. Lana is just a secret performer at the VMAs. She's going to perform Doin' Time, then lose to 21 pilots. Then she'll reveal that because of 21 pilots she's delaying cocc twenty-one months and never performing on live tv again.

Maybe.
Or maybe she's delayed the album because people said that TJF sounded like Cinnamon and she thinks Cinnamon is a bad song so logically she'd think TJF is a bad song.
And that's why the snippet was deleted and Ed said the album isn't finished.

Not Sheridan being fired for not keeping his mouth shut...