Jeanne Dielman

Personally, the thought of having just some dude screaming on the album sounds so entertaining and funny to me regardless of the context, so I can't help but look forward to seeing what the actual fuck that's gonna be like 

She’s going full CONCEPT on this one, isn’t she.

If boz doesn’t skip it I have faith it’s gonna serve 

this is gonna be ICONIC holy fucking shit 

omg wait maybe you’re right! maybe that’s what his caption was about

I thought you were kidding, but he literally said that
 
I wonder what he’s screaming about and why she chose to include it? It must be relevant to the record if he doesn’t skip it, but I can’t imagine why he’d stick around for 4 minutes of screaming..

The pastor is screaming because he’s enacting Lana’s inner RAGE!  But seriously - that sounds interesting, and ties nicely into what she said about how she’s “angry” on this record. I imagine that translates into moments of frustration, which Lana always channels beautifully and thoughtfully into her songwriting. 

I love the idea of a screaming brain-frying moment, but not from Judah Smith 

This is what he said about the pastor interlude “it's over 4 minutes of him SCREAMING, it's a very brain-frying moment but I grew to not skip it somehow”. 

Only Lana would include interludes on her album and it be a longer song 
 
Unfortunately that means that the pastor song is also long, but that doesn’t really matter to me personally. I don’t have anything against the pastor interlude 

Oop!
 
Ok so from what I am gathering is that there will be a few songs that might not be interludes that are very short, interludes that are longer than we expected (2-3 minutes) but many songs between the 4-6 minute range
 
I remember him saying some songs are much longer than others. I would say we should expect some White Mustang length tracks

“or the interludes are also long and the 5+ songs are close to reaching 6 minute mark “
 
From BOZ. so both interludes are fairly long, and there’s many songs almost 6 minutes
 
ahhhh

For me, it will be the real successor to the NFR. I respect the last two albums a lot and love them, but I believe that Chemtrails was purposefully understated, whereas Blue Banisters was a deal-breaker.

There was some drama surrounding the physicals. I think she released on Thanksgiving or black friday and apparently a lot of stores don't put new things on stock those days or something like that 
(This could just be stans excuses for "underperforming" I remember seeing a couple of tweets when the numbers came out and people were a bit shocked cause the singles did relatively well)
 
But yeah she's not that great of a seller. Her last era did good and she has some hype tho... she's releasing the single next friday I think so we'll see how well she does 
 
I hope it's as good as her last one cause I really liked it (But March 10th is Lana's day sorry I won't be able to listen to anything else 

I’d kill myself that day and i’m not joking 

Lmao imagine, if it looks like miley’s going to go number 1 so Taylor drops one of her re-recorded albums to block her  it would be so iconic
But anyway I don’t think Lana has much to worry about. Like I said b4, tiktok is absolutely OBSESSED with her. If they found out about Lanaboards it would be so crazy in here

Yeah but she doesn’t like miley apparently and is a fake bitch in general (tbf which other artist, especially female ones, does that girl not have a problem with) 
 
 
same i actually haven’t seen many people outside of 42 year old atrlrs talk about her or that album  
 
Lana and her 26 vinyl variants will eat her up, streaming wise we’ll see if miley gets a hit but if it’s yet another flop from her it’ll be crickets. + lana has a rabid cult fanbase who’d buy jars full of her farts, miley doesn’t really have a fanbase at all 
 
will be fun either way, the first 3 months of a new year are always so boring and empty pop culture/music wise 

I think she's going to be more aggressive this album, take some risks. It feels like she has some things that have to be said and there's just a necessity to it all. And just everything said by everyone in the know, there's just a different (and very positive) vibe to everything. 

this track list will be the fucking death of me 😭😭😭
 
on the bright side, tomorrow we’ll officially be 1/3 of a way through the 93 day wait

Tayter likes Lana tho so probably won’t release on the same day to give her at least a week at 1 or 2.
 
I also don’t think Miley will be that hard to beat. Most people on the vinyl pages I follow are gagging her for using ugly/basic colors that don’t match the artwork. Or they aren’t buying because it’s too expensive for a 1LP. Lana definitely has the pure sales in the bag and tbh that’s all I really care about.

I have the same feeling! Except I’m getting Cherry meets Bartender vibes, idk why.
 
Also an LP can hold up to 22 min of music. If The Grants is 5ish min(just a guess), TUOB is 4:45, A&W is over 7 then there’s 3-4 minutes for Sweet. Glad each side will be full of music this time tho, the BB vinyls we’re split weird as there was SO MUCH dead wax.

In his last comment in this forum BOZ named Ocean Blvd as "amazing". I am very excited. 

Idk why but I have a feeling as well Sweet will be a shorter song. Maybe like 3 minutes & sth long & it will be a bop alá Cherry before we transcend into the wild unexpected slutty Magnus Opus that is A&W 
I have a feeling the Grants will be nearly 6 minutes long for some reason like 5:58. Manifesting A&W will be like 7:42 or maybe even 7:55 

i must have amnesia so quick, please fresh up my memory : why exactly do some people think mikey’s album will debut higher than tunnel ?  i mean i like her but absolutely no one cares about her or her albums since they are rarely good (besides some singles) and full of fillers…
 
cocc and it’s ugly ass cover still outsold plastic hearts with ease and younger now barely had 10k more sales than bb  (without physicals on release week). let’s also not forget cocc outsold justin bieber in pure sales too. and did that all while being the most hated person on the internet for like a year and a half lol. tunnel having more hype than flopcc and bb combined is a nice bonus. 
 
i did read that a certain blonde, money hungry girl will release another one of her scammy cash grabs rereleases in march so probably neither of them will go #1