lemonadetan

oh when i tell you i can’t wait for Let The Light in, it smells like a highlight y’all ain’t ready 
 
Father John Musty will get his bussy ate left and right for this one, i can feel it 

“Chemtrails under the country club” 

The way I called a local record store and they said I was the fifth person TODAY calling about it 💀💀💀💀 the gays are everywhere!!!! 😭😭😭

We want Cali Is Hot not songs coming out in 2 weeks 

the lineup is in alphabetical order y'all

There’s no reason they couldn’t have just released it today 

this is the funniest thing i've ever read 

me buying my 700€ VIP Beyoncé tickets on craigslist 

oh baby 

I hope this poor old man does not become a victim of leak culture 

"Charlie stop smoking"
 
while she proceeds to light up another cig

wait a&w is actually kinda smashing
 
can some idiot make up a tiktok trend for it please to secure to SMASHA

Charlie 😤✋🏻🚬🙄

i’m sorry but this is one of, if not THEE, ugliest piece of merch i’ve ever seen who’s responsible for this ? nikki ? 
 
i’m talking chromatica jockstrap level bad 

Stop cherry picking those two lines when she has plenty of tracks with cringeworthy and jarring lines since the beginning of her career.
 
There's a hole that's in my heart all my women try and heal
They're doin' a good job convincin' me that it's not real
It's heat lightning
Oh, oh
'Cause there's a man that's in my past, there's a man that's still right here
He's real enough to touch and in my darkest nights
He's shinin'
 
I said, "I'm scared of the Santa Clarita Fires, I wish that it would rain"
I said, "The power of us three can bring absolutely anything
Except that one thing, the diamonds, the rust, and the rain
The thing that washes away the pain"
 
Summer comes, winter goes
Spring, I skip, God knows
Summer comes, winter goes
Spring, I sleep, Heaven knows
Every time it turns to May
All my sisters fly to me
To paint, paint

lanaboards:  

On January 27th, 2023, Lana Del Rey was photographed by Lia Clay Miller for Billboard Magazine at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles, California.
Her hair was done by Sheridan Ward & makeup by Etienne Ortega.

has everyone tried the candy necklace 

something that makes me really happy is that i can tell lana loves this album. dancing to her own song, tiktok active, and wearing her merch multiple times. idk. something about this era feels different and fresh and it's super nice to see her enjoying it! 

Me when the locals streamed Doin' Time:

also lana is possibly the most unreliable source we have

I love how people act like any exclusive info comes from here and it’s not just 1670 pages of pure nonsense  

You missed that twitter accounts are constantly making shit up and saying it’s from Lanaboards. 

Barack every morning: