cominguplavender

Already?
Seriously
LDR9 isn’t even out for everyone & the Post-Release isn’t even up
 
u guys rly said 

Ideally: An album full of unhinged, psychedelic surf/desert rock bangers. A guitar-centric record.
 
Realistically: I could see her doing another Chemtrails-like album, centered around country-infused piano ballads this time.
 
What I hope for regardless: No interludes, no outtakes/unreleased tracks, no more Drew.

She will mix country with trap and make nikki lane sing a hip hop inspired bop that will incorporate a guitar solo because why not

It’s gonna continue in the COCC vein ( no pun intended )

I think that its all going to be produced by Rick Nowels! It will be all Trap and Pop bangers! Gangster Nancy Sinatra IS BACK 

I'm only halfway through the album but Fingertips is one of the most fascinating songs she has ever done.

Okay umm.. i have officially just listened to the entire record (after not having heard any singles or even snippets) and i .. um ... okay.. i want to THROW UP ma'am.. spAre paper towels???
 
first of all... ok this will not be my review because im a little ok prety.. very drunk and high.. and sumn else but this was too much.. but i have some issues that really pissed me off  with some of ya'lls comments after having heard it.. why were ya'll saying jacks voice was bad? i literally heard nothing wrong.. that song is stunning.
 
and maybe i just love alt music too much and am a little numb to "abstract" shit but the judah smith was kinda beauiful, like stream "the god" or some of ethel cains music cus this shit is childs play you little bitches(yea u fag boz) .. either way i fucking loved it.. and it wasn't scary like stop being .. ??
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i was so fuckoing gAGGED BY FISHTail and pEPPERS!!! PLEASE.. these songs are sp good.!! absolotely not one bad song on this album
 
like, i cant think of a bad song, every track felt so estabalished, and even my high ass couldn't figure out a fault,
 
this is literally any true lana stan could ask for in terms of QUALITY, idk what else a hater could want, its probably justt the fans that became fans since" norman" that dont like it because this is LANA in her back to basics form and im going to CUM YES GIRLIES
 
 
 
ok real review coming when i sober up <3

just realised i somehow haven't written in this thread yet? so it was just fading into the background 4 me  anyway paris texas is one of my favourite songs of all time now and it became so, so fast. last time that happened almost immediately was probably w video games  

shaping up to be my favorite album truly

i'm so obsessed with the jack donoghue reference in kintsugi
likeeee I love them as a couple, hope they are still

fingertips is so good. she did not disappoint 
also
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME LANITA / WHEN I GET DOWN LIKE BONITA

shaping up to be my favorite album truly

CN took me quite a few listens idk the transitions took me a sec to get with but now i love

This era just feels so GOOD I’m gonna cry like I think this is gonna be the first album since NFR that I feel like I’ve truly made memories with

going to liveee when those chats&reacts girls put out like a 2 hour reaction vid

Anyways, music is made to enjoy. Not everyone is going to like this album but that doesn't mean that their opinion is less valid. Because we're stans, we will always love what Lana releases. However, when reviewers take the lyrics out of context or can't comprehend the meaning of the song, this is when I can't justify their opinion. 

Caroline, what kind of mother was she to say I'd end up in institutions?
All I wanted to do was kiss Aaron Greene and sit by
The lake, twisting lime into the drinks that they made 
Have a babe at sixteen, the town I was wed in and die
 
these lyrics just crush my soul  to think how different lana’s life would have been, whether she’d be happier, the betrayal she mustve felt. i know she finally feels at peace but i can’t help but feel shes still mourning the shot she had at a simple life. 

shaping up to be my favorite album truly

shaping up to be my favorite album truly

Fuck The Telegraph, lets celebrate the Variety review
 
https://variety.com/2023/music/album-reviews/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-album-review-1235563635/

that's why they call me lanita

My most critical opinion at the moment is that neither interlude needed to be as long as they are especially the Judah Smith one 

ily tooooo!! this album is perfect i hope you’re enjoying it too. been in love with it since i heard it, it’s all i’ve been playing  all i hear is ocean blvddd, it’s all that i plaaaay

yep, this is why. If BB got 80 on MC, Lana should not be having to fight to keep 80 with an album like Ocean Blvd. 
 
I get that it's a challenging album for people who aren't stans of Lana, but you can still admit it's brilliant, like ........ ? 

this is a hatecrime for sure (im a swiftie but i personally don't think Midnights deserves to be equal as "evermore" metascore)