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I lit rally created my account when i saw this thread had been created after only lurking on the previous pre-release, so i just gotta say White Hot Forever sounds like a cock-destroying and world-saving magic spell that can only be cast by baddie witches with heart-shaped butts, and i love it. I predict a lot of collabs, though i'd rather they were few and far between so i really hope i'm wrong...

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Norman Fucking Rockwell
Mariners Apartment Complex
Venice Bitch
Fuck it I love you
Doin' Time
Love Song
Cinnamon Girl
How to Disappear
California
The Next Best American Record
The Greatest
Bartender
Happiness is a Butterfly
hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
 
 
wow this was so much fun omg

I lit rally created my account when i saw this thread had been created after only lurking on the previous pre-release, so i just gotta say White Hot Forever sounds like a cock-destroying and world-saving magic spell that can only be cast by baddie witches with heart-shaped butts, and i love it. I predict a lot of collabs, though i'd rather they were few and far between so i really hope i'm wrong...

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Norman Fucking Rockwell
Mariners Apartment Complex
Venice Bitch
Fuck it I love you
Doin' Time
Love Song
Cinnamon Girl
How to Disappear
California
The Next Best American Record
The Greatest
Bartender
Happiness is a Butterfly
hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
 
 
wow this was so much fun omg

I can't stop listening to Bartender

I guess my opinion is kinda biased from being a longtime Lana fan but this album is lowkey her best when you consider how much it showcases her growth as an artist. Like how can those personal references in the lyrics and Lizzy Grant vocals not be incredibly sentimental to any Lana stan. It'd be interesting to have a non-Lana fan listen to all of her albums back to back and see if this album is just as remarkable to them without fully understanding all the layers this record has to offer.

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

Finally finished reading through all the mess, can't believe some of the things i read on my way here smh but oh well what matters is this album is absolutely fucking AMAZING, i was always completely unbiased as far as ranking the records goes, i really cant choose between the past releases personally, but this.... omg i think this really might be THAT bitch in her discography, initially i couldn't deal with TNBAR's changes and the christmas version of HTD but after a few days both tracks sound as amazing as the rest, and California?? bitch i gagged so hard on my own tears i though i was getting hospitalized... i have been reborn under the light of Norman Fucking Rockwell! we have truly ascended periodt 10/10

It's so infuriating that so many reviewers are crusty white men that started reviewing to bitch and moan about singers (women minority and/or gay men, usually) that they don't like and then kiss the asses of a couple of singers (fellow white men) that they hail as geniuses, as opposed to like. Being genuinely excited about music and open to new sounds    man's world

Idk if anyone said this yet since I haven’t caught up, but it definitely is vogues because it’s a reference to Joni Mitchell’s song California, in which she mentions pretty people reading rolling stone and vogue.

guys...HTD is growing on me! can finally say i love every single song on this near-flawless record

I felt the exact same, but now I realise having VB as the third track is the biggest fucking power move. Lana is really that fucking bitch.

dropping the AOTY like

 

I need a collaboration with Marina so they can sit by the Orange Trees on the next video

My brother said he’d listen to NFR! since it got such a high score on metacritic! I’ve caught him playing Million Dollar Man before so I hope he’ll like the album too!