Rock Candy

Because I'm an impatient lil biatch, I made a spotify playlist with a lana song that I think will match each track (based on production, not lyrics). Here it is:
 



 

Black Beauty (PG Mix) coming soon

It was Kintsugi, the sea god whispering in my ear telling me baby just drive
 
and i did
 
don't forget me 

i still feel like i don't understand what this album's overall sound is... piano ballads meets 808 trap beats?

I dont really care about tours. Excessive travelling, long waiting.. all to watch a 60-70 minute show... ehh 
 
I prefer a good studio album 

I had a dream about Taco Truck x VB last night… but instead of VB she sampled MAC and sung “i fucked up, i know that but jesus, i wanted to fuck up” 
 
What in the alternate dimension reality is going on
 

Honestly, I’d rather hear what Lana’s most recent thoughts are in song-form every 14-15 months than have glossy visuals, extravagant tours, and fluff that doesn’t have to do with the music. It’s great if she does those things, but they’re not necessary for me to stay engaged as a fan.
 
I want to know about her karmic family lineage and all of the deepest, darkest thoughts she’s willing to share! But I don’t need to have Lana serve a look in Gucci on the cover of V Magazine (but again, she’s more than welcome to 💅).

People talk about the lack of visuals, but DYK has the best album photoshoot and concept since Honeymoon... Relax. Taylor announced Midnights in August and the only thing she was doing before the album release in late October was revealing the song titles on Tiktok. It's not March yet and we may have something by then.

Can't wait for the official announcements in the upcoming weeks:
 
- tour/festivals 
- interviews with Mojo, Pitchfork and Interview Magazine
- box set, merch
- album trailer
- MV of the lead single
- live performances at Corden, Colbert and SNL
- second single on release day along with a MV + radio impact
- going around LA with a taco truck for promotion
 

I just know that she is gonna sing her heart out with an orchestra for all the lines before that, then on "it's kintsugi," the music all stops, she says it very simply, and then BOOM, the most scrumptious piano rift ever made

OK but if she called it the Don’t Forget Me Tour  what a comeback. I hope I’m wrong about what I’ve been saying lately with regards to her not touring.
 
Let’s hope the collective attempt at realism here was really us just doing the law of attraction, and us “letting go” of any idea of a tour actually brought it to us. 

I am very ready for this album to emotionally destroy me. Make me cry 

Us: Lana pls drop a new single/a music video/ an album trailer for the love of god we're losing our minds 
Lana:
 

unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest unmanifest

Lmaoooo we’re literally kitchen ants at this point 

I'm just gonna say it too I think there's something wrong w you if you can see Lana in that vid after getting robbed almost in tears looking so defeated pleading with people to not listen to the leaks and still be hoping that it leaks. I'm gonna be fine dining on the 24th on my 16-course gourmet LDR9 as the chef intended, while many people are writhing in their own saliva on the kitchen floor right now waiting for 96kbps crumbs of LDR9 to fall on the floor and give them E.Coli, tapeworm AND covid

the shows will be like 2 Nikki stans and 2000 Lana stans hoping Lana to come

catch me buying nikki lane tickets just for the chance i might see lana

Nikki Lane is going on tour in April. That is probably the only tour Lana will be attending. 

Paris, Texas
 
 

Tunnel would sound terrific live. Surely a show highlight.

With her father in front row 

shhh 
 

I cannot believe some of you thought A&W would sound like JEWELS N' DRUGS.