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They sure make a lot of "mistakes" for such an advanced military

Idk if you're genuinely evil or just very fucking dumb but some of you really need to learn to shut up

They sure make a lot of "mistakes" for such an advanced military

They sure make a lot of "mistakes" for such an advanced military

They sure make a lot of "mistakes" for such an advanced military

I've added the Russian version to my collection!




 

I've added the Russian version to my collection!




 

I finally added the VBBOTG blanket to my collection! I love it so much, I should've bought it when it was for sale on the site, but I ended up getting it for less than the $80 it was on Lana's site originally so that's a win

Now I just need to find the matching Chemtrails blanket (and go back in time and slap myself for not buying it)

I just got the new pressing of the green Chemtrails and I'm here to report it looks exactly the same as the first pressing, like not even a noticeable difference in color. The only difference between the two is the new one is very marbled when held up to the light whereas the first one had minimal marbling




 

It wouldn't be a new Lana album without
-an album title that gets changed
-a vision for the album that changes direction
-song titles that don't even end up on the album
-a release date that comes and goes with no music
 
everything is going to according to plan

I just came back from a week-long couples retreat with Lana. We had quite a lot of wino, and she opened up, an said Lasso is still there, only a bit more hip-hop infused. "Obviously," she said with a twang, as she sipped her Merlot by the crackling fireplace, "I'm not gon' be jumping on a fuckin' bandwagon."  And I said "Hellz, yeah, queen-mother!" Then we high-fived each other and listened to some Chilli Peppers.

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

on a realer note, imagine if lana did release lasso under may jailer and nobody knew like it just sat quietly on some website like bandcamp and we didn't check
if that ever happens where lana drops an album under another name, can we keep the posts/threads about it to a minimum so articles don't write about it and it doesn't spread all over socials? because as soon as it hits twitter, some twat will make 48 articles about it like they did mariah carey

Let's All Suck Someone Off

So the exclusive insider info is that Lana has decided to scrap Lasso and has fired Jill Stroganoff as the producer and is now locked in a bitter feud with Shylor Crypt. So she's apparently planning a dark bitter revengeful album with Ultraviolent vibes and is working with Dan Hourback. These are the titles revealed so far :

I still can’t really believe the album will be called “Lasso” after the previous one was originally called Did you know that there’s a a tunnel under “Ocean Blvd Pearl Watch Me on Ring a Bell Psycho Lifeguard”.  Like, it has to be longer than that, maybe Lasso is just a nickname? 

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

It wouldn't be a new Lana album without
-an album title that gets changed
-a vision for the album that changes direction
-song titles that don't even end up on the album
-a release date that comes and goes with no music
 
everything is going to according to plan

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).