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TL;DR: me having a small meltdown over being broke ass hoe, that can't afford to visit the more developed parts of EU (UK included) to see lana live

Can she do a tour for us broke bitches in other parts of Europe? Like I can't afford a trip to France / Italy or other inner-six nations, just to see her perform. Can she do a stop in any of the post-soviet countries? I know that there isn't that big of a fan base here in Balkan / other post Eastern Bloc countries, but like just once, a single tour stop? Rant over....

TL;DR: me having a small meltdown over being broke ass hoe, that can't afford to visit the more developed parts of EU (UK included) to see lana live

Can she do a tour for us broke bitches in other parts of Europe? Like I can't afford a trip to France / Italy or other inner-six nations, just to see her perform. Can she do a stop in any of the post-soviet countries? I know that there isn't that big of a fan base here in Balkan / other post Eastern Bloc countries, but like just once, a single tour stop? Rant over....

I get that they're doing it for profit, but why bother buying 3+ tickets? Like who knows if you will be able to sell them, what if none buys your overpriced tickets? What are you going to do with those 3 extra tickets? Rather leave them to people who really want to see her live, instead of jacking up the prices.

I get that they're doing it for profit, but why bother buying 3+ tickets? Like who knows if you will be able to sell them, what if none buys your overpriced tickets? What are you going to do with those 3 extra tickets? Rather leave them to people who really want to see her live, instead of jacking up the prices.

I get that they're doing it for profit, but why bother buying 3+ tickets? Like who knows if you will be able to sell them, what if none buys your overpriced tickets? What are you going to do with those 3 extra tickets? Rather leave them to people who really want to see her live, instead of jacking up the prices.

She’s so random. I can’t believe she’s having RICK RUBIN produce her entire next record. NO~! It’s true. They told me themselves and had me estimate the reaction from fans knowing we would be getting an album full of Ride’s and Doin Time’s…. Let’s just say the earth was shaking

no bc this entire video ATE. How come whenever I see a roblox video it’s always the funniest or most iconic shit ever?
the cinematography is next level oml the scenes where she ran him over and then proceeded to burn his body over a campfire before burying him in a grave were truly an emotional journey I wasn’t prepared to go on, I’m crying rn 

this definitely

“Let the Light In” having its cute little viral moment

concert themed opinions ( i don't think a lot of these are unpopular tbh but i just want to put all of them somewhere lol)
 
her best performance ever is itunes music festival 2012 i never want her to take btd/summertime sadness/ride/video games off the setlist pretty when you cry, cherry, dmd, and BARTENDER need to go (the fact the she plays all of bartender is a crime when there are so many other songs that she could play)  replace pwyc with west coast or brooklyn baby, replace dmd with radio, cherry with peppers (or even a bop medley with cherry, peppers, and hbtb ), and bartender with candy necklace and do a different song during the candy necklace section while i think young and beautiful should be cut, i get it's a big hit so she probably has to play it lol, but it works better as a medley rather than the full song being played (also it's place on the setlist is super weird) i think young and beautiful/say yes to heaven/the grants would be a great medley, all having similar motifs. she should not be naming tours after albums unless over 50% of the setlist is songs from that album... the hope performance is weird i'm sorry it also shouldn't be the closer, either ocean blvd or venice bitch need to be the closer.  endless summer tour had her best setlist ocean blvd festival tour has her best vocals paradise tour has her best outfits i wish she would interact with the audience a little bit more between songs that ultraviolence intro needs to be cut  even with my issues with the setlist, i will still pay my entire paycheck just to go see her  
 

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What seasons and times of day do you associate each Lana Del Rey album with?
 
I could’ve sworn this was a thread before but I searched on here, on google, and went through pages and couldn’t find anything, so sorry if it already has been made.
 

AKA: Summer (May-July), midday to afternoon BTD: Summer (June-July), nights Paradise: Winter, night Ultraviolence: Summer, night Honeymoon: Fall, early night (8-10pm) LFL: I have no association with this album tbh NFR: Late summer, early fall (August-early October), the progression of evening to sunset to dusk

there's a lot of people on social media nowadays, mostly young people, who somehow think her lizzy grant days were problematic/traumatic for her for no reason, they claim that she was a prostitute, living in poverty because she was living in a trailer park, being groomed, or addicted to drugs, i'm actually a massive fan of the lizzy grant era and AKA is my #1 favorite album of all time, so clearly i'm very biased towards AKA and the music she made during that time  for what it's worth, a lot of people here really like AKA and it seems like the lizzy grant era in general has become more popular here in the past few years, i honestly don't have any social media really so i really don't know for sure what people feel about AKA, i feel like some people may prefer lana's mainstream major-label albums because they do sound quite different compared to AKA, AKA isn't nearly as cinematic or luscious sonically, it's a completely different feel, people are allowed to like what they like, but my issue is people acting like it's wrong to listen to it because they claim it's problematic
 
i actually was watching a video yesterday of somebody showing off their vinyl collection and all they could really say about AKA was that it was "camp" and i honestly felt a bit offended  because it seems like "camp" is just a code-word for "bad", AKA is genuinely a masterpiece, not ironically, not in a campy way, GENIUNELY, SERIOUSLY a masterpiece

Ok so y'all know how Taylor has a specific colour assigned for each of her albums? Do we have universally agreed-upon colours for each Lana album? If so, what are they? 
 
Here's what I'm thinking (based on the album colours):
 
AKA: yellow/beige
BTD: blue
PD: gold/orange
UV: black
HM: red/pink
LFL: teal
NFR: lime green
COTCC: grey?
BB: brown?
OB: ???
 
feel free to correct me lol

When she said she has a breathy voice because she fell from a tree and broke her ribs lmao

I saw someone mention we should make this a thread a few hundred pages ago in the NFR Pre-Release thread and couldn’t find one. This is a thread for the lies she’s told us and the unfulfilled promises that will probably never actually happen.
 
So I’m starting it.
 
Let’s start off with some of the more obvious lies:
 
2012: “I’d like to re-release (remake?) my first album [AKA]”
2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise"
2017: “I’m thinking about releasing an album of 25 favorite unreleased tracks”
2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry"
2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP."
2018: “Norman Fucking Rockwell will be released top of the new year [2019]”
2019: "Violet will be out Jan 4" [Source]
May 2020: "I'll be releasing my album (Chemtrails) September 5"
Nov. 2020: "I'm going to digitally release an album of covers for you for Christmas"

actually it's a photo of lana's grandmother who was posing for a vogue magazine photoshoot in 1965  

Joining LB would lead to her second question for the culture 

Ben and co occasionally visiting to see if anything leaked. 

I'm not a local but her most iconic run is
BTD-UV-HM
The quintessential Lana Del Rey 

may jailer-2007-AKA was the best run in her discography/musical career  

I agree. I actually find NFR! to be underwhelming. I don’t think I’ve actually ever revisited it in full since 2019. Which is funny to me as I spent that summer in California and really thought it was going to become my favourite based on that alone. 

Not an unpopular opinion but:
Why does seemingly none mention her Blue Velvet cover?
I might be biased since that was one of my first "lana" songs that I listened to, but I genuinely think that it is a good song, not the best, but still good.

Her last 4 albums just aren't that good, sure there are a handful of songs that I like from NFR!, COTCC, BB and Ocean Blvd. Other than that the rest of the songs just feel plain(?). I genuinely cannot listen to NFR! more than once a day, the song melodies are very similar and thus feel monotone / very similar to each other (and don't get me started on Ocean Blvd. and its crimes that are called interludes, also the first part of A&W is better than the second one).
She should start experimenting with different styles and song genres.