daphnedinkley

when blue banisters is an eternal album with 50 songs upon release, and a new song added every month 

my body is a map of la i stand straight like an angel with a halo hanging out the hilton hotel window screaming "hey baby let's go" my chest, the sierra madre my hips every high and byway that you trace with your fingertips like a toyota run your hands over me like a land rover my body is a map of la i stand straight like an angel with a halo hanging out the hilton hotel window screaming "hey baby let's go" my chest, the sierra madre my hips every high and byway that you trace with your fingertips like a toyota run your hands over me like a land rover my body is a map of la i stand straight like an angel with a halo hanging out the hilton hotel window screaming "hey baby let's go" my chest, the sierra madre my hips every high and byway that you trace with your fingertips like a toyota run your hands over me like a land rover my body is a map of la i stand straight like an angel with a halo hanging out the hilton hotel window screaming "hey baby let's go" my chest, the sierra madre my hips every high and byway that you trace with your fingertips like a toyota run your hands over me like a land rover my body is the map of -

this literally sucks so bad for everyone who bought tickets just for her.... the disrespect.......
 
also war flashbacks to when she cancelled my NFR! tour show like two days before lol :----(

this literally sucks so bad for everyone who bought tickets just for her.... the disrespect.......
 
also war flashbacks to when she cancelled my NFR! tour show like two days before lol :----(

THIS IS SO SAD, I’M SORRY @rightofjupiter !!!

AGREEEEEEEEED! Kylie was so fucking good, that pout she did at the end of her performance sent me!! Eureka was just meh  the producers are pushing her so hard, I like her but she didn't deserve top 3 in the ball and she didn't deserve top 3 here.
 
imo top 3 was: Trinity, Jan, Kylie
bottom 3: Ginger, Yara, A'keria
top all star: Jan - I would've said Trinity but I think Jan's runway look was a tiebreaker, I liked it way more than Trinity's
bottom 2: Ginger and A'keria
 
so so so so so so sad to see Yara go, she was my pick to win 

so... i've been off work sick for the past couple of days so i decided to watch Drag Race Down Under (i tuned into the first episode and hated it so much i didn't go back till now) and.... yikes. YIKES.
 
i can't quite put my finger on what made it so universally unenjoyable, but here's a couple of things i picked up on:
the pacing felt.... off? the episodes often felt rushed and they lacked the usual little editing tricks that help smoothly transition between segments, giving it an amateur feel overall. not to mention the series itself was super short, although honestly.... maybe it's a good thing we got that over and done with quickly  the editing was just WEIRD. it felt like the sound effects were all coming in at the wrong time, and any jokes made or playful shade thrown during the confessionals didn't land because the editing was so bizarre.... jokes and shade were either given too much time to settle or not quite enough. all Drag Race seasons have forced storylines and favouritism, but none so brazenly obvious as this season (except maybe S13). they didn't even try to mask it well, which is how they usually get away with it. two queens could do the exact same thing, yet they'd compliment one queen for it and drag the other for it. i understand this is how reality tv like this works, we all do, but usually it comes across a lot smoother and less jarring. this series might be the most egregious and unenjoyable example of riggory in Drag Race so far. the storylines were uninteresting throughout. i mean, look at past seasons of Drag Race and think of their most interesting storylines, whether they were fabricated or not - Coco vs Alyssa, Phi Phi vs Sharon (and Willam), the "underdog" storyline of Jinkx Monsoon, Bianca Del Rio's character development, even Nina Bonina Brown's infuriatingly sad "inner saboteur" storyline in S9. even if these storylines were pushed and forced by production, they at least made the show interesting. if we're gonna have such a high level of producer interference like we have in Down Under, can they at least get the producer interference to result in some fun and interesting storylines?? outside of Elektra's underdog story (which didn't have much pay off in the end, since she went home on an episode she actually did well in), i can't name a single storyline or example of character development throughout the whole season. the producers' radars are way off it seems - they clearly expected Karen to be a fan favourite, yet.... everyone i've spoken to just finds it frustrating that she was pushed all the way to the finale when she didn't deserve it lmao. that blackface debacle. YIKES. yikes yikes yikes yikes YIKES.  
this combined with S13 (which was too long and honestly very boring) just isn't a good look for the franchise. thank god for DRUK2 and im praying AS6 is at least fun to watch!

album hasn't arrived yet...

