Apple n Apple

No it’s bc he’s apart of a church group that is literally a cult LMAO

okay the dramatics over this interlude seem like a wee bit much  it’s not like she’s never brought religion into music before like-

why do we all hate the pastor? is it just anti-christian sentiments? i will admit as a catholic i would have preferred a priest to a pastor but i am fine with a pastor. i understand he is her friend so it makes sense. personally as a christian in today's world, it is quite inspiring that lana does not shy away from her religion. 

YALL... she has Jackk Donoghue in a pic and her e Mike Hermosa, this is growth!! I want the tea
 
also im loving the unashamed lyrics, no pastor or anyone will ever censor her.... y'all should chill about that. 

BOZ confirmed the pastor is only on an interlude 

SHE ATE SO BAD

I think it's a speech interlude 

Lana has sung about God since the beginning of her career and it's never been cringe, I'm sure she'll find a way to make the pastor's inclusion tasteful and relevant to the album's story.
 
Also I can't listen to the song until after work because I have way too many distractions to immerse myself but in 5 hours I will be down by the lake ascending and I truly can't wait!!!!!!!!!
 
The album art is fucking STUNNNNNING wowowowoowowooowowowowowowow

now we know what BOZ meant by variety 

i may sound crazy saying that but
 
WHAT IF..........
the song that lana was dancing in the arcadia mv (which obviously wasnt arcadia) is a song from this album? The video was shot by mike hermosa while they were dating. It seems we'll have some up tempo songs in the record with the producers credits (like, benji only produced songs for artists like JID). And one of the songs signed by Benji is also signed by Mike Hermosa. The footage could be both of them just vibing with the song they made together since it fits the time period that lana said she started producing songs for this new record. Also, the mv finishes with the trio, the only track of bb that seems out of place... i think its very suspicious

I wonder how the Tommy Genesis collab came to be. Literally the last artist I expected to be on this album lmao I need to know the backstory

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tommy genesis omfg no way !

The way I went through an entire pack of corn crackers without realising  This is all so xcxiting

They said this story is a hint for the album, and her pastor is indeed on the album 
 
 

I’m a little sad that it says NINTH album on the cover bc it feels like everyone pressured her into disregarding Violet as an album against her wishes  But don’t worry Lana I’ll always view Violet as an album 

I bet the pastor collab is the interlude lol

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd is the ninth studio album from acclaimed singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey, comprising 16 tracks and interludes
 
and interludes.... 

Tommy Genesis collab’s gonna be so horny it’s gonna sound like liquid pussy like..

Album credits:
 

The credits are out and 10/16 songs have no Jack on them
 
the Tommy genesis collab is track 15

why hasnt lana said anything yet 

HER TITS ARE LITERALLY OUT ON THE MIDDLE OF THE DISC

not me sending this to my mom freaking out and all i get is "Cool" 

i been telling yall about the 16 tracks where's my insider credentials