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wow this news is honestly sending me today.  i actually knew the queen.  we hadn't spoken or met for a few years, but i fondly remember the times i spent with her.  a decade back, she was really going thru tough stuff emotionally just thinking about how being queen had sort of prevented her from ever having like a hot girl summer, you know? or a slut phase. or even a single rebellious phase.  anyway, she would sneak out of buckingham palace and get in my car and we'd go clubbing. shed always put on a cute disguise, and it was really cool seeing her sense of style and fashion blossom in like hot clubbing outfits.  she always had really cute dresses and accessories because she was rich as hell, but shed also get these really hot wigs that made her look like a totally different person.  i will always remember the time we got kicked out of the bar, went to taco bell, and drove and sat in my car at this lookout spot on a famous cliff and smoked a joint and listened to Born to Die for the first time... girl i will MISS you!  gone but not forgotten, seriously.  RIP Lizzy

wow this news is honestly sending me today.  i actually knew the queen.  we hadn't spoken or met for a few years, but i fondly remember the times i spent with her.  a decade back, she was really going thru tough stuff emotionally just thinking about how being queen had sort of prevented her from ever having like a hot girl summer, you know? or a slut phase. or even a single rebellious phase.  anyway, she would sneak out of buckingham palace and get in my car and we'd go clubbing. shed always put on a cute disguise, and it was really cool seeing her sense of style and fashion blossom in like hot clubbing outfits.  she always had really cute dresses and accessories because she was rich as hell, but shed also get these really hot wigs that made her look like a totally different person.  i will always remember the time we got kicked out of the bar, went to taco bell, and drove and sat in my car at this lookout spot on a famous cliff and smoked a joint and listened to Born to Die for the first time... girl i will MISS you!  gone but not forgotten, seriously.  RIP Lizzy

i have to be honest i am worried her tour will be delayed because she may catch monkeypox from Jack Donoghue

i heard Lana Del Rey was unvaccinated for both Covid and Monkeypox

i have to be honest i am worried her tour will be delayed because she may catch monkeypox from Jack Donoghue

i heard Lana Del Rey was unvaccinated for both Covid and Monkeypox

5.5 inches 
 
9 inches had she dropped the album on Sept 1st

the girls will EAT october 14

wow this news is honestly sending me today.  i actually knew the queen.  we hadn't spoken or met for a few years, but i fondly remember the times i spent with her.  a decade back, she was really going thru tough stuff emotionally just thinking about how being queen had sort of prevented her from ever having like a hot girl summer, you know? or a slut phase. or even a single rebellious phase.  anyway, she would sneak out of buckingham palace and get in my car and we'd go clubbing. shed always put on a cute disguise, and it was really cool seeing her sense of style and fashion blossom in like hot clubbing outfits.  she always had really cute dresses and accessories because she was rich as hell, but shed also get these really hot wigs that made her look like a totally different person.  i will always remember the time we got kicked out of the bar, went to taco bell, and drove and sat in my car at this lookout spot on a famous cliff and smoked a joint and listened to Born to Die for the first time... girl i will MISS you!  gone but not forgotten, seriously.  RIP Lizzy

I loved this off the bat. It sounds like classic Bjork to me. Anchor Song meets Mutual Core 

Such a concept

hope is a dangerous muscle for a fungus like me to have (but it allows us to connect)

i'll pray for ya, but you'll need a miracle

wow this news is honestly sending me today.  i actually knew the queen.  we hadn't spoken or met for a few years, but i fondly remember the times i spent with her.  a decade back, she was really going thru tough stuff emotionally just thinking about how being queen had sort of prevented her from ever having like a hot girl summer, you know? or a slut phase. or even a single rebellious phase.  anyway, she would sneak out of buckingham palace and get in my car and we'd go clubbing. shed always put on a cute disguise, and it was really cool seeing her sense of style and fashion blossom in like hot clubbing outfits.  she always had really cute dresses and accessories because she was rich as hell, but shed also get these really hot wigs that made her look like a totally different person.  i will always remember the time we got kicked out of the bar, went to taco bell, and drove and sat in my car at this lookout spot on a famous cliff and smoked a joint and listened to Born to Die for the first time... girl i will MISS you!  gone but not forgotten, seriously.  RIP Lizzy

I follow Ethel Cain on Twitter and I admit it took me a solid second. It's not very tasty so I'll put a spoiler but I'm going to hell cause I'm still rolling
 

Look the most important question now is: who will wear the most terrible fascinator to the funeral? 
My money's on Princess Beatrice although Kate is also in the running
 

Holy based batman!

i'll pray for ya, but you'll need a miracle

Mic drop.

