boom like that

I wasn't here for hour and she's gonna to enter in her OnlyFans era
I laughing to myself at the morning that she's gonna teasing LDR9 at OnlyFans and now the theory is maybe true

She’s calling out all the fake baddies cus SHE’S got the goodies 

I hope Lana’s using her (assumed) lurker LB account to see us praising her tatas and album 

manifesting she announces her new tit hit titties for tassels 

Lana trying to aquire lanaboards to go on her website next to lanavillage to promote DNC - Do Not Call (the honeymoon hotline) bc all circuits are busy

she's really saying, born to f#%k, 10th anniversary the sexy edition 

oh my god.. i SCREAMED... it's okay it's just lana getting ready for honeymoon 10th anniversary in 3.5 years as she should

there is no btd post coming is there...?  please Lana 
I know the anniversary day ain't over yet. but hope is a dang....

her boobies : 
 

Somewhat unrelated, but if you call the Honeymoon Hotline, you get someone’s cover of High By the Beach…was it hacked  or do we think this is deliberate? 

It’s just Patty’s number, she’s doxing her 

Being a Lana stan I will be the pitfall for my new job 

Lana should revive the Honeymoon Hotline

She better put her boobs on the next video... We have to get that 1B views from old mans

when we call the number and it mumbles "sylvia..."

nb4 it turns out DNC really means "do not call" and it's tied into that account somehow 

This reminds me of when people used to comment random phone numbers on Instagram and claim they were actual celebrity's phone numbers 

calling ms Lana Underboob Del Rey 

Lana posting an underboob pic and replying with thatswhytheycallmelanita so we find her secret account with a phone number as profile picture and call that number to hear a voice message telling us that DNC is out tomorrow
 


 
 

the profile pic kinda looks like it was taken with a phone which is something she always does. she always records or takes pictures of screens for whatever reason lmao

She always post things in secret and then she has to tell us because we are dumb (the hope music video, honeymoon, burthdaycake, uhauljoe, missdaytona) I wouldnt be surprised if this was a new account and she """"hinted"""" it to us

same i have no idea if it is or not but it'd be funny if there was yet ANOTHER account 

I don't think that account is Lana's, but it'd be kind of funny if it was 

all circuits are buzzyyy.gahbye