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all of the gay GenZ twinks people here are used to the pop machine that delivers products with specific datelines, and Lana has been able to circumvent most of that as long as she does the bare minimum of what her label/management needs from her. If the people that have been a fan of hers since UV are STILL looking for conventional release dates from Lana, they should wear a clown nose to compliment that feeling
 
 
some people take it too hard because numbers and statistics are a mental hobby; good statistics are used to compliment whether or not something is inherently good, and people use it as solid evidence that said thing (movie, music, sports team, consumer electronics, etc.) is worth something, even if its not. 
People like to argue about high chart positions because it validates the music they listen to. 
 
just as heterosexuals like to argue about sport scores, homosexuals argue about music chart position 
Just as someone doesn't care about how many #1's or Grammys Rihanna has, I don't care about how many home runs or championship rings Tom Brady has. Its all subjective 

Who is Kintsugi? For the blind, he is the vision. For the hungry, he is the chef. For the thirsty, he is the water. If Kintsugi thinks, I agree. If Kintsugi speaks, I’m listening. If Kintsugi has one fan, it is me. If Kintsugi has no fans, I don’t exist

so there’s this tunnel…

boz where are u when we need u most
slutty trap beats, insider ghost 

when the second part starts with it's jimmy buffett to remember life's a beach baby enjoy it

a wig shift

LOOK I CALLED IT

Thinking about this

black leggings moonlight 

None of this is in the bible.

i was kidding, and that’s why i said “watch it be the most random” you just always have something to say huh 

when Kintsugi opens with minna saiko arigato ka-ka-ka-kawaii 

An excerpt from Angelina.
       Lemme put my hands on your knees, you can braid my hair. Do a fat criss cross in the back somewhere.

FISHTAIL X PEPPERS CONFIRMED

inb4 the first post says
 
i got nominated for a brit award. thanks to everyone who makes those decisions i literally have no clue who you are.
 

This eras vehicle is of course the vagina boat

I hear Lennon, thrive, and marred 
 
And on the topic of "body marred my soul" 
I think what she's saying is that people saw her for her beauty (Young and Beautiful - "will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?") and didn't recognize the true beauty of her soul and what's inside
 
So therefore, the perception of her outwards appearance overshadows what is on the inside, it marred it, much like the tunnel that is beautiful on the inside, but forgotten about because of what's on the outside 
 

Non-native English speaker here: those "what's the real lyrics" debates are always so fun because, well, I can't even hear the difference between a long E and a short E sjkhdsjh. So 80% of Tunnel was a mystery for me when I first heard it  I still struggle to understand the language depending on the accent, but when it comes to Lana, I just don't make any effort because her pronunciation is so peculiar I just know I won't be able to decipher whatever she's truly singing anyway. I mean, I'm the girl who heard "Into the BLAH / Into the MOO" in Get Free back in the days, so...  I'm expecting to babble along every track of the album honestly.
It's fascinating (and hilarious honestly) that even native speakers can't understand her though. I felt so envious some of you guys were able to understand and grasp the beauty of her lyricism and poetry, but reading that, I now feel a little less dumb and deaf 
 
Edit: I was falling asleep and I woke up suddenly realizing I wrote "into the blah" when the lyrics are "out of the black"  I'm a fake stan.

This thread is about to become so Lana Del Rey Vinyl core 😍

"and I said BRO"

My wifey aka the green M&M is gone 

I've been watching the hotsummerlilac chronicles of r/popheadcirclejerk with bated breath and to find out that it was a lanaboards member all along is such a full circle moment 

I'm talking about the one and only u/hotsummerlilac
Here's some highlights:
 
Oh my god it's you

exactly. That is why I was banned from r/lanadelrey and created my own subreddit r/lanitas 

bluebanesters reading this 

r/lanadelrey is no longer a safe space.
 
I know, I know. You can call me childish for wanting a safe place. Maybe there is no safe place in this dark world, but if you know me then you know that I’m a dreamer. I’m an idealist. I’m a lover.
My life has been so tumultuous and destructive, and r/lanadelrey was truly a safe haven for me to express myself and keep up with all things Lana, with a community of wonderful people who appreciate true ART. My posts were peaceful. My love was full. But now, that subreddit is a cesspool because of the complete infestation of that crook bitch Taylor Swift’s rabid fans.
When the “song” Snow on the Beach was released, we were having so much fun at r/lanadelrey. We made memes that playfully held Taylor Swift accountable because of her cold, calculated betrayal against Lana and Lana’s fans. You see, we Lana fans rise above. We could’ve wallowed in self-pity that we didn’t get a true Lana song, but we had fun with the situation instead by making fun of Taylor Swift. We know that woman needs to be held accountable for her reckless behavior, but us Lana fans are also so much fun and very light-hearted at our core, just like Lana. So, funny memes were everywhere! These memes and comments made me laugh and laugh. They made me totally forget about my disappointment regarding Snow on the Beach. And on a deeper level, these memes attacking Taylor Swift made me forget about my crippling drug addiction and dwindling relationship with my older brother. Like I said, r/lanadelrey was my safe haven. But that woman Taylor Swift and her rabid fans have now ruined the one place i had comfort and peace in my life.
Right now, that subreddit is just pitiful. Lana posted one Instagram story of her and Taylor from some party from like 4 years ago to promote snow on the beach (she had no recent photos as they aren’t friends at all). We all know Lana doesn’t care about Taylor Swift or that song, which she only did as an act of service for AA or something. She called it the “snow ❄️ song” and she didn’t even know the words when a fan started singing it to her on video, trying to get her to sing along. Lana just whispered in the background of the song while trying not to laugh. And that’s okay, we can be proud of Lana for holding firm boundaries with Taylor.
But now, this 4 year old photo is being posted over and over and over again! “TAYLANA TOGETHER OMG!!!” “IM SO GLAD THEYRE FRIENDS!!!” “TAYLANA FOR LIFE!!!” and all that bullshit is crowding r/lanadelrey. And half of the posts now are along the lines of “DAE Think Taylor is super talented and we shouldn’t hate on female artists???” “DAE love Snow on the Beach???” “DAE not like Taylor Swift being cyber bullied???” It’s just not the same r/lanadelrey it used to be. Now it’s just another Taylor sub. And any accountability on this topic is downvoted and removed.
I am sorry for this long rant I just didn’t know what else to do. I feel like this subreddit understands me more than all others at this point. and I am honestly worried about being kicked out of r/lanadelrey at this point. I’m sure a Swiftie is going to grab a moderator role and ban me retroactively because of my history of holding Taylor Swift accountable for her actions. I just wanted to share my thoughts. Have a great day.