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I keep telling y'all she doesn't give a fuck about listeners or Grammys or whatever. She does stuff when she wants to do it and that's really the reason why we keep having mental breakdowns. Who knows when something will happen, Lana hardly knows herself.  

Her streams didn't even grow after the collab so it's just another inflated number from people listening to the snow ❄️ song. She'll be fine 

Should’ve been a single tbh

- BoZ probaly heard album
- it has Father John Misty collab and it's apparently amazing
- 3 months ago she posted snippet
- the rest our delulu, manifestations, speculations, fake insiders and posting funny things
 
nothing important happened, only deaf silence, bestie 

surprise release tomorrow 

Besties, could someone please kindly catch me up, what’s all the info we have/what is the general consensus we have about the situation?? I haven’t been on here in so long 😢 and I’m so confused reading all these posts lol is anybody on the same page!! 

Hey sweetheart, so this is what happened:
 

Black Friday is coming, surprise release tomorrow gurls. 

Could be unleaked songs with year and duration? 

YES we deserve to enjoy our summer with a new lana’s album. I did that with COTCC and was the best thing ever

Tomorrow is the day we win girlies, clear your schedules 

Our little venice peach always bringing us hopes and dreams💕
YES.
like, she re-worked BAR, why wouldn’t she rework tracks that really need to be changed

3 months have already passed wtf 
 

Good timing to talk about Jon Batiste cause he uploaded a ig story playing the piano and composing. It's not Lana related per se but we can see/hear his piano work so maybe we'll get something similar 

Could be unleaked songs with year and duration? 

Maybe but I don't think that would necessarily mean something really different since a lot of his music is piano based too  It's really beautiful tho (and a bit jazzy and orchestral).
 
His last album (I think it was the one that won AOTY) is more upbeat so maybe we'll get some groovy funky jazz 

1 day delay but happy 3 months bday to Rockefeller snippet  I hope you're still at least alive baby storyteller

Jon Batiste when he announces the new single on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade live coverage

happy Thanksgiving aka the day where we'll move thinking lana's posted something for LDR9, but it's just 10 random pictures of her family. 

So we have to check for Lana’s complete entourage Thanksgiving posts to maybe get a small hint of crumb of tease for the album?!  
Thank God November is about to end and maybe December will have something. I keep my hopes very low.
 
But 2023 will be monumental for us: 
- new album;
- BTD will hit 5B streams on Spotify; UV and NFR = 2B; HM = 1B, plus songs will reach the 100M stream landmark as well. 
- maybe new poetry, but surely a couple of surprises (collab? Soundtrack?) 

Meanwhile, here, it’s the dead of winter 
seriously though you deserve an album in your summer. The north hemisphere stans have been lucky, in passed releases, with her albums coming out in summer. 

Could be unleaked songs with year and duration? 

yeah definitely 
could he possibly be may jailer..

Did you all see what that “insider” posted😭
 
”U guys want something like acronyms to
have fun with?
Here:

LEAIFU 2017 3:49.
LYBTI 2012 2:19
DWM 2019 5:07
 
Have fun.”