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Love Song is the weakest song on NFR, it’s boring, bland and dull to me... I never listen to it unless it comes on shuffle. 
I really liked it when she posted the snippet and I thought it would’ve been a great song but I was wrong 
Hope there won’t be any snoozefest of this sort on COCC...

I was worried the chewed cherry cover was gone, it’s iconic!

I feel you, I myself had an iPhone 6S with cracked screen till last January and I was kinda attached to it but I had to upgrade to a new phone ‘cause the battery didn’t last more than three hours 
 

I was worried the chewed cherry cover was gone, it’s iconic!

I feel you, I myself had an iPhone 6S with cracked screen till last January and I was kinda attached to it but I had to upgrade to a new phone ‘cause the battery didn’t last more than three hours 
 

I think she still has the one with the chewed up cherry cover; she was probably using that to record
All those who inexplicably become attached to outdated technological items can respect that.
My laptop from 2013 has FEELINGS and can't simply be discarded.

I'm cautiously optimistic, but if it's not coming out on September 5th then I hope she tells us soon and/or at least drops a single on that date.

Well if it really was a sort of surprise release with last minute flash preorder, of course he’s not gonna spoil it... right? 

He’s lying, your honor 
 

I still think the album is coming on the 4th/5th. It’s a long post, but it’s worth it. Here’s why; 

a) She never posts this frequently - she’s been posting on average  4-5 times a week since the beginning of this month! I can’t recall her ever doing that unless we were close to an album. 
 
b) Ed said the album isn’t finished. Well, she has to have finished mixing since at least July 25th, according to the ATRL insider, as they said the album is being mastered right now, and we know that an album is mastered by someone else besides Lana, Jack, and Laura (maybe Chris Gehringer, as we’ve all heard about). This could be right up until the last minute, so that the album can only be released digitally in September, and then by December, vinyls will be available. 
 
c) Ed also could have been just saying that the album isn’t done to avoid any potential leakage as the insiders who claim to have access to the album‘s contents have so far been respectful to Lana in not sharing any actual music and they want to keep it that way. It’s likely that Ben and Ed are keeping quiet about the album because with Love leaking in early 2017, it was due to it being in a lot of people’s hands - I think it was as early as August 2016 (!!) that people had screen caps  from the video, and a trader had the demo the month it was recorded (April 2016). We know how Lana and her managers feel about leaks - they suck - and rightfully so. I could imagine that denying the album being finished is to prevent even having any damage to control.
 
d) As for that review on the “What’s On” website, it’s not uncommon for some publications to listen to an album before it is available to the general public. The other articles by that author don’t seem as unprofessional/suspicious as the Chemtrails review, but I’m still taking it with a huge grain of salt. It could be that the article was just uploaded early because it was a clerical error or a glitch, but the fact that the article repeatedly calls it “Chemtrails over a country club” leads me to believe otherwise. It does seem strange though, that that article is by the same author who has written otherwise coherent pieces. 
 
e) If the album was delayed, we would have known by now. This situation is unlike LFL or NFR’s release date confusions, as all those dates came from other sources and the actual
ones were confirmed by Lana herself. For LFL, the May 26th date that was thrown around was disputed by Paris Match Magazine, when it published Lana’s feature with the July 21st date in May 2017. Lana then went to Twitter  to confirm this with the legendary “July 21st fam” tweet. With NFR, the March 29th date came out of a bunch of other sources, and before anyone says Lana is at fault for saying it would be released “at the top of the year,” I wouldn’t hold her accountable for saying something when casually asked by Zane Lowe in a pretty friendly and informal interview. Same with Violet, as Chuck was unfortunately robbed and I’m sure she didn’t anticipate getting a book deal/spoken word deal with Simon & Schuster at the time. With Ultraviolence, even, a paparazzi asked her the date as she was leaving the club (LOL), and she said May 1st, but then later confirmed on social media that it could come in June. The June 13/17th dates, July 21st, and August 30th dates came from her social media - much like the September 5th date did. If it’s in a written record where she is announcing things unprovoked (unlike a casual interview or being asked on the spot etc.) then I think that gives her the accountability that was/is missing when she’s asked by others and responds pretty casually. This was a different situation all-around!
 
