Thats why they call me Dita

Lasso sitting on the shelf singing “when’s it gonna be my tuuuuuuuuurn.. don’t forget meeeee” 
 
 
also.. “sitting on the shelf feeling super suicidal….”

This is so wild and I'm so happy for you that you won the contest! You deserve it! That's a once in a lifetime opportunity, a moment to be cherished forever! The contest itself was a super awesome idea and it's amazing that the event is part of a fundraiser charity! Sending lots of love, this is just incredible!
 
Also can we talk about how gorgeous you look and that dress is stunning as well, suits you beautifully!

Whaaaaaaat! 
 
Lana taking it seriously when she said she wasn't doing a stadium tour because she wanted to get breakfast lunch with people 
I'm so happy and excited for you! This literally feels like a dream from an alternate universe or something, especially because only 6 (?) people entered! ! I think if I was you I would just combust from nerves! This is 10000% a once in a lifetime opportunity, like having dinner with Marilyn or Elvis or something like that  I can't even IMAGINE. 
Also, I agree with everyone else that's saying don't worry about asking her any qs (especially not about Lasso because we will get news about that sooner or later from her — your memories are more important)
 
 
Also you look so beautiful! I love the dress on you too! 

Wait whaaaaat, this is so random lmao, CONGRATULATIONS aaaaahhhh!!!  You have no idea how happy I am that a LB user won this raffle, that’s so cool, I hope you’ll have fun and a delicious meal and excellent company! 

This is soooo cool, congrats I’m so happy for you!! I would be so starstruck, I don’t know how I’d be even able to speak haha!! But just go and enjoy yourself and don’t feel pressured to ask any questions about lasso etc, this is your prize to enjoy!
 
and don’t feel guilty about not mentioning the comp earlier, I wouldn’t either! 

This is soooo cool, congrats I’m so happy for you!! I would be so starstruck, I don’t know how I’d be even able to speak haha!! But just go and enjoy yourself and don’t feel pressured to ask any questions about lasso etc, this is your prize to enjoy!
 
and don’t feel guilty about not mentioning the comp earlier, I wouldn’t either! 

This is soooo cool, congrats I’m so happy for you!! I would be so starstruck, I don’t know how I’d be even able to speak haha!! But just go and enjoy yourself and don’t feel pressured to ask any questions about lasso etc, this is your prize to enjoy!
 
and don’t feel guilty about not mentioning the comp earlier, I wouldn’t either! 

This is soooo cool, congrats I’m so happy for you!! I would be so starstruck, I don’t know how I’d be even able to speak haha!! But just go and enjoy yourself and don’t feel pressured to ask any questions about lasso etc, this is your prize to enjoy!
 
and don’t feel guilty about not mentioning the comp earlier, I wouldn’t either! 

This is soooo cool, congrats I’m so happy for you!! I would be so starstruck, I don’t know how I’d be even able to speak haha!! But just go and enjoy yourself and don’t feel pressured to ask any questions about lasso etc, this is your prize to enjoy!
 
and don’t feel guilty about not mentioning the comp earlier, I wouldn’t either! 

Reads title: Assumes it’s a silly interview with some KC newspaper.
 
Reads post: 
 
Congratulations, this is beyond amazing, I’m a at a loss for words, finally you are the lucky one this time 🤍
 
 

Oh my God this is so amazing!!
 
Lana is quite literally the “one person dead or alive you’d have dinner with” for me and I guess to a lot of ya’ll too
 
And yeah don’t stress about asking her the right questions, it will be much more special if you just chat about normal life things x

Not at all! You weren't obligated to tell anyone anything, and I don't blame you in the slightest I meant it, I'm really happy you won!
I remember that guy that won coffee w her in Portland wasn't even from Oregon and you were spose to be in order to enter the contest, so it's great that someone from the actual area won (and as I said - a nice, normal fan, at that!)

