missamericatrash

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMIKxHhhGS2/
 
Joni reposted the girls singing For Free 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMIKxHhhGS2/
 
Joni reposted the girls singing For Free 

Imagine her witchy power making Chemtrails sprout all over the world in obscene numbers 
 
I could see David Attenborough narrating this phenomenon 

if it leaks in HQ i'll definitely be listening to it! i dont know why you wouldn't, you're not doing anything an injustice because you'll still be listening to the album when it's released, you're just treating yourself ahead of time, absolutely nothing wrong with that! lets party

Note to all the Canadian besties out there ?? : do not order any Chemtrails merch directly on her store. Try to order on Universal Music Canada instead. Her official store will charge you an arm and a leg for shipping alone, whereas UMC won't (the merch prices are the exact same btw). ?

we should stay close to jesus girlies. dont listen to leak. dont listen to leak. dont listen to leak. 

I’m sad the prerelease thread is almost over, and it’s been such a roller coaster!
 
From 
 
White Hot Forever, release date TBA
Chemtrails Over the Country Club Sep 5th
COTCC Dec 10/ Jan 7th
COTCC tentatively spring/early summer 
to finally
COTCC March 19th

featuring my favorite post in this whole thread:
 
“omg she tweeted 12:12, but that’s so far away she’d never wait until December to release the album” 
 
im not gonna get sappy and say “I’ll miss you all” because even if some people leave for a little after the album drops, I’ll still be here!

Or did he see it comin all along

Will he still love me long after I’m gone?????

the beans are the last straw if i die before march 19th it's because the beans have come back to smite me

The bean dip, what a plot twist

It's only 8am in L.A, there's still time for her to post the song

If today was supposed to be the release date, I wish we at least got White Dress 
 
 

This era is kinda like David Lynch’s Twin Peaks. He made the 2seasons & Fire Walk With Me long time ago and then he made the 3rd season of Twin Peaks in 2017 and stated that in order to understand fully you need to watch Fire Walk with Me. I feel like Lana is doing something similar with this project, perhaps an indirect sequal to AKA. Also Lynch had almost zero promo for his Twin Peaks: The return. Similar to Lana having almost no promo for Cotccf AKA The return to Lizzy Grant era 

the way life after March 19 is going to be superior 

Only 2 weeks til COTCC!!

we’ve almost made it

AHH having a nostalgia moment over this thread. Its due date is so near My Lanaboards birth was during this pre-release and it's honestly been one of the funnest things I've ever witnessed. The enormous amount of meltdowns, gates, delusion, scat, cursed dates, drama, shenanigans, theories and fanmade cover arts  
featuring all of these iconic things:
Vinyl colours, August 5th, September 5th, February 26th, QFTC, team realistic, team delulu, cocctober, 3 days and 4 midnights, Seafoam Nova, Dolphin Flower,
soon, sylvia, sean, september, spooky, shanice, sheridan, surprise release, shazam, sophie 
magate , magate 2.0 , dancing lana  blingeegate, mesh mask, boargate,
the never-ending violet era (Sylvia...), brujademusica, source code excavations, "Twitch? Lana del rey WITCH" mariah.gif, page 666, Margaret Thatcher, pixel counting, ALBUM COVER MELTDOWNS
 
And also many many posts of:
"...ya know my problem with nfr is that i just think it's so..." 
"i actually really like that chemtrails 9 snippet..."
"inb4 she posts about her personal trainer again instead of the album she's supposed to be releasing soon"
"Here's how chemtrails can still be released on september 5th..."
"Fuck off Jared"
it's been a wild ass ride and i've loved every bit of it with you people  just wanted to say it
 

Two weeks till LanaBoards becomes a hellhole because Chemtrails won't be exactly what we're expecting and maybe 4 weeks until everyone switches and declares it her second magnum opus (i feel like Honeymoon fans will once again be ahead of everyone else and immediately like it though)

you and that disgusting mouth of yours kathi 

we all know this would be the ultimate collapse, this would be my favorite thing ever  

Im very excited for For Free but I still wish her and weyes blood would collab on an original song sometime 
 
imagining Lana singing  something like andromeda or movies...oh my ... god

not gonna quote that one because 
anyways
 
praying for white dress music video to have a monologue like ride  

how can you be a lana stan and genuinely care about what a critic has to say when they pan her most adventurous work 

friendly reminder that what is considered "good music" is ultimately subjective so even if you went to school to study music it really doesn't mean anything because their critique is based off their own personal opinion and an opinion is not a fact  

yeah because you need to go to college and study music to form an opinion on music... 
and you also have an active profile on lanaboards so if that's meant to be a drag then i dont know what to tell u