valley of the dolls

HORSE

not even ricardo knows where she is

She either needs to do 2011 side part curls, beehive, or something totally new

I pray for Anna's wellbeing in case this turns out to be a contract/professional commitment for another celebrity in attendance. 

Let’s all remember she’s probably gonna show up very late at the tail end of the red carpet, and be patient.  
 
the “it’s so over” - “we’re so back” shenanigans tonight are gonna be so fun 

lana announcing the special show the same day she’s attending the met gala cause she knows she will be the center of attentions again  queen of marketing 

I’m glad that a twitter stan made that pic up cos I was very underwhelmed by that typical bridesmaid hair do
 
I want accessories 
She could totally lean in to lasso with this look of reawakening fashion by giving us an archived look which leans in to that gothic country fashion 

When she posts a story of herself at a Cha Cha Matcha in LA whilst the red carpet's happening

Sometimes I wish she were also an eco terrorist so we could track her jet or something 

she comes out of the mist riding a horse "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted dead or
alive" jack antonoff disappears  in mist as a symbol for the non muffled electric guitars about to serve some rock inclided outlaw country my source? divine intuition

My mind is just about to explode, I'm so excited, I'm feeling so fucking giddy. Never thought I would say this but can Monday come sooner pleaaaase? Never waited for a Monday like that 

I don’t want to get fired/sued, so I won’t say right know in case it’s meant to be a secret… a bit of an unexpected pairing, but hoping it’s iconic. (regarding the look)
Only a few more days!
 

the way this could literally be a 2010 pic ... lizzy grant you will always be famous

Her being in LA casually shopping in the mall three days before the Met isn’t a good sign lol

Earlier today, Lana Del Rey stopped to meet a fan while shopping at MAC Cosmetics in Westfield Century City Mall in Los Angeles, California.

watches are the new horse shaped bush, havent you heard?

It's coming Maybe she'll announce Lasso on the Met Gala red carpet Monday
 

Well now that we have the (renewed) controversy for this era, it’s almost time to officially announce Lasso 

Everytime she goes blonde, the world shifts.
 
Whew.

She’s such a Leo moon/Scorpio rising 

she's looking too good right now and too 2012 to drop bad album

Gosh she has never been this active. The woman has something up in her sleeve 

This is kinda a confirmation that she will attend

This is a really promising, clear theme unlike previous years where people didn't really seem to know what to do
(Watch some dickhead like Ye show up in pajamas thinking he's super edgy though)