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She is definitely building up to something

She is definitely building up to something

Imagine Lana posted a video of her reading "Past the Bushes Cyprus Thriving" and at first we're all like Ugh not another poem, but then when she says "like a chemtrail" she stops and stares at the camera intensely and then the music starts to get super wild and it merges into the Chemtrails album trailer and blows all our minds. 

Since there’s so much uncertainty on this thread, I decided to make a list of everything we know. Feel free to pin this. 
 
What We Know About Chemtrails Over The Country Club (As of 24/08/20) 
 

umm you got an album delay

"Ed is lying to throw us off" is my comfort food

I just hope that the album cover has an even number of pixels or @5adboy's brother will deem it to be fake. 
 

This thread after the last 25 pages

I still think the album is coming on the 4th/5th. It’s a long post, but it’s worth it. Here’s why; 

a) She never posts this frequently - she’s been posting on average  4-5 times a week since the beginning of this month! I can’t recall her ever doing that unless we were close to an album. 
 
b) Ed said the album isn’t finished. Well, she has to have finished mixing since at least July 25th, according to the ATRL insider, as they said the album is being mastered right now, and we know that an album is mastered by someone else besides Lana, Jack, and Laura (maybe Chris Gehringer, as we’ve all heard about). This could be right up until the last minute, so that the album can only be released digitally in September, and then by December, vinyls will be available. 
 
c) Ed also could have been just saying that the album isn’t done to avoid any potential leakage as the insiders who claim to have access to the album‘s contents have so far been respectful to Lana in not sharing any actual music and they want to keep it that way. It’s likely that Ben and Ed are keeping quiet about the album because with Love leaking in early 2017, it was due to it being in a lot of people’s hands - I think it was as early as August 2016 (!!) that people had screen caps  from the video, and a trader had the demo the month it was recorded (April 2016). We know how Lana and her managers feel about leaks - they suck - and rightfully so. I could imagine that denying the album being finished is to prevent even having any damage to control.
 
d) As for that review on the “What’s On” website, it’s not uncommon for some publications to listen to an album before it is available to the general public. The other articles by that author don’t seem as unprofessional/suspicious as the Chemtrails review, but I’m still taking it with a huge grain of salt. It could be that the article was just uploaded early because it was a clerical error or a glitch, but the fact that the article repeatedly calls it “Chemtrails over a country club” leads me to believe otherwise. It does seem strange though, that that article is by the same author who has written otherwise coherent pieces. 
 
e) If the album was delayed, we would have known by now. This situation is unlike LFL or NFR’s release date confusions, as all those dates came from other sources and the actual
ones were confirmed by Lana herself. For LFL, the May 26th date that was thrown around was disputed by Paris Match Magazine, when it published Lana’s feature with the July 21st date in May 2017. Lana then went to Twitter  to confirm this with the legendary “July 21st fam” tweet. With NFR, the March 29th date came out of a bunch of other sources, and before anyone says Lana is at fault for saying it would be released “at the top of the year,” I wouldn’t hold her accountable for saying something when casually asked by Zane Lowe in a pretty friendly and informal interview. Same with Violet, as Chuck was unfortunately robbed and I’m sure she didn’t anticipate getting a book deal/spoken word deal with Simon & Schuster at the time. With Ultraviolence, even, a paparazzi asked her the date as she was leaving the club (LOL), and she said May 1st, but then later confirmed on social media that it could come in June. The June 13/17th dates, July 21st, and August 30th dates came from her social media - much like the September 5th date did. If it’s in a written record where she is announcing things unprovoked (unlike a casual interview or being asked on the spot etc.) then I think that gives her the accountability that was/is missing when she’s asked by others and responds pretty casually. This was a different situation all-around!
 
Just my two cents; even if the album doesn’t come in September, then, oh well  but I have hope - and I hope this gave you some too! 
 
 
 

I messaged Ed an hour ago and told him to not say anything if we are getting cocc on the 4th/5th and he hasn’t replied so 4th/5th release date confirmed ladies 

the way she teased a rock album was coming

Tell your brother to quit. 
 

Yes, also. 
 
Ed said "Album is not finished" 
 
Therefore the REVIEW is fake. 
 
Album might still be coming 'on time' - it just means the review is fake because the album is not finished, so it couldn't be actually reviewed.
 

so no COCC? 
 

This thread had already reached its 500th page like three days ago, we're well on our way to 600, but we still don't know nothing about nothing.

With each era, we outdo ourselves with a level of delusion that knows no equal and I love it. 

She always likes to tease or announce things when I’m at work and can’t check my phone regularly so if she says anything today I imagine it’ll be between the hours of 3:30-10:30 eastern time. 
 
I don’t think she will though. Maybe post a pic of her pussy cat groomer. 

i'm honestly really excited for iron gates, patent leather do over was so beautiful, it's my favorite poem by lana so far, and the instrumentation was gorgeous, i am going to remain positive that lana will pull through reasonably, if it gets delayed i honestly won't be too upset, as long as it's not too long of a delay. i don't think she forgot about the release date or the album in general.

if this is it, im signing off. Lana’s doing nothing the most of all...

i like to believe she reaches them out on private, specially springsteen since she's a fan? theres no way these people keep talking about her while she just ignores them
...oh, wait. thats us

the username above is how im feeling now.mp4

when you wake up and theres nothing

Just a reminder that something will happen 21-24 aug since like already 5 people dreamt that dates

Hello? Hello?
Ca-can you hear me?
I can be your china doll if you release cocc this fall

i'm still gonna expect an announcement in 2 hours and 30 minutes time