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reading the last page of the thread really gave me a new love for this song. i love how lana has created a world, a painting, a universe, a puzzle of her life that she expands on in every song, all while maintaining a sense of mystery. every song has its purpose. what a fucking legend

she's managed to do the impossible - seemingly telling us everything while also telling us kinda nothing! she's maintained this mystery but also said things to the entire world that you wouldn't even catch yourself saying to your besties at a dinner party. i think lana's greatest skill is this kind of self-mythologising; she somehow has a whole canon of things (K, double homicide, her parents, boarding school, drugs, alcohol, cult leaders) we're all so intrigued by 

oooh yes! i took it more literally like she'd just been found wandering the beach (reminds me of The Ocean - "the ocean makes me cry" / "i'm in love with a dying man, i'm in love laying in the sand") and that's where she'd been found before being rushed to the hospital, although i like your interpretation better!
 
though if we were to take the literal interpretation and do some hashtag Lanalysis, maybe a lot of things link back to this day for her? she's clearly a woman predisposed to mental health issues or depression, but maybe a breaking point for her was the day that she describes in Kill Kill / The Ocean, when she finds out she's gonna lose her lover and that she's "in love with a dying man", so she's laid in the sand until - as she describes in Wildflower Wildfire - she's taken into the hospital, sand still on her feet. 

me as fuckkkk 

Wow, I was really procrastinating in the games section earlier. I need the album. 

what the actual fuck  

WHAT I CAN PROMISE IS I'LL LIE DOWN LIKE A BED OF WILDFLOWERS 

gurl what the fuck omg

Ah you read my mind sis! I've always been singing;
 
It took 13 bitches
To find one empty 
But finally she's mine
With dripping peaches ?
I'm banging ready
Almost all the time 
 
And been always imagining a guy who went for hoes and couldn't find the perfect pussy for him, because every of 13 girls had some kind of dildo in them. But there was HER, beautiful hoe, without anything in her and he decided that he would spend a night with her. 
 
MY MIND 

as much as COCC is my least fav lana album, i do think it's gonna have a strange, warm and maybe even sad place in my heart in the coming years. it was released when i was going through an intense heartbreak and a really tough time, and i was really banking on the album to make me feel better. i remember at this point thinking things couldn't get any worse for me, but little did i know the worst was yet to come. it's an album that came to me at a time where i thought i was healing but i was really just in the eye of the storm - things were about to get even harder, even more chaotic, even more heartbreaking, even more scary. i remember listening to it for the first time with my best friend out in nature - my heart was really hurting, but i was doing my best to improve myself and fight thru all the bad stuff, so in a way i was doing strangely well. i have such a particular nostalgia associated with that day. i don't really go back to the album much, but im curious to see how i'll feel about it once some time passes.

that's a fabulous idea @Doll Harlow !! so naturally im stealing it and adding my own interpretation 
 
COCC songs as elements:
 
and also just for fun, COCC songs as the zodiac signs they remind me of 
White Dress: Aries
Chemtrails Over the Country Club: Sagittarius
Tulsa Jesus Freak: Taurus
Let Me Love You Like a Woman: Cancer
Wild at Heart: Sagittarius
Dark But Just a Game: Capricorn
Not All Who Wander Are Lost: Pisces
Yosemite: Aquarius
Breaking Up Slowly: Virgo
Dance Till We Die: Leo
For Free: Libra

this is interesting because i actually feel like DT is really underrated in the fanbase. obviously the GP loved it and it was highly rated in that sense, but on LB and in the fandom at large i feel like DT gets ragged on a lot! i feel like its actually a really fun, interesting song that's upbeat and a little different to lana's usual stuff while also staying true to her retro style. idk im biased bc i love the song and have so many happy memories with it but yea 

UO exclusive alternate lyrics:
 
It took 13 pussies
To find one empty 
But finally it’s mine 
Past Ventura 
Theyre poppin plenty
Almost all the time 

 
 
My fake lyrics are really keeping my hype going 

actually now that you mention it, COCC is quite a Pisces vibe  and with Libra being such a feminine sign ruled by Venus I can def see the correlation between that and LMLYLAW!

well, no surprise here, but still a lot of disappointment 
 
i love lana to death and she doesn't owe us a new album or anything, but she at least owes it to herself to respect her own art - if she'd have let chemtrails breathe and not announced fake dates so soon for an album that she's clearly very confused about, then none of us would be in this mess. chemtrails would've been enjoyed and ruminated on a lot more, we wouldn't get the impression that she doesn't care about it as a record and we also wouldn't get the impression that she enjoys torturing us with fake dates 
 
while im not surprised and im not gonna unstan or whatever, i do agree with everyone saying this level of unprofessionalism..... far too much. its not a good look and doesn't feel nice as a fan either.
 
but on the plus side - so happy to hear about the birth of baby chuck!!! <3

What an iconic name 
 
Leaked lyrics: all u ladies pop ur pussy like this in Ventura don’t stop don’t miss 

RIGHT!!!! i was living for rock candy sweet but then she was like blue banisters and i was like 

going back to alabama and taking a look at my life if the album doesn’t release on sunday 

honestly though, it'd be funny as fuck if she did just drop it on sunday and nobody expects it because we all think it's been delayed hahahaha i won't expect shit but it would be really funny

The album really isn't coming is it

Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?
Oh my god, she fuckin dead

actually now that you mention it, COCC is quite a Pisces vibe  and with Libra being such a feminine sign ruled by Venus I can def see the correlation between that and LMLYLAW!

god bless her, god bless all women, god bless everyone done wrong by abusers both in the industry and in "regular" life. wishing everyone including Britney the very best<33