jealous girl

Help I don’t think I’ve seen lanaboards being this crowded before 

“We stay losing!” I type as I sit comfortably at home with no tickets purchased

Everyone was kicked off of barricade omg I'd be fuuuuming after waiting in that heat all day.... x

Tessa DiPietro telling her a Vegas Residency is much safer

why are they getting them to leave when the show is meant to start in less than 20 minutes 😭 how are they gonna get them all back in it’s going to be delayed a lot more than that 

During chemtrails like the mv 🌪️ perfect timing tbh

I bet if played thunder it would go away 

I hope the fans at barricade just stay there I would be so mad if I waited for hours and lost my spot 

Just on the day when she's supposed to debut two brand new songs... We can't win guys 

lana fans the most cursed fanbase that's what we get for listening to her leaks 

what other forums can say they have their own METEOROLOGIST?

She’s hitting a baseball 

Me giving my social security number so I can tell a random 39 year old woman I haven’t met happy birthday 
 

Why she goes live everytime I put my phone away, even for 1 sec

Lol i got a notif that she went live but it was over by the time i opened it

I’m annoyingly late at getting these newsletter emails… In the future they really need to send them out earlier than the actual launch of whatever merch/tickets/etc so that everyone has a fair chance.

I’m annoyingly late at getting these newsletter emails… In the future they really need to send them out earlier than the actual launch of whatever merch/tickets/etc so that everyone has a fair chance.

I’m annoyingly late at getting these newsletter emails… In the future they really need to send them out earlier than the actual launch of whatever merch/tickets/etc so that everyone has a fair chance.

I’m annoyingly late at getting these newsletter emails… In the future they really need to send them out earlier than the actual launch of whatever merch/tickets/etc so that everyone has a fair chance.

first of all, "if you signed up for sparklejumpropequeen, check your messages" as if i havent already signed up three times and still got nothing 
 
second, these merch are highkey better than the coachella ones and i'm already broke enough

these are really cute but out of everything why all this energy for boston like it’s kind of sending me

also not to pewp on anyones parade they also called the tunnel 'tour' a tour around the world i wouldnt read into this at all 

i think they just call any dates including 2+ countries a world tour  they called last years shows a world tour too 

The merch actually looks good, really love the bomber jacket
But no offence to the World Tour hoodie but is the world tour in the room with us

she must be announcing the world tour tonight?! 2024? there’s not that long left girl you best not mean those festivals 
 
im super jealous the best merch we’ve got is us only but i have hope!!!!!