Lavender Sunshine

I just woke up to 40 new pages of delusions, can anyone sum it up for me? Did anything actually happen? I'm too impatient to read through all the Michael Jackson gifs hehe

I don't want you to get your hopes up but he probably never meant right at midnight. He meant you have to wait 4 midnight and then you get wtv it is. 
So if smth happens, it will be during the day, morning/afternoon or at night

I read “hehe” as “hee-heee” 

I just woke up to 40 new pages of delusions, can anyone sum it up for me? Did anything actually happen? I'm too impatient to read through all the Michael Jackson gifs hehe

I just woke up to 40 new pages of delusions, can anyone sum it up for me? Did anything actually happen? I'm too impatient to read through all the Michael Jackson gifs hehe

They're so naive if they really think we'd believe their lies teheh
 

not twitter stealing everything from us and not giving credit, imagine how tired we are

I left twitter for lanaboards
Took a free listen of a dbree leak
Lana, cocc is nowhere, who are we to love you?
Lana, you've got no album, who are we to love you when we're delusional and you've got no album to offer?
Lana, not quite the woman that never lies
Not quite the woman that promotes, but the woman that teases for sure
If by teasing you mean...snippets 
 
Lana, I picked Lanaboards because the leaks that don't deserve me live there
Lana, I'm pathetic, but so are you, can you release cocc now?
Lead single for no one, Lanaboards for all
Thread for a hundred members I don't know at Lanaboards dot com where Elle fucking works
We're all sick of this, but can you release cocc now?
Album to no one, fake private link for all
Back to the website that borned a thousand meltdowns
Chemtrails over the country club pre-release thread, it's treated me very badly...I'm delusional
The leaker in the corner, the forum that Ben never wanted
The reason for Lana's managment's extra security
 
 
 
 

I really truly believe something of some kind is coming tomorrow, but if it happens to be a red herring, the 5th is only another week away. No matter what happens before then, I’m remaining optimistic. 

Get your thumbs Preheated it’s gonna be a damn long weekend 

I love how we’ll still be taking it out on Ben even though it was the hairstylist who teased it ?

IF (which I doubt) anything will drop this saturday, I don't see it being a song released at midnight. Not with the way the album has be handled so far (assuming it's actually coming on the 5th)
I feel it's gonna be some sort of announcement - a teaser for a magazine cover, the album artwortk, the tracklist, maybe even an album trailer. And even if it's going to be a single, I think it would be a worldwide release.

do they have internet access 

Us on the 5th bopping to cocc: (I had a vision of this in my tomato soup so it has to be true )

 

Me staring at lanadelrey.com hoping that my innate Russian hacking abilities come through and COCC pre-order unlocks itself

i've been a casual Lana fan for a few years and the last year i've been getting really hooked, but at the same time still very sort of taking my sweet time consuming her art, reading each wiki page for every song, album, etc...
 
 i've been saying since i started dipping my toes in further that she's a genius because she straight up made this incredible radio friendly album, Born To Die, that was almost like a mainstream movie trailer to introduce the world to her imagery and unique sound and then once we were hooked, after ONE album, she decided to do whatever the hell she wanted. 
 
this kind of big dick energy is only in the last year or so making it's way into the mainstream, and Lana is to thank for that. artists are making what they want to make now because Lana taught them it was okay once you're a star. 
 
she said 'oh you liked Blue Jeans? sick, here's a 9 minute soft rock jam that you're going to play on the actual radio bc I said so.' who the actual hell can top that? what an icon. 

Me: oh wow so many new pages, I’m sure Lana announced something!!
Me after reading the posts 

The next page is page 666 

tulsa jesus freak

 
grenadine quarantine

 
let me love you like a woman

speed it up, just like the release 

COCC era gif progression: 

It's happening. Everybody's finally losing their mind.