Pale Moonlight

I AM READY FOR PARADISE 2.0!
 

my body is a map of the garden of evil, i stand, shining, like a fiery beacon  

blue banister's thunder is a rework, it'll be a dramatic poetic 11-minute psychdelic rock track, a divise & breathtaking rendition of the scene in tropico where "eve" bites the fruit, lightning strikes, and marilyn monroe starts screeching   
 
you roll like thunder... *THUNDER* AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! 

mama i'm believing this for now just for the delusion of it all but when i tell you NONE of the songs that we already know (except maybe thunder) resembles, reminds, sounds like or even bare semblance to paradise... only if she scraps or reworks these songs, which i find very impossible

paradise 2.0? we should celebrate by leaking garden of eden   

PARADISE??? YES. FUCKING FINALLY 

"Blue Banisters" will be a bigger sister to Paradise, an aunt to COCC and NFR, a stepmom of Honeymoon, the mistress of Ultraviolence, grumpy grandma of BtD and a mother-in-law who hates LFL 

Me page 1318: 
Me page 1319: 
Back to hibernation I guess 

I'm feeling the single end of August, album mid October. 
 
And then maybe the long-desired album of 25 unreleased tracks to celebrate Born To Die's 10 year anniversary 

that phrase ‘top of the year’ has me traumatized from nfr era

Realistically, I think the single is dropping the end of summer and the album probably won’t arrive until the end of this year or the top of next year. From a business point of view, perhaps they are waiting until January 2022 so that Blue Banisters gets more exposure as it coincides with Born to Die’s 10 year anniversary. People talking about BTD’s legacy and Lana being celebrated in the mainstream for her longevity after 10 years is the perfect time to release a new album, commercially-speaking.

I'm just tired as heck of people complaining about the release date here and there (Insta, Twitter, etc). We *just* had an album in March AND three *unannounced* surprise-released singles in May. The album is coming, just be patient. It's not like Lana doesn't give us enough music. We're not in a Sky situation. Let Lana drop the album when she feels like it. I bet we'll have enough news about it (maybe even another single? ) by the next month.

LANA WAKE UP AND GIVE US THE SINGLE!  i. am . so. depressed. 

 

 
 

ummmm 
 
we *know* lana; we know of her recent break up and have seen glimpses of her mental health struggles. what you are saying is not sitting right and shows such a lack of concern for her and like, lack of grace too given the circs and that despite them, she still works so hard constantly + consistently
 
second, we're not her lecturer lol  we are no way near any sort of authority that she has to answer to. the only thing people should expect from lana to a certain degree is her gratitude to people who listen to her music
 
and honestly... music these days is really... so relatively cheap (unless you are buying all her merch etc.) or free lol; if you are looking at this situation transactionally, we are paying shit all for her *service* which is honestly so priceless - to have access to her artistry is really something to be grateful about. stop worrying about release dates lol. once it's released, you will be able to access it all your life
 
...or don't?

my body is a map of LA, I stand straight like an annnnngel with a haaaalo

This era is so dry even Elle is jumping into the roasts 

Idk who the "we" is that you're referring to... x

Excuse me but Map of LA is excellence. Thunder would be nice too, but maybe save it for the album I guess.

This sounds nothing like Let Me Love You, get new ears.

hardworking queen

definitely Annie’s impact. Jack doesn’t even have credits on every song on Daddy’s Home if I’m correct. Annie’s vision is very strong and I think they kind of worked more as a pair of producers here, whereas Lana/Lorde/Clairo maybe aren’t exactly producers in their own right.

Behold! Chunk's baby

That’s how the vinyl looks now

Not us resorting to statistical modeling to figure out release dates now 
 
truly desperate