Shades

pitchfork again proves itself to be run by tone-deaf, uncultured rats. no surprise here

aaaaahhhh omg okay so im glad this topic exists !!! i think about this a lot for some reason?? just tiny lil tweaks id make if i could to "improve" the lyrics idk cause every now and then a lyric will really bug me 
 
from Text Book - "It seemed only appropriate you'd defend when they attack", because i hate how she rhymes "back" with "back" 
 
from Freak - "Looking back at my past it's even stranger than your danger", because "stranger than a stranger" is terrible but also i feel like this lyric tweak would reflect the idea that lana's past (or the narrator's past in general) was wild enough that she's not scared of anything anymore, yknow??
 
from Nectar of the Gods - "I get wild on you baby, I get wild and fucking crazy as the sky is blue" because the colour blue isn't crazy at all?? the original is such a weird lyric?? so the only way i can think to make it work would be to make it "crazy as the sky is blue", bc the sky sure is blue so that must mean she sure is crazy, right??
 
from Honeymoon - "Or whatever you wanna do, no Gods no rules" just because I find the lyric "we make the rules" a bit cringe and juvenile for some reason 

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

this girl is always at target

patty:

halsey
 
look we all went through the 2015 hate phase bc she was clearly a d-grade copycat, but we're well past that and i just... cannot get into her
her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, her lyrics are usually so cringy, on paper they are sometimes good but then her delivery ruins it, and her entire persona is just. I can't stand her. I know a lot of people really liked her last album, but I just can't get into it 

please roast me or cheer me up or both
im bored
does anyone know anything about med school anatomy i need to study
ok see ya
 

thank u angels  i am more sober now and that first verse is real rough who let me upload this  
i feel like the only way i can scream is if i pitch the song down bc miss lana is belting like a C20 or something
 
 
LMAO this is such a mood... they'd probably judge u but pls report back

halsey
 
look we all went through the 2015 hate phase bc she was clearly a d-grade copycat, but we're well past that and i just... cannot get into her
her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, her lyrics are usually so cringy, on paper they are sometimes good but then her delivery ruins it, and her entire persona is just. I can't stand her. I know a lot of people really liked her last album, but I just can't get into it 

Damn this was unexpectedly good. Nice job

please roast me or cheer me up or both
im bored
does anyone know anything about med school anatomy i need to study
ok see ya
 

please roast me or cheer me up or both
im bored
does anyone know anything about med school anatomy i need to study
ok see ya
 

thank u, im glad my drunken depression gave off the right vibe 
but on the real, validation from lana stans, this is all i need in life

Wait i really dig this! You have a nice tone, it suits the song!

well i luv u all
i have nectar of the gods up on there too if y'all wanna listen  
not me now being an attention whore after another 2 shots
 
 
 

i really want to but im terrified of my neighbours hearing me LMAO
should i try y'all
 
also thank u sm i luv ur voice too

please roast me or cheer me up or both
im bored
does anyone know anything about med school anatomy i need to study
ok see ya