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don't mess with us plz we are fragile 

its pretty frustrating honestly especially when there are so many revealing lines throughout the song, only for them to conclude that the song is self-parody about a character. like step out from 2012 please  

the acclaim is nice but this write up is so low effort like you could replace the song title and lyric mentions with any other song and i guarantee you i could find like 6 other paragraphs that say the exact same thing. 
 
journalists write a review about lana music without mentioning americana, caricature, self-parody challenge - IMPOSSIBLE EDITION.
like....
 
she hasnt performed in like literally 5 years at this point its probably best to slowly ease back into it then to announce a 75 date tour only for her to cancel 60 of them

which song should i choose to be my personal illegal promotional single on the 10th? i already know we ain't getting shit so i'll give myself a little treat and listen to one leak  

Vulture named A&W one of the best songs of 2023 so far
 
“A&W,” Lana Del Rey
The first half of “A&W” is Lana Del Rey at her purest: a chronicler of dark Americana, eight albums distilled. The singer-songwriter goes inside the mind of a sex-addled California girl, murmuring and mumbling in the sweet spot of ’70s soft pop she’s found since working with super producer Jack Antonoff. A line like “This is the experience of being an American whore” could veer toward caricature if Del Rey weren’t as committed as she is here. “A&W” then takes an unpredictable turn: The bass begins to wobble, the drums kick in, and before you know it, she’s flipped “Shimmy Shimmy Ko-Ko-Bop” into a rap about a manipulative man named Jimmy. She’s closer to self-parody at this point, but as Del Rey — and the character she’s singing about — knows, there’s no excitement without a little risk.

see the thing is i would love to leak the entire album and be the Lanaboards Robin Hood, unfortunately, i don't have the album

*enters lanaboards*
*sees that the album hasnt leaked*
*sees someone being bashed without any plausible reason*
*leaves lanaboards*

lmao literally… they just wanted to listen to some lana  
justice for marsmallow

thre is no reason for this thread to be hot right now NOTHING has happened in the past 2 days

We were screaming for the album to be leaked, but that new user just asked for the lyrics and everyone went against him. 

But it's not forbidden, you don't need to use spoilers for that. It's not like you asked for a link to the songs, you only asked for lyrics tho

Can someone edit parts of the leaked songs on the Interview mag shoot and her tiktoks and make it a trailer. If we are going to do all the promo ourselves….

Gurl if you receive it… well, you know what to do  

People definitely have the physical album at this point in time. It's just a matter of days until someone stops torturing us. 

Imagine if Lana hadn't released music since 2019 (Norman) and this was her next album
I think she'd have everyone crazy with everything that's happened in this era, the magazines, A&W, the beautiful title track and cover variants and the boobs picture

My neighbors every time I take a shower 

Something always happens during my swim practice, expect something from 5:00-6:30 pm est tn. I haven’t had practice in a couple days which must mean why there’s been nothing

Well that's weird though because my vinyl from Amazon isn't shipping until April 4
 
 
it was just a fart

they forgot the password 

the album photoshoot really speaks to me rn since lana's just hanging out with her boobs out in half the pictures and lately so have i bc i'm breastfeeding 2 babies.  very relatable. i love it  i hope she really releases the full titty vinyl cover bc that would be the most relatable for me like same lana same!