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Me on my Clown of the Year Campaign meeting with potential voters

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Friendly reminder that I wrote the NFR! timeline.

This is my campaign:
 

 
Peacccce

Is it too early to suggest categories for next year? God knows what she'll do in the next year and half of us probably won't even be here, but:
 
Best PFP
Best Signature
The Ultraviolence Award for Best Fight <-- which I guess also qualifies as Drama of the Year, come to think of it
The hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it Award for Consistently Long Posts
 
Furthermore, we should name all categories after some other shit to add extra prestige:
 
The Doin' Time Award for Most Active
The How to Disappear Award for Most Forgotten
The Fuck it I love you Award for Best New Member
The Tomorrow Never Came Award for Best Banned Member
The In My Feelings Award for Biggest Drama Queen
The Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems Award for Hottest Member
The God Knows I Tried Award for Attention Whore
The Fucked My Way Up To The Top Award for Sluttiest Member
The Cruel World Award for Biggest Lana Hater
 

I want to campaign as well even though I got zero chances to win (Idk why I'm even in this category I'm no daddy lmao), but I'll do just for the fun of it.

 

Thanks to every single user that voted for me, I'm really flattered. I wanted to post some hoe pics but the only things I found were

normal selfies or straight out nudes, so here are two selfies #VoteTheBoss4BeMyDaddyAward2019 

 

 



 



 

 

As for the NFR! Resident Artist Award I want to thank all the users that nominated me and I'll leave here

my favorite work I've done this year for you to take into consideration

#VoteTheBoss4NFR!Award2019

 



 



  



 

    

 

I mean the Cassette Grandparents (which would make a fun band name btw) lost their jobs so they deserved the nom. 

First of all, Cassette girl and her grandparents       
Also, Lana's misplaced years for fucking drama of the year LMAOOO 
 
Second of all, HOLY SHITTT I made it to a Lipster of the year nomination   Also very glad I could make it back to 2 categories I was nominated in last year. Thank you guys for nominating me, y'all brightened my day.
Alright, I guess you guys can vote for me if you want lol 

OMG I GOT 2 NOMINATIONS! Thank you so much for those who nominated me! The fact that I share the Clown of the Year with LDR herself

Here is more information on the Ceremony scheduling. I would also like to thank my amazing and beautiful friend @@honeymouns for always providing the best unseen outtakes ❤️❤️❤️ other fakes wish!!!
 
 
 
 
 

OMG this was so fun.
 
CASSETTE GIRL!!

Official Charts has released their best selling cassettes of 2019 list, and Lana Del Rey's 'Norman Fucking Rockwell' came in at the 3rd best selling cassette in the UK.

Over 80,000 cassettes were sold in 2019, the largest amount in the past 15 years.

Among the 80,000 sold, Lana Del Rey's 'Norman Fucking Rockwell' was the 3rd best sold cassette of last year with nearly 4,000 copies sold.

The top best selling cassette was Robbie William's 'The Christmas Present' followed by Billie Eilish's 'When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?'

I'm terrified it'll be SNL 2.0

NFR! is on place 98 on Billboard 200!!!

NFR! is on place 98 on Billboard 200!!!

NFR! is on place 98 on Billboard 200!!!

NFR! is on place 98 on Billboard 200!!!

Sorry to be completely off topic but I found Lana’s BBM Daddy just now on my drive home
 

no shade but this poll has made me realise that for an artist once considered so visual, lana doesn't actually have that many good music videos 

Y'all thought you've seen the last of this? Of course not

Due to this ranking's success (and incredibly messy results...), we're doing the

 

Ultimate, Decade-End Lana Del Rey Videography Ranking

 



 

All you have to do is rate each video in the following link:

 

https://forms.gle/QxMF5ZNoSFgWVvi38

 

There is time until Jan 15.

 

An album titled "White Hot Forever" should definitely have a psychedelic, grungy rock sound. Something in the same vein as Cruel World, Freak, Guns & Roses, Wayamaya. I'd hate this see this album be full of piano ballads, not that I dislike them or anything. I feel like NFR was a huge improvement from LFL and I want her to continue the momentum and reach out of her comfort zone. 

I’ve been saying this for years. Flipside and West Coast gave us a pinch of what that’d sound like and i miss it so much. I need this to happen again

This is the new honeymoon hotline song

Remove Doin Time from the album completely
Add strings to Hope while they at it
Part ways with Jack and make WHF the psychedelic folk album.

Oh, but the rest of us ARE. @@lanadelrey get at it right now, sis!