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oh my yt channel 
its so fucking creepy thaty someone took a secret photo of her instead of... asking for selfie of smth 

Awww to think of the meltdowns of this album… The cover! The tracklist (what? No Dealer? No new songs we haven’t found out in December through Shazam?!?)!
but the title track and MV: it’s still so beautiful. And the White Dress excitement that began… 
it’s not a perfect album (my concerns with it are similar to some of the concerns I have with LFL), but the standout songs of this album are part of the best songs she ever released ❤️❤️❤️

happy 1 year (in 2 hours) of chemtrails over the country club single & video 

happy 1 year (in 2 hours) of chemtrails over the country club single & video 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

The opening scene of the season premiere reminded me so much of the Gods & Monsters portion of Tropico and the cinematography of Ride in general. I can definitely see where a brand new, original track from Lana fits into this new season!

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

I’m going to openly be a gatekeeper, petty, and unlikeable here, but all these unreleased Lana songs becoming popular on tiktok…  I was listening to these 10 years ago. Where were y’all at? 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

its a fantastic idea with the plot and everything not that ive seen the new episodes FDJGHNDHFB ....but if jealous girl was officially released it would feel SO weird 
 
i'm more looking for something sweet melancholic classic lana so it more fits in with the melancholy beautiful moments on the show and less with the sort of fun pop-y cheerleader-y moments, cause lana does melancholy perfectly 

i'm picturing a fuck it i love you dream a little dream of me moment

this is easily one of the worst things i've read on this site and that's saying a lot

his biological sugar daddy comes in clutch or something like that

the whole reason she got an indigenous flutist for the opener is because people brought up her wearing a headdress again and doesn't wanna risk getting cancell cancelled lkshgkjhdkjg

can someone steal that corduroy shirt from him and mail me it it's kinda a serve.....

no because this is giving eclipse DATMIMBC flashbacks

your mom is my favorite lana stan  rerelease aka for miss prettywhenimhigh's mom 

the backyard... the album cover scene of them sitting around the table giving me flashbacks and cold chills and nausea... that one scene with the girl doing the face shaky hand thing... the only parts i actually like are the ending because it sounds nice and its very blue and pretty and the part where she has the ice cube glass 
 
AND the colors are TOO SATURATED for chemtrails, i will die on this hill, chemtrails is NOT a saturated era, it is not bursting with color, it is on the less saturated side most definitely and is slightly cool with warm and pink tones and is a bit cloudy, cloud-like, with some soft white and pale pink roses and soft greens and blues of the sky and the red of her nails and her soft blonde hair... please let me at that album and all of its visuals im going to choke it 

i havent thought about this at all so here are my manifestations
 
either A) she delivers the country album with nikki lane and gets it out of her system – lb will go up in flames, someone might attempt to assassinate nikki during prerelease, we live in a state of fear and stability is a distant dream. the album comes out and it actually SERVES, sure the people with no taste say "give me BTD lana back" "give me LFL lana back" but the girls with taste are obsessed. the production is sunkissed and gorgeous, full and beautiful, and the album is perfect. but after this her next album is in a completely different direction
 
or B) she gives us the philosophical postmodern conceptual album with exaggerated aesthetics, perhaps even bordering on kitsch, but fully leaning into a cliche of sound and atmosphere that is gorgeous, deemed by some to be meaningless - just a "pretty" album, perhaps - but on the underside actually a deeply philosophical and meaningful album <3
 

your mom is my favorite lana stan  rerelease aka for miss prettywhenimhigh's mom 

It's a shame to hear her concerts are still so short. I saw her in 2012 and she played for about ~50mins which was understandable at the time because she only had 1 album out (officially anyway )  but that was 7 years ago and she's like 5 albums deep now meaning she has the content and experience to perform longer concerts. She should be performing for about 1.5 hours at a minimum + maybe 5-10mins of crowd interaction for the price of her tickets. I saw Leonard Cohen perform in 2013 and he played for 2.5 hours. Bruce Springsteen regularly plays 3 hour concerts. These are old men and they delivered the concert experience fans want. Even local indie bands play 90 min sets, I just assumed this was standard practice unless you're a brand new artist. Her performance lengths are fine for a festival set but not a whole solo concert.