its a lot of political posturing so everyone on an internet forum can know just how virtuous and empathetic you are, tearing down the RACISM, FASCISM, AND COLONIALISM that's devastated so many.  idgaf one way or another about the queen, but some of yall are so fucking retarded with this shit.  who are you helping posting on lanaboards to let everyone know how RIGHT your opinion is and GOOD you are as a person.  everyone here has a computer and internet access, doubtless youve got food and shelter too!  a lot of people wanna whine about oppression and all this, when theyd have no idea what that looks like because theyve never experienced anything close.  yes, the british empire did horrible things.  theres all sorts of atrocities have occurred throughout history and societies all over the globe.  i think this false dichotomy where one side is faultless and victimized and another is, as some in the thread have said, literally evil and terrible, is just so reductive and absurd.  let people feel how they feel about the damn queen on this meaningless corner of the internet.  how exactly are anyones OH SO HOLY WISE VIRTUOUS SAVIOR COME TO SAVE THE IGNORANT FROM THEMSELVES comments helpful to anyone who is actually oppressed at present -- i.e. doesnt have food, shelter, clean air, clean water?  grow the fuck up.  you can whine about whatever histories whatever identity groups have faced till youre blue in the face, and youre not doing shit for someone going hungry.  which btw, occurs all over the world, even in the UK.  fight the "oppression" in your own backyard before moaning about some shit on a goddamn pop music forum so you can seem smart and "on the right side."  the posturing.  the privileged pretending their BELIEFS efface the power they hold.  yall think queen elizabeth should have given all stolen british wealth back to whence it came, abolished the monarchy, and established all "white" people as servants for all "POC" until someone decided theyd had enough?  well go ahead and sell everything you own and give it to the poor or shut the fuck up with your senseless arrogant whining thats completely divorced from reality.
 
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its a lot of political posturing so everyone on an internet forum can know just how virtuous and empathetic you are, tearing down the RACISM, FASCISM, AND COLONIALISM that's devastated so many.  idgaf one way or another about the queen, but some of yall are so fucking retarded with this shit.  who are you helping posting on lanaboards to let everyone know how RIGHT your opinion is and GOOD you are as a person.  everyone here has a computer and internet access, doubtless youve got food and shelter too!  a lot of people wanna whine about oppression and all this, when theyd have no idea what that looks like because theyve never experienced anything close.  yes, the british empire did horrible things.  theres all sorts of atrocities have occurred throughout history and societies all over the globe.  i think this false dichotomy where one side is faultless and victimized and another is, as some in the thread have said, literally evil and terrible, is just so reductive and absurd.  let people feel how they feel about the damn queen on this meaningless corner of the internet.  how exactly are anyones OH SO HOLY WISE VIRTUOUS SAVIOR COME TO SAVE THE IGNORANT FROM THEMSELVES comments helpful to anyone who is actually oppressed at present -- i.e. doesnt have food, shelter, clean air, clean water?  grow the fuck up.  you can whine about whatever histories whatever identity groups have faced till youre blue in the face, and youre not doing shit for someone going hungry.  which btw, occurs all over the world, even in the UK.  fight the "oppression" in your own backyard before moaning about some shit on a goddamn pop music forum so you can seem smart and "on the right side."  the posturing.  the privileged pretending their BELIEFS efface the power they hold.  yall think queen elizabeth should have given all stolen british wealth back to whence it came, abolished the monarchy, and established all "white" people as servants for all "POC" until someone decided theyd had enough?  well go ahead and sell everything you own and give it to the poor or shut the fuck up with your senseless arrogant whining thats completely divorced from reality.
 
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Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (born June 21, 1985), known professionally as Lana Del Rey, is an American singer and songwriter. Her music is noted for its cinematic quality and exploration of tragic romance, glamour, and melancholia, containing references to contemporary pop culture and 1950s–1960s Americana. She is the recipient of various accolades, including two Brit Awards, two MTV Europe Music Awards, and a Satellite Award, in addition to nominations for six Grammy Awardsand a Golden Globe Award. Variety honored her at their Hitmakers Awards for being "one of the most influential singer-songwriters of the 21st century."

So, Trisha Paytas gave birth 3 minutes before the Queens death was announced and also named her daughter Elizabeth. Twitter now claims her daughter may be the reincarnation of the Queen. 
 
 

I mean she’s a pawn? Do you live in the UK? 
 
The bengal famine was caused by Churchill-I’m no fan of the queen or the monarchy but she has next to no political power besides the allusion of appproving important decisions. 
 
colonisation happened for decades before Elizabeth too-she didn’t voice her opinion but you have to review her upbringing.