Thats why they call me Dita

election year ✅
grammys ✅
blonde hair ✅
QFTC in may ✅
late summer release 
 
the prophecy is being fulfilled 

no matter how oddly she worded it, she had every right to defend herself and her right to sing about her authentic experiences surrounding love, relationships, submission, emotions, pain, and being a woman however she wants! all i can really say about it without going on a tangent lol

bro the way we knew this was coming by her dying her hair blonde  she's right though, I wonder who the only person she didn't know was, maybe Beyonce?

I want a lengthy tracklist, over 20.. I want interludes too or at least a monologue somewhere lol 
 
im still confident in September despite her track record lol.. I mean she managed to get OB released in the same month it was supposed to 
 
she’s clearly already been working on some visuals etc and I would hope the music is done! 
 
some news this month would be nice, but her outfit change at coachella to me was her stepping in to the new era.. so shouldn’t be too long now lol

I want a lengthy tracklist, over 20.. I want interludes too or at least a monologue somewhere lol 
 
im still confident in September despite her track record lol.. I mean she managed to get OB released in the same month it was supposed to 
 
she’s clearly already been working on some visuals etc and I would hope the music is done! 
 
some news this month would be nice, but her outfit change at coachella to me was her stepping in to the new era.. so shouldn’t be too long now lol

Well now that we have the (renewed) controversy for this era, it’s almost time to officially announce Lasso 

I know we’ve all been burnt by her fake release dates before, but I do think this year (September/October) is likely. I don’t think her and jack would both mention it if she only has a handful of songs ready.
 
I think the studio snippet we got of Henry Come On was when she was feeling pretty confident in the album, same as when we got the Candy Necklace snippet in August and she felt the album was finished in September.
 
We went from the Candy Necklace snippet in august to complete silence until December, but that didn’t mean nothing was happening. The album was submitted and being pressed and we had NO idea. There is no reason to think that isn’t the case right now, some of y’all are so dramatic 

I think given the ‘culture’ (if you will) at the time with cancel culture being at its peak and the blm movement dominating the US things definitely did get taken out of context by the media, but I do wish she would stop beating a dead horse by bringing this up again after everything that happened last time 

I get why she does it, but I’m so sick of her constantly defending herself. 
 
people are NEVER going to understand her/her art, and continuing to comment on these issues FOUR YEARS later is just not the move. I think the people who knew what she meant knew what she meant, and the people who didn’t never will, no matter how many follow up videos/posts/comments she makes. 

TELL THEM, QUEEN MOTHER LANITA!!!

Oh yes, I didn’t want to blow her mind even more by telling her my gen x mother was wearing creepers when she was a teen in the 80s  she’d probs just reply stating she was gen z too lol

I want a lengthy tracklist, over 20.. I want interludes too or at least a monologue somewhere lol 
 
im still confident in September despite her track record lol.. I mean she managed to get OB released in the same month it was supposed to 
 
she’s clearly already been working on some visuals etc and I would hope the music is done! 
 
some news this month would be nice, but her outfit change at coachella to me was her stepping in to the new era.. so shouldn’t be too long now lol

I want a lengthy tracklist, over 20.. I want interludes too or at least a monologue somewhere lol 
 
im still confident in September despite her track record lol.. I mean she managed to get OB released in the same month it was supposed to 
 
she’s clearly already been working on some visuals etc and I would hope the music is done! 
 
some news this month would be nice, but her outfit change at coachella to me was her stepping in to the new era.. so shouldn’t be too long now lol

I want a lengthy tracklist, over 20.. I want interludes too or at least a monologue somewhere lol 
 
im still confident in September despite her track record lol.. I mean she managed to get OB released in the same month it was supposed to 
 
she’s clearly already been working on some visuals etc and I would hope the music is done! 
 
some news this month would be nice, but her outfit change at coachella to me was her stepping in to the new era.. so shouldn’t be too long now lol

I want a lengthy tracklist, over 20.. I want interludes too or at least a monologue somewhere lol 
 
im still confident in September despite her track record lol.. I mean she managed to get OB released in the same month it was supposed to 
 
she’s clearly already been working on some visuals etc and I would hope the music is done! 
 
some news this month would be nice, but her outfit change at coachella to me was her stepping in to the new era.. so shouldn’t be too long now lol

Really wishing for a summer album. I know it’s not going to happen but I miss having a new Lana album to soundtrack my summer / make memories with. It’s been too long 

Call me crazy but I will be a September truther until October 1st 

gaga needs go and eat everyone up again, tired of lame bitches being invited to a costume party and showing up in a zara equivalent dress

That same insider replied to someone’s comment who said that she’ll most probs delay it and the insider replied saying she’s comfy on September. Also I HEARD on that same account that she wanted to release Lasso in April but her team suggested a delay because it would be overshadowed by Taylor and other artists 

can't wait for lasso to be lana's S&M era
 
also this started as a joke in my head but the more i think about it it actually lowkey kinda makes sense because she's been wanting to be back in her vulnerable, toxic relationship era 
 
"you lassoed me daddy, tied me down to the bed. your truck drove away, you left me for dead" would be iconic lyrics to be so honest and we could get an album cover where she's tied to a railroad in the desert with a train in the background coming to run her over like an old school western. it fits with the vehicle theme (never used a train on a cover) and fits question for the culture from the last 3-4 years
 

 

 
(also do i think this would happen? no im having fun let me cook)

Manifesting the longest song being 7:36 minutes
Definetly would be here for another 7+ song,  Venice Bitch and A&W are some of her best, we need to complete the trio

Is roadrunner a potential track title tease on her insta caption or have I missed an obvious connection?

Is roadrunner a potential track title tease on her insta caption or have I missed an obvious connection?

Literally only ever use it to find out if there’s a known bug on a video game and how to bypass it 

Literally only ever use it to find out if there’s a known bug on a video game and how to bypass it