Oh my God, congrats @colaandvideogames!  You deserve it, you are the absolute sweetest and the universe clearly sees that, hence, this exciting news. Both you and Lana are lucky to get to have lunch with each other! Can’t wait for the updates, have funnnn 

This tbh It's definitely a good thing that not many people knew and therefore not many people entered so now she can have lunch with a nice, normal fan who won't make us all look bad

woww what a once in a lifetime type of opportunity especially when she never does stuff like this that's crazy  make sure to enjoy yourself and don't let other people's expectations of what info you might be able to get out of her influence you at all like you won this experience so don't feel pressured to do anything outside of what you want to do  we'll get info on lasso and stuff in due time congratulations on winning things must be so surreal

This is AMAZING!!! Oh babe, I’m so happy for you. This couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person in the whole state of Kansas - you’re truly the sweetest soul and I’m still so touched by your kindness when we met at her show in Kansas a few years back! What an incredible win that I’m sure will create memories that will last a lifetime. Have the best time ever!! Xx

100%. I never would want her to feel interrogated at all. Plus, there’s a chance Lasso may be out before this lunch as I still don’t know when it will be, mainly depends on our queens schedule.
I plan to just enjoy my conversation with her and see where it leads, and I have a good feeling that I will get a couple answers about things, in a casual way. In real life, I am a social butterfly so once I get past the nervousness I think we can have a wonderful and fun conversation back and forth. Right now I’m more concerned about how I will be able to lift a fork in her presence 

10 of the tickets were mine too I was lucky to have some family help me out, I wouldn’t have been able to buy that many on my own…but obviously I’m so happy people wanted to raffle on the football tickets instead of this hehe  and the first order of business will be asking her what the heck DNC stood for!!! (Jk jk, but also, who knows we’ll see where the conversation leads)  thank you so much!!!! <3

https://kansascitymag.com/win-lunch-with-lana-del-rey-via-kc-magazine-and-jazzoo/



Hadn’t seen anyone post about this yet… the Kansas City Zoo has a yearly fundraiser called Jazzoo, and they had a raffle. One of the prizes was lunch with Lana when she comes back to Kansas City. 

Long story short, I bought my ticket to Jazzoo just for the raffle. I cannot believe I am typing this. But, I won.
It’s been a dream of mine since I was 13 years old. I feel like I’m floating and also dreaming and wondering when I am going to wake up??? I thought this was so random of her (but we love our “lol I’m so random🤪” queen) but I was told she has family ties here, either with someone at the zoo or KC Magazine. Either way, I’m stoked. I was literally crying screaming throwing up when I got the email (ok maybe not throwing up but yeah)  
 
Felt like this all day: 

There were hundreds of people at Jazzoo, but only 15 raffle tickets were bought for Lana’s prize. Below is a picture of me during the event last Friday night manifesting my dream come true… and a wayyy better pic of me wearing the dress she wore to the 2019 Grammys party. ANYWAYS, if you need me I’ll be planning my funeral because I’m pretty much dead  Let’s hope I’m able to eat with her sitting in front of me lol 
 



editing this to add I hope this doesn’t come off braggy or anything I just was so excited the first thing I thought was sharing the news with my Lanaboards family cause I love you all so much!!!!! ❤️🥰

I've never said this before but I HOPE there's a cover on this album.
I'd love Unchained melody bc her cover is incredible and album worthy but if she wants to so something new I think suspicious minds, wicked game (yes ik she covered but not really), and I also think a cover of these boots were made for walking and Bang Bang would eat so hard with the whole gangster nancy sinatra thing.None of the songs are really country but will lasso even be really country who knows she can do whatever she wants
Ik it isn't a country song but she needs to cover hotel California and California dreamin some day

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

Guess Henry is not coming anytime soon

( hope is a dangerous thing for a lipster like me to have but I have it)

Manifesting a
"New work with @ honeymoon" post from Neil 

i'd avise against taking any logic into consideration when dealing with lana releases. we keep trying to guess what she's doing next and she always does the opposite 

Since the alleged release date is getting closer and closer I think we're getting the full reveal and announcement with the first single like she did for Ocean.
 
I prefer this over a NFR situation with constant teasing and 11 month old singles on release 
Even if it's a bit delayed (which I wouldn't mind/care cause Ocean is still fresh) I'm so sure it's getting released this year.