Say Yes to Heaven

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Wait..I forgot her
 

 
THE Jessica Chastain!
 

anya... she is strikingly beautiful, however she is not camp. girlie is not silly like that. the closest thing i found that relatively touched the camp meter was this:
 

 
The pope if he slayed. Serving egg without the yoke. 
 
Here are more pictures of this ensemble:
 
she is subtly serving! I do think this is a category she fails at, but this outfit was definitely- a choice! And it's also worth mentioning this was at the Dune premiere- fits the theme well!
 

good evening, racers 
 
me (mitski) and my team have been hard at work this evening curating our look for the camp couture week 1 challenge
 
instead of tired camp gay culture looks you know and expect, we took a literal approach, and incorporated camping into our look, with a custom versace gown and a headdress made of rare leaves from the amazon rainforest. what is more camp than making nature eccentric and cvnty! we shot in two different locations to maximise the natural effect of the look
 
now that is what you call a glamazon 
 

 
lookbook
 
look 1 - camp(site) realness
 
look 2 - rainforest goddess
 
raw image - it’s camp!
 

Introducing Our Cast for Cycle 1 of LanaBoards Next Top Model
 
 
Lizzy Grant - @Surf Noir
Naomi Campbell - @DeadSeaOfMercury
Miranda Cosgrove - @lmdr
Lady Gaga - @shadesofblue
Kate Moss - @southbeachswing
RuPaul - @Paris Hilton
Tinashe - @TheBoss
Kate Bush @sparklertrailerheaven
Lana Del Rey - @Daytona Beach Sparkler
Beyonce - @keps2013
Mitski - @ultrabanisters
Britney Spears - @bia
Jane Fonda - @Say Yes to Heaven
Charli XCX - @bunoner
Anya Taylor Joy - @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
Megan Thee Stallion - @DemonMic2003
 

 
 
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The Game:
 
Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model, I am your host Lindsay Lohan who will be telling you what to do and then judging you on how well you did it.
 
Each week (every day or so) you will be given a fashion/photoshoot challenge based on a theme.
You have 24 hours to submit ONE photo or you are at risk at being eliminated.
To submit a photo you must send your photo in this thread or DM me.
 
Example:
 
Each week there will also be a winner. The winners prize each week is the power the sabotage one girl of their choosing.
 

 
 
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Week 1 Challenge:
 
We're starting off this competition STRONG. Your first theme is... "CAMP COUTURE"
 
You have 24 hours to submit your campiest photo.
...But remember. This is a fashion competition so be mindful of why you were invited into the section!
 
Our special guest this week who will be helping me critique is the masterful seamstress... @Rorman Nockwell
 
Good Luck!

Hello to all, it is I, Jane Fonda. For my look, I wanted to go with an homage to my personal career by combining various items into one cohesive and summer-y outfit.

Firstly, my hair is very reminiscent of my acrobatic era, paired with a leotard under everything for some under the cover shade #trees
Seconadly, I topped my hair with my very own personal hat which I also wore for my movie 9 to  5 featuring the lovely dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin and speaking of the lovely Lily Tomlin whom I adore I stole one of her cardigan shawls from the set of Grace and Frankie (which also had RuPaul , one of the contestants here, hello Ru.) and I modified it by cutting it up into a cut little crop top moment. 

My earrings come straight from the set of Monster in Law, I was gifted them by the director after my character wore them and Jennifer lopez was really mad becuase she did not recieve gifts in the same fashion as I did but thats what happens when you're a fraud and I'm a beauty maker. 

This skirt here is just from Target but it reminded me of my role in Klute, where I was a fashion queen so I put that on it too and also found a telephone with a cord to give some homage to that film............................................... The gun is from Barbarella where I was a beauty queen but in space. Thanks all hope to see who wins this week , possibly me if it is me then thats great but if it isnt im Not mad . 





Love, Jane .

Hello to all, it is I, Jane Fonda. For my look, I wanted to go with an homage to my personal career by combining various items into one cohesive and summer-y outfit.

Firstly, my hair is very reminiscent of my acrobatic era, paired with a leotard under everything for some under the cover shade #trees
Seconadly, I topped my hair with my very own personal hat which I also wore for my movie 9 to  5 featuring the lovely dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin and speaking of the lovely Lily Tomlin whom I adore I stole one of her cardigan shawls from the set of Grace and Frankie (which also had RuPaul , one of the contestants here, hello Ru.) and I modified it by cutting it up into a cut little crop top moment. 

My earrings come straight from the set of Monster in Law, I was gifted them by the director after my character wore them and Jennifer lopez was really mad becuase she did not recieve gifts in the same fashion as I did but thats what happens when you're a fraud and I'm a beauty maker. 

This skirt here is just from Target but it reminded me of my role in Klute, where I was a fashion queen so I put that on it too and also found a telephone with a cord to give some homage to that film............................................... The gun is from Barbarella where I was a beauty queen but in space. Thanks all hope to see who wins this week , possibly me if it is me then thats great but if it isnt im Not mad . 





Love, Jane .