Just my two cents; even if the album doesn’t come in September, then, oh well  but I have hope - and I hope this gave you some too! 
 
 
 

She looks gorgeous! And Patent Leather Do-Over is just another reminder of how brilliant her mind is  and how she has a way of manipulating the written word to express beautiful ideas. 
 
That reminder of her writing and her gift can remind us that no matter how long we have to wait for Chemtrails, the music and the generosity of spirit of Lana is what we’re all here for - and why it’s worth it. <3  

@Mer Boy @cinammon girl @xxmissdaytonaxx
 
Thank u all..  this forum was a major lifesaver for me last year . I enjoyed contemplating about NFR tracklist and seeing all the meltdowns etc.
 
I happen to be a doctor and these covid times are so difficult for my profession. Many of my friends turned out positive and the workload is immense. Added to that, where I am from being LGBTQ+ Is not accepted...family blackmails that they'll suicide if I date a guy etc. So I guess everything is bleak.. idk what to do.  ! 
 
Anyway thx all for ur love !

Pls no one harm themselves over the delay of an album. Seriously. Pls. Life is worth more than an album 

lana’s music has also been a life-saver for me. but pls don’t do something silly and throw your life away love. there’s so much to look forward to. 

Don’t do something you’ll regret and there’s no need to be sad, COCC is coming out this year and a new single coming soon (hopefully TJF). We’re all here for you 

I messaged Ed an hour ago and told him to not say anything if we are getting cocc on the 4th/5th and he hasn’t replied so 4th/5th release date confirmed ladies 

i love you skdmkdfmfm

Want to add that this is why actual insiders probably don't want to post on here. The cult like worship of Lana and believing she could never do wrong and anything that does go wrong is Someone Else's fault means people who have news that goes against what Lana says don't really want to share. Her managers have pretty much outright said she has much more control over her social media than an ideal client would. Meaning what she posts on social media and what she says in interviews that are clearly from her own head instead of from a carefully scripted sheet isn't dogma. Pretty much by the time of the final recording it's done and gone and dead in her head, nevermind all the legal and logistical shit albums have to go through before release. Maybe not attacking anyone who doesn't take what Lana says as holy and infallible gospel is a good idea if you want any amount of variety on this forum. Just saying. 

Anyways let's get some mariah gifs and manifestations into this thread instead of scaring people into never posting info they found ever again 
 

Queen of reciting the same poem over and over instead of finishing her album
 

Queen of reading stuff from her cracked phone 

why is it a text message help
 

very pretty but she's on punishment!

You may never know with her... I guess the long ass video for NFR, Bartender and HIAB was the first being shot, since she used footage from it as MAC and VB visuals in 2018, yet it came out last, so 

It amazes me how prolific she is... in less than 10 years she gave us: 5 album (with a 6th on its way), 1 EP, 1 poetry book (a second one next year) and a ton of soundtracks songs! I love her (even if she's unreliable).

It depends on the phone: on android it shows "Ed Millet" (and if the software version is updated even the nickname) on iOS just the nickname "Edtap78".
 
In conclusion, I believe @RormanNockwell about the screen, but I somewhat believe that COCC could be out on time... Ed just said it's not finished, not that's delayed, after all!
And even if it was delayed, I guess it'll be out before the end of the year (hopefully) 
We'll be good 

It depends on the phone: on android it shows "Ed Millet" (and if the software version is updated even the nickname) on iOS just the nickname "Edtap78".
 
In conclusion, I believe @RormanNockwell about the screen, but I somewhat believe that COCC could be out on time... Ed just said it's not finished, not that's delayed, after all!
And even if it was delayed, I guess it'll be out before the end of the year (hopefully) 
We'll be good