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Ok I didn't see it until now, I thought it was going to be just a boring bts but WOW I really like this. She's stunning (as always) and she is so funny. I don't know if she's being ironic or not in some parts but I love her either way 
This feels like a really good mix between old and glamorous Lana and casual Lana (when she is writing) I hope the album has this feel to it too

yall she’s literally playing the part when everyone called her crazy and a karen during the question for the culture. it’s literally a jab at everyone who made that comment hahahaha i love her so much....

I SWEAR THE CRITICS WILL TAKE THE BAIT AND SHE’LL BE IN HER BATHTUB AT HOME ON HER BROKEN SHITTY IPHONE 6 CACKLING HAHAHAHA

"you thought i was rich and i am" what a great intro tbh! spitting on the face of everyone who tried to downplay her at the beggining... that would be a great intro for the album tbh 

if she won't give us music i at least want another titty pic

this seems to always happen. At first they want her to just put out the album and then they make a whole other plan, because she can put more effort into it by making music videos etc. 
 
I understand that this time at first it wasn’t  possible to make videos for the album and UMG was clueless about what to do with the album once it was finished, but it’s a bit disturbing to always experience this as a Lana fan

So I just talked to a rep from Qobuz like some of us already did on here, but they told me this time that UMG actually told them that 9/5 was the date but then they revoked that and issued an official TBD - we already knew this but I don’t think it was ever clarified that both of those pieces of information were directly from UMG and not just logical conclusions. 
 
So I guess that means that they are still deciding on the date, and that’s why Lana hasn’t given us a new one and hence, said it’s “coming soon” - because UMG giving retailers an actual date isn’t necessarily classified information, it’s protocol for them to notify retailers in advance so they know when to expect physical shipments or the digital files - but it seems at the moment that UMG themselves don’t know (or they’ve tentatively decided on a date and just haven’t shared it with anyone). 
 
I also asked about LMLYLAW and they said that they also received a TBD about the single, which means that they’ve been notified about the single but haven’t received a date. 
 
I’m assuming they’re working out the dates for those and then once everything is lined up, we’ll know something. I asked Qobuz to notify me every time they hear something from UMG about Lana and they said they would, so hopefully it won’t be long before we get some news! 

5 hours and 2 minutes until the album! So amazing.

Yeah, I think I might disappear for a while too - for my own sanity. I love Lana but her behaviour takes the fun out of the pre-release thread (for me personally).

i just dont understand why she didnt say on her video "its not coming on 5th but soon". Can she say something concrete once in her life? Unless its coming on 5th

If she doesn't give us at least LMLYLAW and a "big sorry for the delay" tomorrow, I'll be so disappointed and I'll never get hyped up for an album of hers EVER again.
 
Sis is breaking my heart 
 
 

Maybe 12:12 is morse code for "its not coming today hoes lmao"

time to work, girls! back with the vynil color discussions

elle single handed killed all the delulus 

i just realized elle removed the release date from the topic title... well... it's over... 

You guys with the math be like...

Why would she tweet that and not acknowledge the release date she gave us 

The running time of COCC will be 12 hours and 12 minutes ..we have to stan 
 
 

12:12 is the average song length on COCC, we love to see it. 

She doesn't oWe aNyOnE aNyThInG but it really is like a "fuck you" to everyone waiting for it.
I expect nothing so idgaf, but I still think it's pretty shit to troll tweet hours before she is supposed to drop the album. Unless she actually drops the album.
 
 
 

Ok, now she’s just trolling if nothing happens. You don’t go to Twitter for a “make a wish moment” on the days you are supposed to release Chemtrails. 

Nothing, just another tweet like this one
 
 

the power she has and she knows it