LASSO IS ALIVE AND BREATHINGINGIGNGING

LASSO IS ALIVE AND BREATHINGINGIGNGING

Jim takes me down, he's a fire eater
Before the dawn or the valley shines
Jim takes me down to the river
All the way, past the lines
Girls in nightgowns, hold their hands forever
Girls with pink lips cultivate the sound
They watch, we kiss on a bed of roses 
As he lays me down
 
He’s a fire eater. he’s a cult leader
He's a big believer in anything from the 70's
Said that LSD could be good for me
Lay down, lay down
 
Jim takes me down to the village diner
Makes them believe that there's nothing wrong
Parades me 'round like his fucking daughter
All the way 'bout town
 
He’s a fire eater. he’s a cult leader
He's a big believer in anything from the 70's
Said that LSD could be good for me
Lay down, lay down
 
Oh, all the ways that your story was a let down
Ooh, all the ways that your glory was a let down
 
He’s a fire eater. he’s a cult leader
He's a big believer in anything from the 70's
Said that LSD could be good for me
Lay down, lay down
Lay down, lay down

When I initially became a fan, she only had BTD and Paradise out alongside her newest hit (and what drew me in) Young and Beautiful .. A lot of unreleased tho and I listened to that.. A LOT. 
 
While it may be unconventional for other artists, Lana has such a plethora of classic unreleased tracks that I’d actually recommend checking them out alongside her released discography. Many of them stand up, or are even better, than their released counterparts. 
 
 

When I initially became a fan, she only had BTD and Paradise out alongside her newest hit (and what drew me in) Young and Beautiful .. A lot of unreleased tho and I listened to that.. A LOT. 
 
While it may be unconventional for other artists, Lana has such a plethora of classic unreleased tracks that I’d actually recommend checking them out alongside her released discography. Many of them stand up, or are even better, than their released counterparts. 
 
 

When I initially became a fan, she only had BTD and Paradise out alongside her newest hit (and what drew me in) Young and Beautiful .. A lot of unreleased tho and I listened to that.. A LOT. 
 
While it may be unconventional for other artists, Lana has such a plethora of classic unreleased tracks that I’d actually recommend checking them out alongside her released discography. Many of them stand up, or are even better, than their released counterparts. 
 
 

Nice to see you make your way here from GGD! Was really surprised to read your name. 

I've been meaning to create this thread for awhile, I absolutely adore looking/researching the clothes that Lana wears in photo shoots! I used to have a good storage of them and photos of the outfit on others/by itself but I don't have that anymore. If you know if any and would like to share then feel free to do so! I'll begin.
 
NICOLE NODLAND 2013 FOR  L'OFFICIEL 
 
 

I genuinely can’t stand this new generation of TikTok Lana fans that literally lie about the most random shit and then all of the comments just believe it with no question.
 
The amount of posts like this I’ve seen ranging from fan accounts (who became fans in 2020+) making up stuff like collabs, song titles, what outtakes are from what album, and now… when pap shots are from…. actual brainrot. 
 
And yes, all 900+ of those comments are believing it, with maybe only a handful correcting them. 
 

I feel like some know and some just genuinely make things up for the hell of it.
 
I try to comment and correct it everytime I see it because its actually annoying when it gets taken as fact and then these SAME oblivious new fans try to CORRECT OTHERS with bullshit, as if they know better.
 
Its why I stopped posting on my fan account on Instagram, the fanbase changed so much after 2020 and TikTok. As much I love the app and use it often, its a cesspool of misinformation especially in focused topics like a fanbase for an artist.

And here, with the person that corrected them, I responded too. Then the OP really had the audacity to respond with this as if their original post wasn’t written in such a way that is LITERALLY saying its new and from 2024. 
 
God, I feel like I’m an old bat just hating on the younger / newer fans but jesus… there’s no shame
 

Another post with the exact same lie pulled out of their ass, actually crazy the amount of post-2020 fans just believing it. Of course its being spread on TikTok like clockwork where all the new Lana fans congregate to make things up 24/7
 
Luckily on this one, someone actually corrected them and it got enough likes to now show up first. 


 

I genuinely can’t stand this new generation of TikTok Lana fans that literally lie about the most random shit and then all of the comments just believe it with no question.
 
The amount of posts like this I’ve seen ranging from fan accounts (who became fans in 2020+) making up stuff like collabs, song titles, what outtakes are from what album, and now… when pap shots are from…. actual brainrot. 
 
And yes, all 900+ of those comments are believing it, with maybe only a handful correcting them. 
 

she said she’s been working on it for 4 years now which is very plausible considering Hey Blue Baby and I Must Be Stupid are from 2018 (which are very country themed)

Only Lana would give us a cunty Kim kardashian collab and country album in the same year

And here, with the person that corrected them, I responded too. Then the OP really had the audacity to respond with this as if their original post wasn’t written in such a way that is LITERALLY saying its new and from 2024. 
 
God, I feel like I’m an old bat just hating on the younger / newer fans but jesus… there’s no shame
 

Another post with the exact same lie pulled out of their ass, actually crazy the amount of post-2020 fans just believing it. Of course its being spread on TikTok like clockwork where all the new Lana fans congregate to make things up 24/7
 
Luckily on this one, someone actually corrected them and it got enough likes to now show up first.