Bambi Lies

Lana's team writing her DMs right now asking her to take it down

 

it's a Tuesday so i feel like she made up the date on the spot lmao

Rock Candy Sweet
 
Tuesday, June 1st 
 
 
I can’t take this 

I hope that if there’s a cover on it it’s gonna be something fun and unexpected like the Doin’ Time cover n not another old slow song.

chemtrails was cute but please for the love of god no more country no more folk no more collabs

Not country... 
 
Which demon lord do I have to suck off for Lana to get back with Emile Haynie, Justin Parker and Dan Heath again?

Omg YES PLEASE I would DIE for some trip hop and "Hollywood" to be released  

(We truly ARE clowns. It's been one day. Jeez.)

manifesting 
I'm still a little bit scared of country as a genre mentioned by her in the interview 

The vinyl will be puke-green. The flower of the era is going to be a tulip. There will be 13 songs. Dealer will not be on it. The coverart will be even worse than CoCC, being a LQ featuring that weird old Jen-lady she considers a mother.
Ok I think I played through the whole pre-pre-release thing, see you in 6 months.

manifesting daddy Rick and Dan Heath trip hop
realistically what we r gonna get: yeehaw sad flops with a non existent instrumentals

This feels so wrong of me to be in here rn considering I still haven't listened to COCC  
But let me just say, let us move away from country  kbye

And the epic return of #TeamDelulu!!!!!
I'll start off by manifesting Lana finally releasing Hollywood! Just as she said back in a 2017 livestream!! and yes, daddy Rick will produce!
 

oh lord please no more country music friends

I’m expecting a 4000+ page pre-release thread  

WELL..... let the clownery commence ? 

Okay, album just finished. I’m definitely fully awake now.
I’m sure this album will grow on me. Some songs are clearly pop, but the others belong more in a different genre I’m not used to. None of the songs really smacked me across the face and took my breath away the way Mariner’s or Venice did, but White Dress get close to that with her high, whispery voice pressing out as many words as possible under two seconds, making the song very intense for a moment. It also makes me think of the “I am my on-e-ly god” in Disco.
TJF uses autocorrect properly, it brings something to a song and isn’t overused just because it’s a cool effect.
I still don’t care much for For Free. Is a pretty song, the harmonies are perfect. I just... don’t feel it, I guess.
Let me love you like a woman sounds better on the album, but I’m afraid that I still don’t care much for it either. But, like I’ve said before, I’m sure I’ll appreciate it one day when I can relate to the lyrics.
Breaking up slowly was criminally short. They could’ve easily made it into a longer song with a gorgeous outro.
 
I just feel, I dunno, that Norman had better transitions between the songs? Add a few seconds of silence after Tulsa and it would’ve been even better. This album clearly has better production though. And you can tell that it was made closely to Norman; the similar instruments in Wild at Heart and How to Disappear (does she sample HtD?), and the vague similarities between  Dance till we die and Venice Bitch. I’m... Hmm, I don’t know if I like that. It bothers me a little. I hope it one day won’t.
 
I don’t dislike the album. It’s definitely more cohesive than Norman - Yosemite actually sounds like it fits in here while BAR still feels like a pebble in the shoe on NFR! - and I’ll keep it on repeat the next days to get used to it even more.
This album feels very Lizzy Grant and today’s Lana Del Rey at the same time. It’s very cool, and something I thought we might get one day but nothing I dared to hope for.
 
I’ll come back and comment on Yosemite later. <3

It sounds exactly like her last 3 albums. It's so monotonous now

„The contours of the singer’s imaginative world have softened but her performances get stronger“
 
4/5

i don't like White Dress...
i think it's because I'm not used to hearing Lana sing like that, so maybe it will grow on me

candle in the wind is the new colour blue which in itself was the new (red) party dress 

BUS is a cute moment, wish it had more lana but we move

It's definitely a great album, but sadly not my favorite by hers. It has its great moments, White Dress, title track, Wild at Heart, Dark but Just a Game and Yosemite are standouts for me. But the rest is... underwhelming, even after their first listening. 
 
I'm really glad it's finally out tho, so now we can move on 
 

If anyone is thinking they hate the album, just listen a few times. Give it a week or a couple days and listen over the next few days. It slowly grows on you and you begin to truly love it. It's grown on me over the last 2 weeks and I'm so glad I heard it before now bc I didn't like it on initial listen but it's so good now