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Lana release the album already, we've lost it

She's had a lengthy break from performing (and from doing anything, really) ... she has new songs she can perform, and that the people attending would love for her to perform ... honestly, if this performance in Malahide is lacklustre, there are zero excuses.
 
If sis can't manage to rustle up some fucks to give for this show, then imo it's time for her to throw in the towel, at least for awhile.

I love her and everything but I really thought she would’ve released the album by now and the set tomorrow would be new songs but I’ve seen her 3 times now and I just know she’s gonna sing the same old songs with no enthusiasm, say the show was the best she’s ever done and then walk off

how does it feel to be one year closer to menopause lana?

I have a friend going saturday to see Lana, She’s made it clear she’s going to scream at the top of her lungs “where is the album” between every song.

I just had the image of Lana stage-diving in my head and it was hilarious. 
"And I'm off to the races" *jumps* lets the backing track do the rest while she is just getting ripped apart by bottoms 

Oh fuck, in Ireland it's already 20 min past the 21st. Happy birthday queen. Hope the potatoes are better there 

if you're going to see her on saturday and planning to be first row, plssss don't ask her: "sInG rAdiO", "cOla", "SaLvAtOrE"... ASK HER ABOUT NFR INFO OR TO SING SOMETHING FROM NFR. Do not waste that opportunity!

We gon' end this bitch ha whole career! 

dont worry me and @@SlowGinFizzzz will grab lana by her hair and scream for the album in her ear when she comes over to take friendly pictures with us.. maybe that'll teach her

I noticed the makeup counter at my town’s Bloomingdales was under-stocked today and I think it’s because of all of the Lana fans stocking up on clown makeup for tomorrow.

I’ll ask about nfr if you genuinely keep me in ur thoughts and prayers for attempting to get barrier at one of the messiest ldr gigs of all time

i see we have an infiltrator in the gig and the pressure is on 

if noodle boy is not there you have a chance to ask that beech about the release date

*posts selfie with Lana to twitter and gets 99999 likes*

she wanted to do a few less songs so she called up another opening act  

well.. close your eyes then bc lana is gonna stay unbothered singing the same set as always

Hey. Should be studying, but the hype about tomorrow and 22 is keeping me from that.
 
Just was thinking. LA To the Moon Tour ended months ago, and, since then, she's just been playing festivals. Malahide's 22 concert is her own gig, not part of any summer festival. So, watching at how disinterested she's been about all concerning her own musica project this last year, should we expect that having a gig of her own -not being a part of last album's tour- serves as an opening for the album release? All together with the other facts y'all have been collecting last weeks -tomorrow's her birthday, fridays being a good day to launch an album for commercial reasons, her teasing the title track few days ago, etc.-.
 
I know that she's not given reasons to be hopeful about in many months, but this all seems to make sense. Even if that's not a reason to be hopeful either. But... 
 
Just wanted to share the thought with you. Once all this shit is ended, I'll miss the sense of community created around this thread, the critical visions and the humour that lacks so much in all the other fan pages - Cough, Lanadelnews, cough-.

I thought Michael JAckson was dead

Hmm if nothing comes tomorrow it really might be time to unstan for all of our own sanity. At least for a few months. If she doesnt even say anything this weekend I think some of yall were right and the title track snippet was just posted to tide (tie?) us over for a few more months and I’m sorry but I’m not going to keep hanging on for someone who really doesnt want us there in the first place.

Surprise releases have a GLOBAL release date silly. Not to prolong anyone’s inevitable disappointment when Lana does absolutely nothing tomorrow, but the crazy conspiracy theorist in me thinks it’s even possible she might drop something mid day tomorrow. She did specifically mention her birth time so maybe around then

So not to disappoint anyone (but who was getting serious?) but it's past midnight and no new stuff so bye

yall when lanas completely silent tomorrow 

Doin’ Time just hit 20m views on yt and gains 600-700k daily.

oh, i see we're back into mental institution mode.