I have a funny dream today 'bout album release. Lana made album announcement via IG Live. She gave us date, new title and revealed by accident that she leaking her own songs: "[...] and...tracklist soon, but I confirm that Thunder, CB and Serene are on album. Yes, songs which I l leaked, put into web are on albu..FUCK!!!!" and she fastly ended live and run away.

You & Me is definitely underrated. The intro instantly brings me back to myself in 2012/13, in which time it took me to a whole different space. Such a beautiful time in life even though I was more or less a baby living in a mess, I guess that's just youth.

I will never not love the paradise-ultraviolence era outtake songs, from the black beauty demo to angels forever, drive, young and beautiful, and the rest of the rick nowels tracks. 

This is the fake "Blue Banisters" tracklist in my head (the songtitles could be whatever idk) with 15+ tracks and an ambient / atmospheric interlude (Burnt Norton goals), and with the length i personally manifest (Not specifically for everysong, but y'all get i mean ?)
 
Why? Cuz i'm a dreamer, i dream a lot
In my sleep.
 
Edit: WW is 4:44 & AP, AL is 3:30, i was dumb while editing omg ?

another cancer in lana's life! <333 how lovely, so happy for the whole family!!

The first thing I want to hear when I put Blue Banisters on is Walking is an art, so is my body 

"Okay, satanists, you won! The album is called Beast Book and will be a glam rock metal influenced masterpiece featuring lots of drums, electric guitar and reverb. BB, TB and WW will be deleted from streaming service, cause they were reworked into metal bops with different names, lyrics and titles. The first new lead single will be Dealer - at the gates of Hell and will be her best song ever with lots of screaming and electric guitar (6:66, produced by Rick Nowels and Marilyn Manson)." It will be released along with the promocional singles Boom Like That and Hellflower Helfire, all three will be included in a high budget 30 minute short film called Dark at Heart with special appearences of Nikki Lane, Lil Nas X, Tex, Mex and Britney Spears"
 
~ BoZ on ATRL ~

I actually wanted to take a longer break from LB but with all the things that happened .....  I'm back lol 
THE ALBUM COVER IS SUCH A SERVE. WE STAN 
THE SNIPPET OMG IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL,  A LITTLE BIT JAZZY SOMEHOW , BEAUTIFUL,  I'M OBSESSED WITH IT 
SHE LOOKS STUNNING ON THE ALBUM COVER AND IN THE VIDEO SNIPPET YES SIERRA MADRE MCMUFFIN MICROWAVE QUEEN 
 
LANA TEASING THUNDER IN HER INSTA STORY ..ALWAYS YES TO THAT
 
No fake date, she finally is learning!!!
 

 

Her last ig story is serving this kind of realness

If even she is "waiting", imagine us... 

she gives us so much and now she gets to receive (the wrath of God)

"THE ARI ASTER COLLAB WE  DIDN'T KNOW WE NEEDED SO MUCH"
 
"THE ULTIMATE SATANIC ROCK ALBUM"
 
"BORN TO DIE, BUT MAKE IT RED AND ADD ELECTRIC GUITAR"
 
♡ Boom like That ♡
♡ Satan's in her heart ♡
 
THE UPCUMIN' ALBUM BY CBT AWARDS WINNER:
THE LANA CULT
 
featuring the hits:
 
UNIDENTIFIED BLACK PHILIP,
SATAN'S MY KING
&
I TALK TO SATAN
 
~ Out September 11th ~

omg this is SO exciting!  i wish i'd been paid so that i could join in and use the code just to support this whole concept! im so thrilled by this!! 

"New Double Single release from Boom Like That (new album title)!
-> I Talk to Satan (6:66) prod. by Mike Dean --- reworked UV outtake
-> Black horns red eyes - bloody soul and dark heart (3:33) prod. by Jack Antonoff --- Lust for Life outtake
OUT September 7th at 3 a.m. "
 
BoZ on ATRL

This is the most confusing pre-release of all time, because I've read 40 pages and I'm still confused as fuck.  the alleged album cover that might not be the album cover is beautiful. The new snippet that is the alleged new title track is beautiful. I think we can all just take leave from LB, because lord have mercy... Stanning this woman is the most confusing thing on the planet. Even insiders seem to know nothing. I'll be back when an official pre-order and album release date is announced, because I'm too sick to encourage delusion right now. 

Imagine how confusing this must be for someone who's not up-to-date with what the insiders say

I still can't imagine that an album called blue banisters is going to surpass NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL, I honestly keep hoping that Lana will change the album title but keep the cover.

thank you so much!! 
 
THANK YOU!!