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u pessimistic bitches ed meant mastering- its being finalized now, ben wrote new music coming soon so preorder this week omg we won
 

Kinda same + by the time the album was out the snippets had already ruined it for me... so this time I’m gonna avoid them (I listened to the TJF one only once, when she posted it)

He’s lying, your honor 
 

i swear that's why i ended up losing interest during the nfr pre-release (which lasted for like a year). it's such a chore.

It's so unprofessional to always mention certain dates for releases and then delay everything. I'm just tired of it  It's not fun being a Lana stan. I'm hopping in my time machine now and skip the snippet era, see y'all in 2021 

I can’t bear another year of teasing and snippets, I’ll lose the plot soon enough (if I hadn’t already)

lana must be a pain in the ass to manage
 

I can’t bear another year of teasing and snippets, I’ll lose the plot soon enough (if I hadn’t already)

The album is coming on the 5th Sep
 
It's going to be a Paradise throwback
 
Lana will be praised by critics
 
And most importantly...
 

The way Ed thinks we’re gullible enough to believe he’s saying the truth and isn’t trying to throw us off so the surprise drop will actually be a surprise lol nice try COCC coming September 4th and the preorder’s coming this week yupp

 

Honestly it could be the case of Ed tricking us into believing it's not done so we will be 'surprised' when it drops on the 5th, but seems unlikely and somewhat unprofessional.
 
Let's look at the facts here:
 
- Lana did a shoot (whether it was for the album cover or an editorial to promote the album, we don't know). Don't think it's for Violet since it came out already
- She gave us a snippet of TJF, which sounded pretty polished and done
- Jack and Lana tend to work fast in terms or writing and producing (mastering takes lots of time but surely it would have been done now if Lana gave us a solid date?)
 
But like I said, no sites have listed any new songs, no reviews, no potential radio play etc
 
So I really don't know

She opened her mouth way too soon once more if it’s delayed.
Girl, just don’t give us a date. And stop mentioning the damn track if you have no idea when everything will be done. 

Not trying to discredit @RormanNockwell, but just wondering how “soon” Ben meant when he reposted that TJF snippet. Even if the album isn’t done, I can’t imagine it will be very long until we hear it if multiple photoshoots have happened, plus source code in her site, and snippets are being posted.
 
It could be that Ed just said it wasn’t done in order to prevent any extra awareness surrounding the record, as insiders have it already, and extra attention around it would cause leakage, as we’ve seen happen most notably with Love. Again, not trying to discredit anyone, just sharing my two cents  

when the pages reach 4000 and the worms on us start to feast, when our hairs gray and our souls from our bodies start to leave, only then cocc will be released and not before.
        

i mean i wouldnt be surprised if the album really is not done yet & delayed, but how exactly is this proof? its the same image but colors inverted

Well if it really was a sort of surprise release with last minute flash preorder, of course he’s not gonna spoil it... right? 

Well if it really was a sort of surprise release with last minute flash preorder, of course he’s not gonna spoil it... right? 

He’s lying, your honor 
 

He’s lying, your honor 
 

Ben and Ed reading this thread 
 

Well if it really was a sort of surprise release with last minute flash preorder, of course he’s not gonna spoil it... right? 

that's what i was thinking! and all those random posts she was making made it seem like she was leading up to something but i guess not  but this is just classic ldr behaviour so i won't get my hopes up again

Well if it really was a sort of surprise release with last minute flash preorder, of course he’s not gonna spoil it... right? 

Well if it really was a sort of surprise release with last minute flash preorder, of course he’s not gonna spoil it... right? 

Imagine debuting at 26 25 with an album like Born to Die and shaking the industry to its core whew... not everybody has that 
 
Anyway COCC album cover will be the same as Doin' Time single, that's why she hasn't change her twitter pfp, Lanz loves recycling wbk.