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On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

I keep expecting this whole thing to be a hoax somehow, but it isn't April 1 yet, so...
 
Got a lollipop rock candy, I'll give you some. 

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

I keep expecting this whole thing to be a hoax somehow, but it isn't April 1 yet, so...
 
Got a lollipop rock candy, I'll give you some. 

I keep expecting this whole thing to be a hoax somehow, but it isn't April 1 yet, so...
 
Got a lollipop rock candy, I'll give you some. 

I keep expecting this whole thing to be a hoax somehow, but it isn't April 1 yet, so...
 
Got a lollipop rock candy, I'll give you some. 

I keep expecting this whole thing to be a hoax somehow, but it isn't April 1 yet, so...
 
Got a lollipop rock candy, I'll give you some. 

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

On the one hand, the "rock" in "rock candy" (the actual type of candy) has nothing to do with the genre of music...but then again, the "country" in "country clubs" has nothing to do with that either, but it actually turned out to be her most country album. So maybe it IS a rock album. I don't even know any more. 
 
All I know is I keep wanting to call it Rock Candy Scissors.

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

Are there any other veterans of the board here who were here when Chemtrails Over The Country Club was released?

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

We had two days to enjoy COCC.
 
TWO.
 
And now...
 
She wants revenge.
 
 
 
Hold me Daddy* I'm scared
 
 
 
 
*I do not actually have a Daddy

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.