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woke up depressed about how not famous this woman is she deserves to be a star

russian ballerina - michelle gurevich (it's about her mom who was an actual kirov ballerina and is like just so good this woman is so criminally underrated i've gone to europe several times MAINLY to see her live 😭😭 like i'm obsessed w this woman she's my favorite lesbian) oh! my mother! russian ballerina you were a swan but now you're swimming in the caribbean oh! my mother! russian ballerina nobody knows how you can live without the love of your life

is lana supposed to know about the personal lives of every person she (most likely her team) hires in depth ?? what "statement" are any of you expecting her to put out and fuck those big ass dogs the thinkpieces about lana "abandoning animals" are sending me so bad like hahahahahaha

wait omg r u the one w the blogs

it's okay.. we can keep going at something else all night instead

girl i'm not campaigning for anything this isn't the oscars and pls bffr u know u lock shit as soon as anybody has a little fun don't even say i'm wrong 😭😭

unfortunately they only liked u when u leaked things

boring lame tomato tomato .. where are the "i've figured it all out: lana was a hooker on 46th street who did crack every other thursday with this man bob who was an assistant at her record label" threads that use quotes from old lizzy demos and photos as proof ?! where r they

these lame ass "drama" threads omfg.. we used to get REAL tea on this website like where are the delusional threads.. we usually always get at least a few but perhaps they get LOCKED before ppl can have any fun these days

#STOPTHECOUNT

midnight answer queen of the night